Sorry for the late update peeps, high school is totally draining my energy, and free time. But it is still totally amazing. Haha, well as promised, here's Nourtney! Those who don't want Nourtney, feel free not to read, but also feel free to suggest a new couple at the end of this one shot! Well without further aidou…

Next pairing: NoahxCourtney.

"And that my little friends, is when E-Scope ate a WHOLE BOWL of RAW pig snouts! TOTALLY gross, but it had to be done… In order for me to win the lego sword to defeat Dracula!" Izzy chirped, making animated hand gestures.

Noah rolled his eyes for the forty-seventh time that lunch hour, and sighed. He really inquired why he sat there, with Little Miss Weird and Weirder, a human fart machine, a techno geek and his mental obsessed stalker.

Deciding not to continue listening to the ball of energy that was Izzy, he glanced to his right, and watched with one eyebrow raised as Sierra continued to crush Cody in a bone-breaking hug. She giggled, while Cody stared at her confused, fretting what her level of mental stability was.

Noah snickered, causing Cody to narrow his eyes at him in a glare.

"What's so funny?" He asked.

"Nothing, nothing. It's nothing." Noah replied, waving him off. He tried to stifle his laughter, while Sierra turned to him, loosening her grip on Cody slightly.

"Surveys show that whenever guys say nothing, it almost always means something." She retorted.

Noah sent her an unamused glare, and sighed and rolled his eyes. "Oh yeah, sure. Whatever. What's your source?" He snorted. Sierra grinned and prepared herself to respond, but Noah groaned and rolled his eyes once again.

"You know what, nevermind. I'm pretty sure it's best for all of us and our sanity if you don't share."

Sierra and Cody scowled, before rolling their eyes.

"Dude, you could try and be nice for once." Cody said.

"Yes. But that involves way too much effort. Like I care what you mouth breathers think of me anyway." Noah replied with a scoff.

"You know what Noah, you just increased your chances of dying old and alone by 0.4 percent with that comment." Sierra huffed, narrowing her eyes.

"Uhm… H-how do you know that?" Cody asked tentatively.

Sierra smiled and snuggled Cody into another bone-crushing embrace, and sighed happily. "I'm a first-generation percentage counter, DUH!" She chirped. Sierra leaned in close to his ear sending shivers down Cody's spine from fear or envy, you couldn't tell, and Sierra smiled. "And a first generation Cody addict…"

"Uhm…yeah. Well, I've definitely lost my appetite, and I think I'm going to go to the bathroom." Cody stammered, trying to pry the violet-haired stalker off of his scrawny and soon to be mangled body.

"Great! I'll come with you!" Sierra beamed, crushing Cody even more.

The gap-toothed techno-geek's face began to redden from lack of oxygen, and he squired to try and get out of her hug. "Alone." He squeaked out.

Sierra gasped and her face blanked. "B-but… But! CODY…" She whined, her lower lip quivering and her big black eyes widening.

Cody winced and successfully unraveled her iron grip. He took in a deep breath to restore the airflow to his lungs, and wiped his forehead with the back of his hand. "I'll see ya later, Sierra. And please…" Cody sighed, sending her a tired smile. "Don't follow me."

"But, who'll be your attendant! Who will give you foot rubs while you tinkle! And-and… Who will make sure you don't fall in!" Sierra sniveled, before grabbing Cody's head and squeezing it against her chest. "WHO WILL PROTECT YOUR BEAUTIFUL TINY-HEINY!" She wailed, swaying from side to side, strangling Cody even more.

"Oh, what a disaster that would be. To lose such an important asset." Noah mumbled, rolling his eyes with a small smirk.

Sierra sent Noah a vicious glare, while Cody took the opportunity to break free once more, and scurry off to the bathroom. Noah stared back into Sierra's eyes emotionlessly, as she placed her hands on her hips and narrowed her eyes.

"You, Noah, have absolutely no heart!" She huffed, crossing her arms and turning away.

Noah glared at her, before resting his chin in the palm of his hand and letting the corners of his mouth curl into a tiny smirk. "Thanks, back at ya, honey." He droned.

Sierra narrowed her eyes and scoffed. "Honey? How DARE you call me that! That name, along with several other endearments is strictly reserved for my Cody-Wodykins! And how DARE you say I have no heart! YOU HAVE NO HEART! My heart clearly beats for Cody Emmett Jameson ANDERSON! I HAVE SIX SHRINES TO HIM! DOES THAT NOT PROVE MY UNDENYING LOVE, NOAH? HUH? HUH! SO DON'T TELL ME, I DO NOT HAVE A HEART!" Sierra fumed, grabbing the egghead by his sweater vest and lifting him off the ground, and glaring menacingly into his slightly frightened eyes. He could have sworn he saw her eye twitch. Sierra growled before roughly dropping the bookworm, and stalking out of the cafeteria.

Noah glared after the Cody fanatic, before standing up and brushing himself off. "Ever heard of the term, 'gentle'?" He called after her, before sighing. Noah glanced back to where he was previously sitting; Izzy and Owen were wrapped up in a make out session, making the booklover cringe and grab his book. Noah looked around, and saw Courtney sitting alone, engrossed in her own piece of reading material.

Noah smirked lightly, before walking over and seating himself across from the CIT.

Courtney, not noticing him yet, continued to read, until Noah spoke up.

"Well, well, well… What do we have here? Someone besides me? Actually reading in their free time?" Noah commented, his everlasting sarcastic tone as strong as ever.

Courtney blinked, as she lowered the novel she was reading so she could see who had spoken. She instantly narrowed her eyes when she saw that it was Noah.

"Sorry. I don't converse with the enemy." Courtney replied snobbishly, gesturing towards the school council president candidate posters with her and Noah competing against each other.

Noah looked to the poster, then rolled his eyes and sent a challenging stare to the mocha-skinned prep. "Sorry to break this to you, but you just spoke to me." Noah said, with a hint of 'Duh' in his vocal pitch.

"No I didn't!" Courtney exclaimed.

"Oh really?" Noah smirked, propping his elbow on the table and resting his chin the palm of his hand.

"Yes, really!" She snapped, leaning across the table to ensure her glare was noticed; which it was. Noah remained unfazed.

"Let's have a little bet, then, shall we? If you did talk to me, you must spend the evening as my… Secretary."

Courtney narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms. She raised an eyebrow. "And if I win?" She questioned.

"Not possible." Noah chuckled, his smirk growing ever so slightly.

"How are you so sure!" Courtney snarled, leaning closer to Noah in efforts of frightening him. But he wasn't having it.

"Courtney?" Noah smirked.

"What!" She barked.

"You're speaking to me right now."

Noah's smirk widened as Courtney's expression and jaw dropped. He stared at her with amusement as she sputtered and tried to protest, but she and him both knew Noah was the victor.

Noah stood up abruptly, before turning away from the fuming brunette. "See you at the library, tonight, Courtney. At 7:30…sharp." He called over his shoulder, before heading towards the exit, his previous smirk replaced with the slightest of smiles.

Courtney glared after him as she continued to spur out nonsense, before she pulled at her hair. "UGH!"

Courtney hated; and I mean, HATED losing, especially to a guy like Noah. And at that particular moment, what she hated even more was that when it came to matters like bets…she stayed true to the wagers.

Courtney continued to grumble as she walked through the bitter cold to the library. She pulled up the collar of her jacket to try and block more of wind, as she picked up the pace. If she was even a minute late, she was positive she'd be getting an earful from Noah.

Noah. Courtney inwardly scoffed at her competition in the polls; he was an outcast. A loner. Pariah. He wasn't liked by many, she noted. Courtney always thought she was way better than him; she had better people skills, she knew politics like the back of her hand, and much more. But then she remembered, she wasn't all too popular, either.

So were they really that different?

No. In fact, they had a lot in common.

They both enjoyed politics, reading, history, public speaking, and were both intelligent.

Courtney sighed as she opened the door, and entered the calm, serene library and unzipped her coat. She hung it up on a nearby hook, before walking past the checkout desk into the heart of the large library.

"Uhm, hello? Noah?" Courtney called, as she weaved through numerous aisles.

"Miss Bailey." Noah acknowledged, from a large mahogany desk that lay in the mystery section of the library. Courtney walked over and stood in front of it as Noah stared at her with a dull expression. "You're two and a half minutes late." He noted, lightly.

Courtney scowled and crossed her arms. "Well maybe if you weren't hiding, I wouldn't have had to spend the past five minutes searching fo-" Courtney protested, before Noah raised a hand, silencing her.

"Ah, ah, ah. No back talk." Noah warned, earning a scoff and a glare from Courtney.

"Whatever, now what do you want from me!" Courtney huffed.

Noah stared at her, examining her from her glossy chestnut brown hair, to her cute little freckles, and even her chest; but he'd never admit that. Out loud.

Noah thought over what he could make her do. Groveling? Too fickle. Public humiliation? A little too immoral. Noah bit his lip in thought as his previous conversation with Sierra and Cody came to mind; he smirked as he got an idea. So he'd prove them wrong, and toy with Courtney. What a marvelous idea.

"Uhm, hello? Earth to Noah!" Courtney sneered, snapping in front of his face, bringing him back to reality.

Noah blinked and shook his head, before smirking and beckoning Courtney over to him. She glared and rolled her eyes before walking around the desk towards him. Noah motioned for her to lean in a bit closer, and she reluctantly obliged.

"Now, Courtney… I'm going to give you two options. You could reorganized this entire section in the library while spouting out sincere comments on my overall superiority on command…" Noah began, hiding his cynical smirk when Courtney's jaw dropped creating a tiny 'O'.

"But…that would take hours!" Courtney protested.

"Or… If you refuse that option… You must do the second, with no complaints." Noah added, not fighting back the urge to smirk any longer.

Courtney eyed him skeptically, before crossing her arms. "And that would be…?"

"Kiss me." He murmured, earning a horrified expression from the brunette.

"What?" She shrieked, with wide eyes. "Ewe! As if! No way! I refuse to do any of these stupid options! Sayonara, Noah." Courtney sneered, turning on her heel to leave with at least some of her pride in tact.

"Ooh…not a good idea, Miss Bailey…" Noah chided, stopping Courtney in her tracks. "If you decline both of these, I'll have to resort to flinging some mud towards your little campaign."

Courtney's eyes shot open, and she spun around to face the bookworm. Putting on her best poker face, Courtney scoffed and nonchalantly picked at her nails. "Oh please. As if you could find anything remotely usable against me!" She snorted. "I'm as clean as a bar of soap!"

"Ah, yes…" Noah smirked. His smirk widened as he twiddled his thumbs. "But every bar of soap has it's… Soap scum." He snickered.

"What are you talking about…"

Noah snickered once more, and cleared his throat. "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dreeeeaaaam! I know you, the gleam in your eeeeeyye's is so, familiar a gleam!" Noah sang, albeit a bit off key, in a mocking falsetto voice. Courtney gasped, her face turning bright red and her eyes nearly jumping out of their sockets. Noah burst out laughing, ignoring the shushes he got from others as Courtney started to spur out nonsense.

"Bu-but! H-how did you… Duncan swore he deleted that! How in hell did you get that!" She hissed through grit teeth, her voice dangerously low.

Noah regained his composure, and adjusted the collar on his shirt, sending Courtney a snide grin. "I have my sources."

Courtney glared at him with the intensity of a thousand daggers, her face still a bit pink, before she screamed earning quite a few shushes and kicked a nearby book cart. Her eyes widened when a twinge of pain shot up her foot and mumbled a few profanities earning a stifled laugh from Noah.

Courtney scoffed loudly before sticking up her nose and head over to the nearest bookshelf to start reorganizing. "Jerk!" She huffed.

Noah simply smirked, and propped his feet up on the desk and leaned back in his chair. "I could get used to this." He muttered to himself.

Noah read silently as Courtney continued to grumble to herself as she organized piles upon piles of novels. Noah, deciding she hadn't suffered nearly enough yet, agreed that now was the perfect time to amp up her torment.

"Hey Courtney!" He called, "now seems like the perfect time for you to tell me how smart I am."

"Ugh…" She groaned, rolling her eyes. "Noah, you are incredibly intelligent." She mumbled.

"What was that?" He smirked.

Courtney scowled and roughly shoved a book onto the shelf she was currently organizing. "Noah, you are incredibly intelligent!"

"Ah…much better. Now, tell me how much smarter I am than you."

Courtney glared and huffed. "No way, as if I'd ever say-"

"Ah, ah, ah… Need I remind you of your little musical number?" Noah snickered.

Courtney bit back a rude comment, and rolled her eyes once more. "Noah, you are clearly much more intelligent than me." She said sourly.

"Indeed, I am, aren't I?" He grinned, flipping to the next page in his book. Courtney bit back a comment on his narcissism, and narrowed her eyes as she finished off a shelf and moved onto another.

"Now… admit I'm the better politician."

Courtney's eye twitched as she dropped the book that was in her hand; now that, was clearly it. There was no way in hell, heaven, or earth Courtney would admit that!

"Okay, you know what? No. No! I'm done, Noah! I'm done with your stupid game!" Courtney exclaimed, marching over to the egghead and lowering the book he was reading so she could glare into his eyes. "Enough is enough! I'm tired of your smartass attitude, and how you think you're better than everyone! Did you ever think that's maybe why no one really likes you?" Courtney barked.

Noah instantly narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms. "Oh, like you're any better, honey. Newsflash; you're not everybody's bestest buddy either." Noah retorted.

"Don't you think I already know that? At least I'm able to admit with drowning others and myself in sarcasm!" Courtney yelled, narrowing her eyes into a squint and baring her teeth slightly as she leaned closer to Noah.

"Better to drown others in sarcasm than to manipulate them for my own selfish needs!" Noah shot back, leaning in closer as well.

"Better to be manipulative than to be a scrawny weakling!" Courtney hissed, jabbing Noah in his unmusucular chest with her pointer finger.

"Better to be a scrawny weakling than to be a controlling. Bossy. Independent. Attractive. CIT!" Noah spat, not even realizing the fact that he had involuntarily complimented the girl he swore he hated. His rival.

Courtney's eyes flickered for a split second before she grabbed onto the collar of Noah's shirt and pulled him in dangerously close.

"Oh yeah? Well you, Noah, are by far the most cynical. Sarcastic. Clever. Charming. Bookworm, I have ever met." She said, shaking her head.

"You know what?" Noah questioned, his voice still challenging.

"What!" Courtney replied, her voice raised into a quiet yell.

"Just shut up, and kiss me woman!" He ordered, his eyes narrowed into a tiny and less intense glare.

"Gladly!" Courtney shouted back, still with a bit of venom left in her tone. She quickly closed the distance between their lips and crashed hers onto Noah's. They both quickly wrapped their arms around each other and closed their eyes, fighting the other for dominance.

Sierra and Cody poked their heads out from around the corner, their eyes instantly widening at the sight and sound of the two politician's sucking face.

"Whoa… Heh, would you look at that. Looks like Noah isn't gay, after all…" Cody noted, chuckling meekly.

Sierra smiled smugly, before holding out her palm expectantly.

"You owe me five bucks."

FINALLY! Jeepers that took long, and hopefully this was remotely worth the wait! I hope I did this couple justice, considering I'm no screwtherulesihavmoney or Replicaa… Anywaysies, please please PLEASE review! Also… This was supposed to get out on Halloween but… I was kinda busy… So sorry!

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EvaxDJ, CodyxGwen, or ChrisxBlainely?

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