WARNING! LONG (but entertaining) A/N!

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HEEEY Guys! I got some great news. I GOT MY FIRST HATER! :D

Yup I wanna give a warm shout-out to LightSister who was extremely angry that I did not enjoy her horrible excuse for Fanfiction. Now yes, the way I say that makes me sound like a complete bitch but you should've seen this thing. I could not tell if she was trolling or just uneducated.

WELL. She did the mature thing and left THESE on my story The Compromise.

"Ok bby how do i start you are writing stupid, mist really? im gonna send you to the blog of these stupid fanfics you are gonna make people think all persons in here are stupids maybe i should call a beta you think i cant this story is horible please stop writing is for good and btw u writted a pretty mean review to a friend i dont like yur fics is like tlkng to a 5yearold so how does it feel

att. your h8er"

Can someone please translate for me…? I have no idea what this girl is trying to say. THEN, there's another one:

"poop on ur fce b itchie s lutty pros titute"

HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's soo funny how completely STUPID this person is. Okay that's enough I just wanted to give you guys a laugh before I get started on the next chapter.

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M'kay! I promised you guys a treat this time and I know a bunch of you have been asking for this one:

iOMG Continuation! I can't go a single day without seeing one of these things on the front page. Some of them are pretty good but they're all the same thing: Sam kisses Freddie then runs away and he runs after her, they kiss, and live happily ever after. Blah blah blah, same thing over and over again.

Let's do this :)

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Sam's POV

Soooo…Freddie's giving me this long and cheesy speech about pancakes or something but I'm more focused on his super sexy face. So right in the middle where he's talking about gift wrapping a stick of deodorant, I grab his nice, firm shoulders and start kissing him. It's so super steamy how he's not even kissing me back. It's kinda like kissing a hunk of partially melted plastic. So I finally release him from my clutches and he only stares at me with his HUGE smexy eyes.

"Sorry." I say even though I'm totally not. Now I turn into a HUGE coward and bolt for the exit even though we're surrounded by a fence which magically disappears as I run. And guess who's following me! OMG it's Freddiebear! Even though I love him and stuff I keep running because I'm a huge-o coward that can't face her problems no matter how small and insignificant they are.

So I'm running super fast when FREDDIE CATCHES MY ARM! I THOUGHT NO ONE COULD CATCH ME BECAUSE I'M TOO AWESOME! Freddie forces me to stop running.

"Sam why are you running?" he asks in a totally normal tone instead of being out of breath even though we just ran .

"Because you don't love me!" I cry.

(WARNING: UBER SAPPY AND CORNY ROMANCE LINES COMING UP)

"Yes I do Sam. You're the most beautiful, awesome, sweetest girl I've ever met and do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you." Freddie says.

"OMG Freddie you're sooo romantic!"

"I know." Then we start kissing again and this time Freddie actually kissehs me back bitches! Soo…. Now what? Are we supposed to be all lovey-dovey now? I don't know! Nobody ever continues the Fics after we kiss! Screw you guys I'm out of here!

*Sam walks away and slams the door behind her*

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"Wow way to go 'Apples! Way to ruin a good Fanfic!" Freddie says sarcastically.

"Hey hey hey! You big jerk, you're the one who decided to be all corny and slobbery!"

"YOU'RE THE ONE WRITING IT!"

"…So!"

"I'm out of here…"

*Freddie walks out same door Sam used and slams it again*

Now I'm alone…

*Awkward wind blows by*

Soo, you guys want some candy?

END!

I didn't have much for this one because the Fics are always so short and end so abruptly. Whatever, the next one will be better anyway. :)