Dancing Fools 8
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Chapter 4: Sand in your Shoes
The insane author returned to the set,
Well, he won't be bothering us again for a while.
Deidara said,
"What did you do to him?"
The insane author laughed,
Nothing serious. I hope. Anyway, let's get on with the show.
Shion said,
"That's right. Now, tonight, we have another couple, all the way from the Sands performing. Temari and Gaara!"
Wait, wait! We're having the Sand People join us? Does this look like the set of Star Wars to you?
Gaara, in hip-hop clothes, entered, shaking his head,
"Those are Tusken Raiders. They won't show up here. That's another universe."
Temari, also in hip-hop clothes, entered and cheered,
"This is going to be so great! We're going to dance together."
Gaara groaned,
"Someone, kill me now."
Wait, wait. You're telling me that the Sand People from Star Wars aren't from the same village you're from? Well, I wish I had known that earlier since I kicked one of them out.
Rin asked,
"Don't those Sand People come back, and in greater numbers?"
I'm convinced they are. In fact, I'll bet a hundred bucks right now!
Rock Lee challenged,
"I shall accept that bet!"
Shion said,
"Well, we should get this dance started. Tonight, Gaara and Temari will be doing hip-hop break-dancing."
Gaara and Temari got into position and began the dance. The two spun around on the floor, performing some dazzling acrobatic break-dancing. The crowd is cheering and Killer Bee is even attempting to get down to the music. All is going well for the couple.
Suddenly, there was a low rumble. It was getting louder and louder and closer to the set. The door burst open and about several dozen Sand People from Star Wars came in and carried off Gaara, thinking he was a god. Temari screamed,
"Give me back my Gaara-chan!"
She ran after them.
Well, I think someone owes me a hundred bucks.
Rock Lee shelled out the money, frustrated,
"This is a travesty! Now, I can't eat for the rest of the day!"
Them's the breaks for you, kid. Let's go to our judges and see what they have to say.
Orochimaru shook his head,
"Huh, those guys must be distant cousins or something. Anyway, the dancing was great, and I don't like hip-hop. A seven for me."
Deidara said,
"A seven for me as well."
Killer Bee laughed,
"Loved it, dawg! It was fly! Ten!"
At least he didn't rap it this time. Well, when we return, another couple will take the stage. Who is it? I have no idea. I make these things up as I go along.
Rin pleaded,
"For the love of the Kami, please! Help me!"
She ended up getting shot with a bean bag.
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