Dancing Fools 8
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Chapter 7: Clone Chaos!
The insane author is looking at a dazed Deidara as she attempts to recover from getting her head whacked in by a mallet. The insane author says,
Hey, Tobi. How much are you and Zetsu getting paid?
Zetsu was munching on another bag of chocolate chip cookies,
"Why?"
I'll offer you all the chocolate chip cookies you want if you do me one little favor. But, first, we have to get back to the show.
Killer Bee groaned,
"Come on, can't I rap one verse?"
The sound of a shotgun clicking in his face made Killer Bee change his mind,
"On second thought, I'm good."
Orochimaru held his head,
"This is the cruelest thing I've ever seen, and I'm evil!"
Deidara recovered and said,
"You're right. This author is insanely evil!"
I'm not insanely evil. Just insane. And slightly deranged.
Rin raised an eyebrow,
"Only slightly?"
I'm not as bad as you think. I mean, Naruto wants to be here! How awesome is that?
Orochimaru rolled his eyes,
"Naruto doesn't have any sense. You know what he did to me last week? He stuck bubble gum in a scroll I was deciphering! It turned all the paper pink!"
But, wasn't that a scroll that you were going to use to possess Sasuke's body?
Orochimaru folded his arms,
"Yes…but that's not the point! The point is Naruto is just as crazy as you!"
Deidara nodded,
"He drove Tobi and Zetsu crazy by having them fight over who was better at coloring!"
Tobi cheered,
"Yay! Coloring! I'm the best! "
Zetsu swallowed what he had in his mouth,
"No, I am!"
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Shaddup you two! Now, let's get to the next dance before I decide to perforate you two with this shotgun!
Naruto and Hinata both walk out on stage. Both are wearing samba clothes, but Hinata's orange dress is more revealing. This caused a cat call with some of the other members, including Kakuzu,
"Woof! Check out Hinata!"
Naruto glared,
"You're ass is toast, pervert!"
He wanted to go for Kakuzu, but Hinata said,
"No, Naruto. Not now."
Naruto snarled and looked back to Hinata. Then two then began to dance to Samba music.
As the two performed, Naruto was demonstrating remarkable talent and grace. Hinata was still slightly blushing, but attempted to revel in the attention as best she could and do the dance properly. Things were going well until…
Sakura came in, with Naruto on her arm,
"Hey, Hinata! Look what I got!"
Naruto and Hinata both stopped and looked at Sakura and Naruto. Hinata said,
"What's going on?"
Naruto slapped his forehead,
"I must have activated a clone jutsu when we were dancing."
He then noticed the glare he was getting from Hinata and got on his knees,
"No, seriously! Hinata, I love you, you're the only woman for me! Honest!"
Sakura folded her arms,
"Yeah, right."
Hinata studied both Naruto's for a second and then kicked the Naruto she was dancing with in the face. She then came over to the Naruto next to Sakura and kicked him in the face.
The Naruto near Sakura vanished, while the one near Hinata was still there. She smiled,
"Better."
She then turned to Sakura and headbutted her,
"Don't you ever take my man!"
Sakura shrieked like a she-devil,
"DIE!"
A cat-fight broke out between the two of them.
Naruto only could watch in a sort of gleeful bliss as the two women went at it. Orochimaru began laughing,
"This was fun! Nine!"
Deidara rolled her eyes,
"Pervert. I'll admit, the dancing was good, though. Seven."
Killer Bee said,
"Ten!"
Shion grinned,
"26 points for Naruto and Hinata! Well, folks. Stay tuned, we've got more dancing insanity to come!"
Next chapter:
More Dancing Insanity!