Dancing Fools 8
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Chapter 3: The Dancing Begins!
A week passes and the audience is being filled in. Rin said,
"Are you sure this is a good idea for us to be here?"
Hanabi rolled her eyes,
"This is going to end up badly, I just know it."
Zetsu was happily munching on some cookies, while Deidara was screaming from the judges' booth,
"ZETSU, GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Zetsu continued to munch on cookies. Tayuya asked,
"Are those chocolate chip?"
Zetsu nodded,
"Yes, they are quite good."
Tayuya went to get one, but Zetsu swallowed the whole bag before she could get one. She screamed,
"DIE!"
Sakon asked,
"Do I look that much like a woman?"
He had been looking in the mirror. Shizune nodded,
"Yeah, you do look like a girl. Minus the boobies."
Sakon cried,
"I am a man! Why can't people see that?"
Rin said,
"Maybe if you changed your hair style to look more masculine, then, it wouldn't be a problem."
Sakon held his hair,
"But, I like my hair! It's so soft and fluffy."
The theme song began playing and the insane author, dressed in the very same fashionable tuxedo he was wearing earlier, stepped out on stage with his co-hose Shion, who was dressed in a very revealing outfit. The insane author said,
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another season of Dancing Fools. Tonight, we have seven couples from the Naruto universe who will dance for the viewers of the show. Also, they probably will make themselves more idiotic than they already are.
Shion grinned,
"And now, let's meet our judges, who are so glad to be here! First up…Orochimaru!"
Orochimaru screamed,
"I don't want to bloody be here! I want to be anywhere else but here! Siberia is more hospitable than this place!"
Shion continued,
"Our next judge tonight is…Deidara!"
Deidara screamed,
"Let me out! I'll boil your blood in your body if you don't let me out! Don't think I won't do it! I will!"
Shion smiled,
"And finally, tonight…Killer Bee!"
Killer Bee had rap music playing and was about to open his mouth when a shotgun was inserted into it. The insane author said,
Go ahead. Try it. I already have your replacement lined up if you utter one rap syllable.
Killer Bee nodded, indicating he understood. He shut the rap music off and waved to the crowd.
That's better. Well, tonight, we're going to start things off with a loser couple, just to check to see if your pulses are still working.
Suddenly, Sasori came onto the set, shouting,
"Let Deidara go!"
Excuse me for one moment folks.
The insane author left and returned a moment later, wielding a chain saw,
DIE!
Sasori ran for his life, screaming like a little girl as the insane author gave chase. Shion continued,
"Well, our first couple of the night is going to be Sai and Ino."
Ino walked out in a sexy dress,
"What the hell? Sai and I aren't losers!"
Sai, in a classy suit, grinned,
"I don't know. That dress reveals a lot of you. Not that that's a bad thing."
Ino glared murderously at Sai,
"Let's get this dance over with so I can kill you later."
Shion said,
"Tonight, Sai and Ino will be dancing the tango."
Sai and Ino got into position and began the dance. The charm and flow was exhilarating to watch as the two turned up the suggestive theme of the dance. It seemed to be going quite well until Ino's high heeled shoe broke and she stumbled to the ground, Sai clumsily going on top of her. Ino groaned,
"What the hell? Stupid cheap shoes!"
She then noticed Sai and screamed,
"GET OFF OF ME, PERVERT!"
She picked up a frying pan and began beating Sai senseless. The judges and the audience began laughing. Orochimaru held his sides,
"That was funny. I give a seven!"
Deidara cackled,
"Too funny! An eight from me!"
Killer Bee said,
"That dance was so fine, I'm giving a nine!"
He looked around,
"I'm safe."
A gun clicked behind him,
Wanna bet?
Killer Bee held his head,
"I'm sorry, man! I can't help it! Rap's my thing!"
Shut up. Well, we've got 24 points to start the show off. Who's up next? Well, you're going to have to stay tuned for that one!
Sasori, who was rolling around inside a clear ball, shouted,
"Let me out of here! I am not a hamster!"
Next Chapter:
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