I think you all know what this parody is going to be. Hmmmmm? YEP! In celebration iLMM, I will write a super funny cliché parody of it! Like, seriously! That episode was so awesome it's downloading in my iTunes right now which means it's HUGE. I NEVER buy TV shows from iTunes. I was also pleasantly surprised that it comes with the HD episode as well for free. How nice.

Y'know, I'm so used to writing Fanfic that I fear that I won't be able to develop my own character personalities in the future. If you lovely people would take time out of your busy schedules to take a peek at my FictionPress, It would be very appreciated. If you don't have a FictionPress account, just leave an anon reviews with your Fanfic account name. Believe me, I know who you are ;)

NO SPACES: http:/ .com /~ishuckpotatoes

Enough blabbing, let's get started!

Carly's POV

Soo, Sam's missing. Yeah, gone, poof! I tried to call her and stuff but she won't answer. I heard that when people disappear, they don't want to be found but that's probably not true. I mean, who would want to hide from their friends in time of serious internal conflict? Weird.

"OMG CARLY! Sam"S MISSING AND STUFFZ!" Freddie cried as he came crashing through my front door.

"Why are you talking like that?" I asked him. I started to walk closer to him but he pushed me back and gave me a strangled expression.

"What the heck is wrong with you?" I said. Freddie shook his head and discreetly pointed his thumb over to the corner of the room. A group of vicious looking girls with the word "SEDDIE" printed on their shirts waved a bloody bat with a nail driven through the middle at me.

"Ohhhh…" I turned back to (Me trying to unstick the "e" on my keyboard…) and keep my distance slightly to the right.

"Gee I hope you don't find out about our kiss." Freddie said, shuffling his feet in a flawless Irish dance.

"I already know." I said back, starting up a traditional Russian line dance.

"OH MA GODS! HOW DID U KNOW?" Freddie yells, switching over to the conga.

"I was totally creeping on you guys through a window." I start doing the Electric slide with a splash of the Macarena.

(THIS STUPID E! It won't unstick!)

"Well, I automatically know to look at a Mental Hospital." Freddie says proudly.

"You watched the misleading promos too!" I touch my feet and jump in the air.

"You bet your Pescetarian Princess I did!"

"Yippie! Let's go!"

*Le drive to mental hospital*

"Ok, we're here!" I say, hopping out of Freddie's smokin' hot convertible. We go into the hospital and see the nurse.

"I am here to see Sam Puckett!" I yell at the nurse.

"Sure go right in stranger!" She points to the hallway and then starts to eat a large Tuna sandwich.

Hey I have to stop right here because my mom needs my laptop for something. -_-

But part 2 will be here by tomorrow. I promise! Again, I am very sorry. Didn't want to leave you with nothing.

P.S. Beware of the Flamer "Peliper" she's anon so I can't do anything about her. Just watch out. She's a vicious one…