Dancing Fools 8
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Bandai. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 1: Not Done Yet
Naruto looked at the stage,
"This is where we're supposed to be?"
Hinata huddled near him,
"Naru-chan, I don't like it here. This place is creepy."
Sakura folded her arms,
"Huh, looks like one of Kakuzu's places after an all-night bender."
Sasuke shook his head,
"Does anyone know why we are here?"
Suddenly, there was a maniacal cackle as the insane author came out in a tuxedo,
Glad you all could make it.
Rock Lee pointed,
"What is the meaning of this? Why have you brought us here?"
The insane author responded,
Easy; you're all going to be on the latest season of Dancing Fools!
Naruto blinked,
"Wait, isn't that the show that you ripped off of ABC and make us all dance and crazy things happen?
Yes, that's exactly it.
Naruto beamed,
"I have always wanted to be on that show! It's awesome!"
Karin rolled her eyes,
"Only you could ever want to be on a show that is more chaotic than our lives."
What's wrong with that? I think it livens things up around here. Now, first, I need to have a sexy co-host for the show and I was thinking of-.
Iruka raised his hand,
"I could be your co-host."
Iruka, I want someone where people can actually ogle, not some hair-brain that looks like he got run over. This show has class, dignity, style…clearly something you don't have.
Raido began laughing,
"He's got you there, Iruka."
Iruka began crying,
"You're mean."
Get used to it, I will be doing that and randomly shooting people with my bean bag gun.
To prove a point, the insane author pulled out a bean bag gun and fired it at Sakura. Sakura had her head snap back and, when she recovered, she screamed,
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
Proving a point.
Sakon raised his hands,
"Can I be a co-host?"
Sakon, just because you look like a chick, doesn't mean you can play one. Seriously, you have to be the most feminine ninja I've ever met.
Sakon scoffed,
"I am a man, good sir."
He then looked down and saw a small mouse on his foot. Instantly, he screamed like a girl and began talking girlishly,
"Get it off! Get it off!"
He ran around until he hit his head, knocking himself out. The insane author said,
So, that's where I left my pet mouse.
Sasuke, who was getting frustrated, said,
"Just who do you want to co-host so I can get out of here and train?"
I was thinking of that priestess chick Shion.
Shion looked bewildered,
"Me?"
Is that a problem?
Naruto blinked,
"Seriously?"
Hinata smiled,
"I like it."
Sakura folded her arms,
"Hmph. I could be better."
Yeah, right.
Gaara said,
"I agree with this lunatic. Sakura is not qualified to co-host this show."
Sakura glared,
"Oh, really? I could do a better job than Shion!"
Gaara said calmly,
"Sakura, Hinata could do a better job than you, and she's the shy one."
Hinata blushed hotly,
"Thank you, Gaara."
Sakura rolled her eyes,
"Whatever."
Naruto snickered,
"Unless Hinata is in bed. Then, she's definitely not shy to try new things. Not like Sakura."
Sakura glared murderously at Naruto,
"You son of a bitch! Die!"
She lunged for him, but Sasuke, Might Guy, and Rock Lee all held her back. Sakura swore up as storm while Hinata could only stare speechless. The insane author fired off a machine gun and said,
Hey! As much fun as it is right now to tear into each other, save it for the show. Now, we've agreed that Shion is my co-host for the show, so I'm now going down the list of couples that would be competing. First up…Naruto and Hinata!
Naruto cheered,
"Oh yeah! Give up now, bitches! I own this!"
He began dancing around in anticipation of his win, while Hinata could only blush hotly.
That's great to hear. Next up is Sasuke and Sakura.
Sakura glared at Naruto,
"You're going down, Naruto!"
Naruto shot back,
"Bring it!"
As I was saying, we have more couples to go through. We have Neji and Anko.
Anko blinked,
"Wow, that was random."
I drew these names out of a hat, lady. Cut me a little slack. Next up is Kurenai and Yamato. Then we have Sai and Ino. Then there is Suigetsu and Karin-.
Karin shouted,
"I protest! I want to dance with Sasuke!"
Sakura shouted,
"No, he's dancing with me, so back off, bitch!"
Sasuke is dancing with Sakura and you're dancing with Suigetsu! That is final!
Suigetsu examined the room and asked,
"When do we eat?"
After this is over. And, the final couple of the show is Gaara and Temari.
Temari cheered,
"Yay! I get to dance with Gaara!"
She began dancing around him, holding his arms tightly. Gaara maintained his focus, but was straining to concentrate. He wanted to erupt, badly.
And, don't worry, folks. If you think the couples are crazy, wait until you see the judges for this thing!
Next Chapter:
Meet the Judges!