Dancing Fools 8

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Chapter 6: Karin's Revenge

The insane author was on the phone,

Yes, I'd like a pizza with anchovies, peppers and tomatoes on thin crust, please. Yes, I would like it delivered. I have to wait 35 minutes?

The insane author slammed the phone on the receiver and grumbled,

Jerks. And, I usually pick up the pizza, too. But, I can't leave the set. There's so much more to do.

Rin made a disgusted face,

"Ew! You like anchovies! They're disgusting!"

I guess it wouldn't help if I told you I also like sardines and octopus.

Rin covered her mouth, her face turning green,

"I'm going to be sick!"

She ran off to throw up.

Orochimaru shook his head,

"You are unbelievable, you know that?"

Any more unbelievable than when you try and possess other people's bodies?

Orochimaru shrugged,

"I have to keep up my youthful appearance, right?"

Shion took a mallet and slammed Orochimaru over the head, knocking him out,

"Ass."

I couldn't agree more.

Killer Bee was about to say something but Shion took a mallet and slammed it on top of his head. Killer Bee grumbled and held his head,

"That hurt!"

Shion grinned evilly,

"Of course it did. Now, we have another couple to get to tonight; Sasuke and Sakura."

Sasuke came out in a handsome suit, and Sakura came out in a sultry dress. Of course, as they were about to dance, Karin came from backstage and tackled Sakura, shouting,

"You screwed me out of my title and my Sasuke! Now, I'm getting my revenge!"

Taking one of her high heels, Karin tried to beat Sakura with it. Sakura punched Karin in the mouth, taunting,

"Come on, how can you think you're sexy with that outfit?"

Karin said,

"Guys dig sexy librarians! Ask Sasuke! He likes it when I play one!"

Sakura shrieked,

"DIE, BITCH!"

She kicked off Karin and the two were now in a violent cat-fight, complete with chakra powered attacks. As Sakura was powering up a technique, Karin turned and, grabbing Sasuke, planted a very passionate kiss on him. This broke Sakura's concentration and she speared her rival into the judges' table, causing all three judges to get caught up in this.

Shizune blinked,

"Wow, that's getting interesting."

Rock Lee was speechless as his eyes just seemed to be wide and vacant. Might Guy looked at him and shook his head.

Shion asked,

"Shouldn't we stop this?"

No, we shouldn't. Not until I get enough on film.

Sasuke attempted to break up the brawling women,

"This is pointless."

Sakura and Karin each grabbed one of Sasuke's arms and began tugging him back and forth. Sakura whined,

"You can't love her, Sasuke! I love you!"

Karin roared,

"Fat chance, bitch! He loves me! We formed the Hebi together!"

Ok, it's getting boring now.

The insane author pressed a button on the wall and a trap door opened, swallowing all three of them.

Well, folks. It looks like Sasuke and Sakura won't be performing tonight. When we return, hopefully we'll have a sane couple dance off, continuing this train wreck for a show. Stay tuned!

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