Hello laddies and lasses! Sorry for the minor breakage in between chapters. I have been quite busy with my school work and such.

This next one has been requested A LOT. I'm going to do it before all the other copycats out there get a hold of. Jerks…

BAD BOY FREDDIE! Yeah dawgs! Let's get down to this shizzle!

P.S. The final paragraph of the last chapter was based on this messed up Greek play called "Oedipus Rex." And yes, he really married his mom and had kids. Effed up right?

FREDDIE'S POV

God, being a dork SUCKS! I mean, why enjoy having friends who care about me and a promising future when I can be surrounded by fake people that only want to use me as a step ladder to catapult themselves to the top? So I'm totally gonna become a bad boy so everyone will love me unconditionally!

Okay, dump the stupid nerd clothes that define me as a good person and replace with a leather jacket. DONE! Oooooh I look sooo bad ass! I slick my hair up until I look like unicorn and put on some ridiculous sunglasses. As soon as I walk outside a random group of girls immediately start drooling like golden retrievers and faint in their own piles of vomit. I run my hand through my hair and one of them dies of a stroke.

"I'm friggin hawt." I say and the rest of them go into cardiac arrest. As I strut down the street, people go into spasms and fall face-first into giant piles of pudding leftover from the gelatin parade. When I arrive at school, injuring several more girls with my looks, I see Carly and Sam standing at their lockers poking a dead girl with their steel-toed boots.

"Hello ladies." I say in a sexy man voice. Ironically, Carly and Sam are the only two girl in the whole school who are unaffected by my "bad boy" looks.

"OMG Freddie you look super HOT!" Sam squeals, dropping the flaming deodorant sticks she was juggling. Carly snorts and pulls out a script from her bag and begins to read over it.

"Are you kidding me AppleSauce?" She yells to no one in particular.

"What? It's another parody!" A voice echoes from nowhere.

"Noooo way! I've been in like six of these and it's humiliating!" Carly waves the script wildly before tossing it in a trashcan.

"Hey I'm the author here and you do what I say!" The voice rumbles angrily.

"Oooh I'm PsychoticAppleSauce," Carly mocks, putting her hands on her hips, "I'm the best author on Fanfiction, I'm SOOO awesome I can boss Carly around and make her look like an idiot!"

"I never said I was the best author…" the voice sniffs, fading away.

"Now if you two need me, I'll be at home trying to make sense of all this." Carly says, her eye twitching. She storms out of the school, slamming the door behind her. I turn to Sam who's still drooling all over her shirt.

"Do you like it Sam?" I say, striking a pose.

"OMG FREDDIE UR HAWT AS HEK!" Sam screams, throwing a bowling ball at a freshman drinking some water.

"Look popular kids!" I yell. They walk over to me and some kind of vacuum sucks me into their crowd.

"Ehy Freddie, we're going to pretend to be your friend and then dump you to the side of the road like trash when we're done sucking up all your popularity." One of the girls said in an unnaturally high voice.

"Hmmm sounds reasonable." I say, "I'm in!" So I leave Sam behind and go with the popular kids who for some reason keep stepping on my shoes. We go and beat up a freshman with a fresh tuna salad then heckle a crowd of nerds.

"Man I've only been popular for five minutes but I feel so cool!" I yell. Then the popular kids push me into a trashcan.

"Bye Fredward." They walk away cackling and singing nursery rhymes.

"Aw shucks. I've been dumped. At least Sam will love me." I walk to Sam.

"I don't love you." She says, then walks away. I was so sad that I dies right there.

The end.

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