I honestly don't know how someone like me could ever be so lucky to have readers and reviewers like you guys. You've been nothing but supportive and caring and patient with me while I get my life in order. You're words of encouragement made me feel strong and I vowed that I would beat this thing for good. And now I'm on the road to recovery. Though along the way, friends have abandoned me and given me the cold shoulder but I realized that they weren't really friends at all. I feel like I've got this thing in a choke-hold and I just have to squeeze until it begs for mercy (which I won't give). You all deserve a flippin' good chapter! And I know this one has been collecting dust in my outline for a while.
"The Tragic Tale of Romeo and Juliet"- written by: Many preteen girls who are obsessed with Justin Bieber. Yeah, not my thing. Though I'm pretty sure one on here got over 2,000 reviews right? Eh, I'll check later. Anyway, I'll let the story explain itself this time.
"OMG Principal Franklin! I have, like, the perfect way to get Sam and Freddie together!" Carly cried, bursting through the door.
"OMGZ you DO? I love getting involved in my student's personal lives even though it got me fired once!" Principal Franklin said gleefully, nearly knocking over his chair.
"Okay, I'm going to use fillers and fancy text to prevent the readers from finding out my obvious plan to force Sam and Freddie to fall in love by putting them in the Romeo and Juliet play." Carly said.
(Sam's POV)
Oh my Gawd I hate acting sooo much. I hope Carly never puts me and Fredward in a play together so that we're forced to fall in love. That would bite even though I'm TOTALLY in lurve with Fredcakes. Mmm he's so yummy! I mean- I HATE THAT IDIOT NERD AND I JUST SAID AN OXYMORON! I walk down the hallway to see Freddie staring at a wall. Mmm he's so hot.
"What're you looking at?" I ask him.
"Someone signed us up for Romeo and Juliet! Probably to force us to fall in love during the course of the play when we have to kiss and then kill ourselves out of teenage angst."
"That sucks." I say. We walk to the auditorium to find the director who hands us scripts and we immediately start practicing. Oh my Gawd I love acting because I'm gonna kiss Freddeh.
Somehow during rehearsal, we totally started to slobber all over each other. Freddie, like, broke my shell and now I'm oozing sweet sticky love. So on opening night we start to act…yeah…acting…that's usually what you do in a…play…right?
"Oh Juliet," Freddie says to me, "You have an awesome rack."
"Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, why art thou so sexy?" I say back, batting my eyelashes. I totally love this new "urban" edition of Romeo and Juliet. It's just so edgy and awesome. Much better than one from, like, the 1980's or something. So as we go through the play, I realized that (iiiiiiigqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqsaaaa My kitten Charlie walked on my laptop) Freddie was so super sexy I just wanted to attack his face. But I had to wait for the kiss so blah blah blah we start kissing it was super hawt then we killed ourselves.
Play's over, we're in love…..Yeeeaaaahhhhh….That's uh, That's about it. GO BLUE DEVILS!
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