Dancing Fools 8
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Bandai. Dancing with the Stars belongs to ABC.
Chapter 5: Hebi, Hebi
The insane author is talking on his cell phone,
You guys again? You know what; I have had it with you! You can't take a joke! What's that? You're getting an injunction? Again? Dude, you know I won't follow it, so don't waste the paper! Oh, yeah! Up yours to you too!
The insane author put away his phone and looked at the camera,
Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. I hate lawyers.
Shion shrugged,
"Oh, well. We should be getting onto the next couple anyway."
Deidara looked over to Zetsu and Tobi,
"Get me out of here right now!"
Zetsu was happily munching on chocolate chip cookies, while Tobi was seemingly staring off into space. Deidara roared,
"TOBI, GET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR, YOU JACKASS!"
Tobi looked over and said,
"Say please."
Deidara glared,
"Please? What the hell, Tobi?"
Zetsu swallowed what was in his mouth and said,
"Konan and Pein told us it was important to use manners and so should you. Say please, and we will help you."
Deidara shouted,
"JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU IDIOTS TALKING ABOUT? GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID CHAIR, OR I PROMISE TO DO THINGS TO YOU THAT EVEN OROCHIMARU WOULD NOT EVEN THINK OF DOING!"
Orochimaru looked at Deidara,
"Oh, no. Don't bring me into this. Involve Killer Bee. No one likes him."
Killer Bee looked insulted,
"Why you got to be so hatin', player? I mean, I'm Killer Bee!"
A shotgun clicks behind him,
Your name will change to Killed Bee if you don't shut up and let the show continue.
Rin shook her head,
"Come on. How many people are watching this show anyway?"
More than you think. This series is extremely popular.
Shion nodded,
"Right, so let's get on with it. Tonight, Karin and Suigetsu will be performing-."
Karin marches onto the stage, interrupting Shion,
"I am not dancing with that buffoon! I want to dance with Sasuke!"
Sakura yelled from backstage,
"Up yours, bitch! He's my man!"
Suigetsu came onstage,
"What are we doing?"
Karin glared,
"We're supposed to be dancing, but I want to dance with that sexy Sasuke, not you!"
Suigetsu was aghast,
"You mean, he's cheating on you with Sakura?"
He pulled out a sword and yelled,
"Sasuke, come here and die!"
He rushed backstage. The insane author blinked,
Why do I have a feeling this is going to turn out badly?
A few moments go by before there is a series of explosions and valuable objects being broken. Sasuke then dragged Suigetsu onto the stage, unceremoniously drops him at Karin's knees, and marches back off. Sasuke was uninjured, as Suigetsu is delirious and looks to have stars revolving around his head. Karin shouted,
"Sasuke, come back! I love you!"
Orochimaru blinked,
"So, do we get to judge them or what?"
Well, considering that Sasuke just beat up Karin's dance partner, and Suigetsu is unable to perform, we're going to have to disqualify Karin and Suigetsu from the competition.
Karin roared,
"WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT! WHAT ABOUT SASUKE? SHOULDN'T HE BE DISQUALIFIED TOO?"
It's self-defense, Karin. Besides, we all saw Suigetsu run off with the sword, shouting like a maniac.
Killer Bee nodded,
"We all saw it, Karin."
Karin had tears well up in her eyes as she cried and ran off stage,
"Sasuke, hold me!"
Shion shrugged,
"Well, that went well. When we return, another dance couple takes the stage. Who is it? Stay tuned!"
Next Chapter:
More dancing Insanity!