Dancing Fools 8

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Chapter 9: Just What We Need!

Shion sighed,

"Are we almost done yet?"
Orochimaru screamed,

"Please say we are so I can leave this forsaken place and never return!"

Relax, snakey. This is the last couple.

Shizune sighed happily,

"Thank the Kami that it is. I do not know how much more I can take of this insanity."

Haku sighed,

"It could be worse."

You're right, it could be. Kurenai and Yamato are up now.

There was a slight pause as everyone waited for the remaining couple to show up.

I said Kurenai and Yamato are up now.

Killer Bee asked,

"Where are they?"

Rin shrugged,

"Maybe they escaped."

Deidara screamed,

"AND LEAVE US HERE! I WILL MURDER THEM FOR THIS!"

Shion, go check on them.

Shion folded her arms,

"And, why is that?"

Because, if you don't, I'll release those pictures of you and Naruto. I'm sort of surprised at you, Shion. I'd never expect you to be so kinky.

Shion was horrified,

"You wouldn't dare?"
Wouldn't I? I arranged all of this, and you don't think I would?

Shion sighed, defeated,

"I will go check on them."

She left the stage.

Deidara shook her head,

"You are truly evil, you know that? More evil than me! More evil than Hidan! More evil than all the other evil ninjas put together!"

Me, evil? No, I'm not. I'm doing this for the fans. If you have complaints, talk with them.

Killer Bee swallowed,

"You mean, those psychos outside with the torches and pitchforks?"

Huh, there are more of them here than last time. Oh, look, the Tobi and Zetsu just found the angry mob.

Zetsu yelled from outside,

"HELP! HELP! ALL I WANT ARE COOKIES!"
Tobi was right behind him,

"NO! DON'T HURT ME! HURT DEIDARA!"
Deidara roared,

"YOUR ASS IS TOAST WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, TOBI!"

Sounds of the angry mob beating up Zetsu and Tobi could be heard next. Orochimaru shook his head,

"If this is what it's like being this evil, then I don't want to do it anymore."

Shion then came back to the stage, blushing bright red.

Where have you been, Shion?

Shion whispered something to the insane author.

Wait, what? You're serious? Kurenai can do that with her legs? They're still going at it? You didn't bring a camera?

Shion scowled,

"Do I look like I'm a pervert to you?"

Never mind that. Excuse me while I go find a camera and watch Yamato and Kurenai reinvent the Kama Sutra.

With that, the insane author left the stage. Shion shrugged,

"Well, it's safe to say there won't be any more dancing for those two. And, from the way things are looking, Kurenai and Yamato should only get a perfect score for the radical displays of flexibility both of them are demonstrating while making love. Well, tune in next time, folks!"

Next Chapter:

The exciting conclusion. Stay tuned!