Dancing Fools 8
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Chapter 8: Of Dancing and Secrets
Rin groaned in her hands,
'This still isn't over yet?"
Orochimaru wailed,
"PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!"
He began sobbing, covering his face with his hands. He then looked up at the insane author,
"This isn't working for you, is it?"
Not in the least, snakey. Besides, from what I understand, you're so evil, you don't even have any redeeming qualities at all.
Orochimaru blinked,
"You know, you're right. I am a complete and utter bastard."
Deidara rolled her eyes,
"Finally, he admits it. Now, if he is going to admit what happened at that Christmas party last year was real, then we'd be all set."
Deidara then looked up at everyone and shouted,
"Don't judge me! Having the flexibility of a snake is good for something!"
O-K. I'm going to go over here now.
Shion nodded,
"I think I'll join you."
The two hurried over to the opposite side of the stage. Orochimaru shouted,
"Deidara, you were plastered when that happened!"
Deidara shot back,
"You were too, as I recall. I also recall you suggesting we do it with you playing as Sasuke and me playing Sakura!"
Killer Bee began rapping,
"Deidara-."
Deidara pulled out a kunai and held it to Killer Bee's throat,
"Breathe one syllable of a rap song about me and Orochimaru, and I will kill you here and now, in front of all these witnesses."
Killer Bee nodded,
"O-k."
He was let go and then asked,
"Is my rap really that bad?"
There was a resounding response,
"YES!"
Killer Bee grumbled,
"You guys are no fun."
Well, that's five minutes of my life I'll never get back. Well, let's-.
Deidara turned back to Orochimaru,
"Were you thinking about Sakura when you were with me?"
Orochimaru shook his head,
"No! I hate you both equally!"
Deidara grumbled,
"Loser. I knew I should have just done Zetsu when I had the chance."
Zetsu came by and bumped into Deidara. Deidara screamed,
"AAAAHHH! WHAT THE HELL, ZETSU? YOU PUT AN ICE CUBE DOWN MY SHIRT!"
Zetsu and Tobi, as well as everyone else began laughing hysterically.
Anko and Neji came on the stage. Anko, dressed in a snake skin dress, asked,
"What's going on?"
Deidara was trying to get the ice cube out of her clothes, and she eventually succeeded. Anko asked,
"What's this about you dressing up for my Orochimaru?"
Orochimaru blinked,
"Oh, crap."
Deidara growled,
"It was a one night thing."
Anko screamed,
"You're supposed to be with me, supporting my child!"
Rin blinked,
"Wait, you have a child with Anko?"
Killer Bee groaned,
"Man, the kid must be a freak."
This earned him a kick in the face. Orochimaru glared,
"Anko, don't bring this up!"
Anko shook her head,
"No, it's the perfect time to bring this up! You know why, we're on national television!"
She looked at the camera,
"To all the women out there; Orochimaru is a loser! He got me pregnant, then chased after a man!"
Orochimaru stood up,
"Now, hold it a minute! I only am after Sasuke because I want his body to possess!"
Anko laughed bitterly,
"I thought you wanted to bang Sakura while you were in there!"
Orochimaru shrugged,
"Well, there is that…"
Anko screamed,
"YOU TWO TIMING CHEAT! DIE!"
She tackled Orochimaru and tried to throttle him. Deidara decided to join in,
"Save some for me, Anko!"
Neji blinked,
"Uh, what about the dance? Anko?"
Orochimaru screamed,
"AAHH! PAIN! HELP ME! I AM IN PAIN!"
Well, looks like Anko and Neji have to drop out of the competition. Well, when we return, there's more dancing insanity to come! Stay tuned!
Next Chapter:
The Dancing Continues!