Ahhh it feels good to be back guys. I've been in a sad mood lately (which makes it hard to write something happy and funny) but I won't bore you with my personal shizz. I'd much rather entertain you with my pointless rambles!

This next one is from one of my lovely readers dyslexic-Carmie suggested the next chapter idea and it was so perfect I just had to bump it ahead of all the others.

The Truth or Dare Scenario:

Okay the basics for this one are Sam, Freddie and a moderately large group of friends are playing truth or dare and it's Freddie's turn to ask Sam something and yeah. It goes downhill from there. I've seen it a BILLION times. Here goes nothing:

(Freddie's POV)

Did anyone know there's a basement in our apartment building? Even though we're in the middle of a crowded city, I guess it's only there to add mood to the story. So me, Sam, Carly, and some other kids I hardly know are sitting in a circle and playing the game Truth or Dare like a bunch of eleven year old girls at a slumber party.

"Carly," Gibby says, "Truth or dare?" Carly squeals shrilly and blushes scarlet as Gibby addresses her ever though she talks to him every single day. (A/N: Classic Cibby cliché for you guys.)

"Truth." Carly squeaks.

"Is it true that you're totally in love with me and make obvious hints towards about it that I ignore?" Gibby says.

"Yep." Carly checks her fingernail polish and gets up to leave, "I'm bored." She announces. Everyone automatically decides they're bored and follow her out of the room, slamming the door unnecessarily hard behind them. Now it's just me and Sam stuck down here in the basement.

"So you wanna play our own game of Truth or Dare and discover real thoughts on each other?" I suggest awkwardly.

"Whatever." Sam shrugs. We sit down around a random lantern and toss a coin in the air to decide who goes first. Of course I get to go first.

"Truth or Dare?" I say.

"Truth."

"Do you hate me?"

"No."

"Okay your turn. OMG this is sooo much fun!"

"Truth or Dare?" Sam says.

"Dare." I say.

"Kiss me." Sam challenges. I consider it for about a nanosecond before tackling Sam on the (most likely made of concrete) floor.

(A/N: So here I'm supposed to describe the kiss in the fluffiest way possible. But we all know that fluffy is NOT my thing so I'll let my friend Totally-OOC-Fangirl-Sam here describe it for you in her POV.)

OH MAH GAWDZ! THE KISS WAS SOOOO HAWT AND DELISHIOUS! IMMA GO KISS FREDDEH AGAIN BECUZ HE'S DA SEXIEST GUY IN ALL OF THE WORLDZ!

So we r making out in the basement and carly walks in on us! So we ignore her and keep making out on the floor while carly starts making out with Gibbeh on da stairs and stuff. Then we hav an awesome make-out party in da basement.

And nothing was awkward ever again.

THE END!

Sorry, nobody getting hit by buses here. But if you squint, I'm sure there is a turtle holding dangerous fireworks in there somewhere.

OH! And my outline thingy says that you guys are in for a real treat next chapter! I've been saving this one for a while and only one other person knows what it is. DON'T TELL THEM!

See ya next chapter my lovely readers!