Wow it's been over a week eh? I'm really sorry guys. I started at a new school and we're not agreeing with each other so far. I've been in quite a funk. But I'm okay right now. Hopefully this other half of the iLMM will make you laugh. Oh and I'm writing a Seddie Pregnancy story so call me a hypocrite haha! It's called For the Sake of Family. Maybe you can read it after this? Pretty Pwease? :3

Carly's POV

"OMGZZZ Sam's in a mental hospital because she likes me!" Freddie cried, "We have to go save her!"

"Freddie, we've been here for over an hour." I said, flicking some dust off of my fingernail, "You've been screaming at that TV for the last 45 minutes." Freddie gave me another strangled look and jerked his thumb over to the corner again. The same fangirls were waiting with their Neanderthal clubs in their hands.

"WE GOTTA SAVE Sam!" I yelled, thrusting my hand into the air. Me and Freddie go up and down the hallways freely because mental hospitals never have security even though some of the patients are potentially dangerous. I automatically know which room Sam's in by our awesome telepathic connection. When I open the door, Sam is doing the Cha Cha Slide.

"Herro Sam." I say, starting up the Crank Dat dance.

"Hey I'm in the hospital because I'm in love with Freddie but I'm not going to tell you even though we're best friends and BFF's tell each other everything." Sam says, executing a perfect moonwalk.

"Hey Sam I love you." Freddie says, casually walking through the door.

"Oh I love you too." Sam throws a couple of rocks in her bag and slings it over her shoulder.

"Let's leave." I say, picking up a tube of toothpaste and some paperclips. We walk out the door and into the main lobby.

"You can't leave yet!" the nurse says, blocking the door with her arms.

"Why? Because I'm under 18 and can't leave without parental consent?" Sam says, shoving a lava lamp into her pocket.

"No, you have to answer my riddle!" the nurse says, pulling a laptop from her pants.

"What happens if we get it wrong? I love Sam." Freddie says.

"Oh, I strangle you until your dead then I devour your corpse." The nurse shrugs.

"Sounds reasonable." I say, "What's the riddle?"

"Okay, what creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?" the nurse says with a smirk, lifting a live vampire bat into her hair.

"It's a man!" Sam says, "He walks on four legs as a baby, two legs as an adult, and as an old person he walks with two legs and a cane!"

"Well butter my biscuit and call me a hammer company! You got it!" the nurse yells. Then she exploded. Me, Sam, and Freddie all walk out the door and head back to my apartment where nothing bad ever happened again.

Oh, except when Freddie killed his father and married his mother but didn't know it until a blind prophet told him that he was the one that killed his dad and his mom hung herself and he stabbed out his eyes with pins and exiled himself. Yeah, that was pretty messy. Freddie's mom is gross.

Would any of my lovely reader like to name the story that last paragraph is from? Hmmm?

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