Two dusty and smoke covered figures trudged from a humoungous cloud of smoke left from the recent explosion. Violet and emerald green eyes filled with tears as the pair hacking heavily. Sakurahad never felt do terrible.

"What the fuck was that?" sakura wheezed out, gripping her throat to cease the violent coughs.

"It...was...the girly blonde bitches...fucking jutsu." hidan was scrubbing his eyes to remove the renmenanets of ashes that had flew under his eyelids. Suddenly they were surrounded and sakura had to suppress a growl as she glared at the sheepish looking blond she met earlier. "Sorry un i thought you were kidnapping hidan." he scratched the back of his head grinning.

"I was in the fucking globe you dumbass twat!" hidan spewed angrily while poking a dislocated finger in the blondes face. "Did you fucking even THINK about me you heathen!" everyone knew hidan was just bitching. "Your immortal hidan." kakuzu spoke stretching his hand across deidara's face, snapping the barely recognizable finger into two before retracting his hand.

Hidans screams could be heared quite a distance.

Sakura covered her mouth, hiding her laugh as she saw a blue and pale figure walk forward.

"So you have agreed kunoichi." kisame said, his smirk mirroring itachi's at her appearance. "And you have met hidan." the uchiha looked over to the scowling jashinist and smirked harder. Sakura felt a twitch come to her forehead. Why must everyone have to TEASE her all the time.

'outer your SAKURA, your destined to be embarassed' inner sakura grumbled angrily.

Well…she did have a point,- "Hey pinky, back to fucking earth dipshit." sakura's eyes refocused and hidan was currently in her face smirking. Feeling a twitch rise under her eye, her hand shot out and gripped the immortals neck in a vice grip. "Litsen here you fucking turd, if you wish to keep your fucking head on your damned body, in a close distance, you wont EVER," sakuras hand squeezed, feeling somwthing snap under her palm as his face contorted in pain.

"EVER," sakura began to see the worry rise into his violet eyes and herad snickers and chuckles from the group.

"In your FUCKING LIFE, CALL ME PINKY YOU DAMNED BITCH." she gave a harsh squeeze and hidan's neck was torn from the neck and his eyes rolled into the back of his neck. The blood that was circulating spashed onto sakura's hand as hidan's head rolled to the ground, staining her skirt in the process. "Damnit hidan now i have to power wash this do you KNOW how hard it is to remove stains like this?"

A nerve twitched on her forehead as she brought her leg back. Aiming her Foot to hidan's head she pumped chakra into her toes as she brought her foot front into a kick and watched as the head flew into the heavens. She turned to the group as she heared a low whistle come from kisame and saw a smirk on konan's lips. "Wow that was brutal pin-Kunoichi, you'll fit right in..." deidara chuckled nervously at the glare she shot at him.

"lets get out of here." she grumbled as she wiped her hans on her pink skirt. It was doomed anyhow. 'Jeez saku, youve got some pent up anger dontcha' inner sakura chuckeld. Meh, i just hate that pet name.

"Of course." nagato nodded to konan who did a few handsigns and suddenly the entire area darked down as if the sunlight was on a direct path and tress surrounded them. A path was lightend and the group began to leave, itachi and kisame lagging waiting for sakura. Sakura saw something move in the corner of her eye and saw the dismebered body stand and stretch before walking in the direction sakura kicked hidan's head, and picked up his sythe. Sakura raised her eyebrows but dint question it and sprinted up to the two males.

"Where are we going?" itachi and kisame looked at each other. "What is it like some 'big secret' or something?" this time kisame answered her. "Yes and were going to the main base in amegakure." main base eh? She saw kisame give her a small glare. "Don't get any ideas." kisame growled. Sakura huffed then sprinted ahead.

Like i could do anything-'you can,you know that- but i wont because why would i do anything for that rotten village-' cause your maybe oh i dont know FROM THAT VILLAGE?' sakura tried to keep her cool. Im not from konaha. Not anymore. Sakura's feet were quick at they sprinted, the path clear as day. She saw konan, then passed her with a smile, next she passed deidara who waved at her, the hands licking their lips. Sakura rolled her eyes snd grinned at him. Next she met the puppeter,and she watched him closely.

She had heared about him when she was on her mission to suna and had talked to chiyo after healing kankuro.

"Sasori of the Red sand was my grandson." the old woman said quietly for once after sakura asked if she had family.

"He was a sweet, but stoic child. When he smiled as an infant, it brought joy to my heart, but then the smiles turned to smirks then into nothing. The old woman lifted her dress, and revealed a large dark scar. Sakura's eyes widened greatly as she saw the dark ruffled skin, pulling into the center of the scar, where a sickly purple resided. It was...horrifying.

"I loved him and i was forced to betray him, all because of a simple throne." sakura had heared of the kazekage positions and heard akasuna sasori was in lead...till he was attacked.

"So...you attacked him?" grand lady chiyo nodded.

"We were sent in a group and i was the medic. We found him and he was reading, so innocent. The second the squad leader dropped in, he was caught in a web of chakra stings. It amazes me to this day how my grandson can have chakra stings rigged around but go along like it was as simple as breathing." the old woman had a maternal smile on her face.

"He went into combating mode and had one of his puppets behind his chair just in case." he face got serious and she dropped the black dress.

"The second he saw me something happened. His emotionless mask broke and i can remember his exact words. 'Old hag...why?' i said nothing and ran forward with full intention to kill my only remaining familiy." sakura could tell the old woman was struggling to keep her voice steady. The sun was setting and granny chiyo turned to the window. "We fought and i was carefull yet careless." she smiled a sad smile.

" He couldve killed me like the others but he simply left. I had gotten poisoned from his sword but the poison wasn't deadly just painful. But the look in his eyes told me all i needed to know." the old lady sniffed and turned to sakura and smiled a way that made sakura back up not liking what she was raring to say.

"You know i always wanted great grandbabies-""BYE GRANNY CHIYO" and jumped out of the window, leaving a smirking ancient.

"Dumb old hag." sakura growled.

"Did you just call me an old hag? Its rude to stare." sasori scoffed and sakura's eyes widened as she lost her footing and fell through the trees. "Shit." sakura suddenly stopped in mid air, her arms being held by invisible strings. Sakura looked to see a smirking sasori. "This is pretty fun, like always, i must continue."

sakura was thoroughly confused till the felt her legs and knees being tied and her body began moving.

"What the fuc-" "Ah ah ah, thats not the language for pretty ladies is it?" sakura's hand was slapped to her mouth and a tiny blush was on her cheeks at the compliment. Sakura growled but dint dare fight against the strings. They were tight and one wrong movement could have her arm sliced off. Suddenly she was moving, well, floating through the air as the puppet master began running with her in tow.

' This is wrong on so many diffrent levels saku.' inner sakura grumbled as they sailed through the air. Tell me about it.

"Why are you doing this to me?" sakura cried as her feet moved into a chinese split as she narrowly missed a tree branch, leaves just barely touching her crotch. Sakura's eye twitched heavily. Ohhhhhh he was gonna get it. He ignored her question. "You would be a fine puppet. Flexibility is pleasureous and great in battle." Sakura eyes grew and she felt insides twitch. A dark blue downcast covered her face. ...What the FUCK. Inner sakura was cackling while a heavy blush settled on the rosettes face.

"You fucking asshole." sakura growled at his impassive face. of course the sentence that would come out of the 'composed ' members mouth "You want me to let you go?" she nodded, hesitant.

"Okay." and with that sasori droped the pinkette, her momentum tangling herself in the strings.

"Fuck! Multi shadow clone jutsu!" wakura struggled to release her fingers. four more sakuras appeared and attempted to detangle the girl before crashing into the incoming ground.

"Quick use a chakra scalpel!" sakura was so going to destroy the puppeter. With a swift motion a clone cut down from the top right of sakura's arms to the bottem left near her ankles.

Free from the weblike strings sakura flipped and made hand signs." secret techniqueー clouds of heaven!"

then suddenly a grand poof appeared made of white and blue, and a texture that was moist, yet dry. Relaxing, the pinkette fell backwards with a heavy sigh as the softness swallowed her up. Suddenly she felt 10 chakra signatures surrounding her. She ignored the rest and closed her eyes.

" さそり, よう ばか.(Sasori you baka.) sakura smirked as she heared jaws dropping. "You...you speak pure japanese?" sakura rolled her eyes. Nawww she spoke martian. "入る ばカー様, の かn ウェブ ぇあゔぇ⁈"(yes baka-sama's now can we leave?") sakura was tired and her body felt heavy. "Mabye if you dint decide to take breaks, we wouldve been there by now

'…(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ. The sound of snoring filled the clearing and the group sweat dropped. The jutsu's dispersed leaving a tired slightly beaten up sakura. Nagato gave a sigh.

"You got her like that you take her to ame." he turned to sasori who was growling.

"Fine." sasori's face remained impassive as it always did when he was with the group. He only shown his true self to the old hag, the brat and sakura. When he was with her it was an accident to let himself be revealed. Sasori sighed and twisting his fingers, automatically the stings came like second nature and he tied it around the rosettes body. With a sharp tug he brought her to him and her body swayed as if music was playing through her ears. He long ago tuned out the voices of the members and trudged to the blond who was currently molding clay while talking to kisame.

"Tobi hopefully dint destroy the base un.t He was suprisingly angsty when he heard of the mission yeah and he actually argued with leader sama when he couldent go. Im curious hm-." sasori cut him off.

"Stop talking the man's ear off brat." sasori knew what he was provoking so he continued walking before the pyromaniac could argue. They began running. The only thing the puppet master could do peacfully.

Think.


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WrrrraaaaaaaaRRRRRWWWW yeah, i know, shorter than the last but i honestly havent had much time to do this, and my ipod decided to just friggen hop in the washing machine when i was putting them in! T.T im sorry for the late updata and ive been thinking EVERYDAY that my readers were going to murder me if i dont get going so , the next chap will be here, ASAP and check out my other stories ;D