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She ran back inside, mumbling to herself the whole time. I only caught the words 'Man' and 'Mother', but it's hard to listen to her when you are grabbing her hair for dear life.
She approached the closet door and grabbed the chair. She took a breath. I held my breath.
Come on. Come on!
She pulled the door away and dragged it in front of her. I exhaled. She took a huge breath and I patted her neck. I then retreated to my hammock.
She took a handful of hair, leaned back and flicked it forward. It wrapped around the door handle and she tugged it lightly, but the closet doors swung much faster, like a huge weight was leaning against it.
When they were fully open, we saw the man, with his head down. A few seconds past and he fell on the floor with his butt in the air. Rapunzel and I gasped at the same time.
His face grinded on the freshly polished floor that WE just cleaned. Rapunzel deposited me on the chair and inched forward with her frying pan in the air. She looked back at me. I shrugged.
She arched a single eyebrow up. She glanced back at the man. I spun one eyeball to keep a view of him. She darted up. "I got it!"
She quickly fell silent when I squeaked, 'Be quiet or we'll wake him.'
She prodded him with the frying pan. When we were satisfied he wouldn't wake up anytime soon, she split her waterfall of hair in two parts. She wrapped one under one armpit and the other half under the other armpits.
She positioned the chair under a beam in the ceiling and the man next to it. She scaled the walls and and sat on the beam over the chair and the man.
She threw her hair over a hook she had installed years ago. She pulled her hair and to my amazement the man was slowly lifted into the air.
She fiddled with the hair until he was hanging over the chair and then, even though I urged her to drop him, she slowly let go until he was in the chair.
After unhooking her hair, she clenched it under her arm and slowly climbed down the wall.
I was left on the rafter. I squeaked. She looked up with fear but when she realized it was me, she smilled. "Jump down!" She held up her hair . I glared at her. After a few seconds, I gave in, closed my eyes and jumped.
I landed on a cloud. I was in Heaven. I squeaked happily, but when I opened my eyes that cloud was a lot of golden hair, and I was lost in the middle of it. A little sliver of light shone above up and I burrowed towards it. I had half my body out when I was greeted by a single giant green eye.
I was plucked out of the hair and set on the man's back who was now in a circle of light. I looked back at Rapunzel who had retreated to outside the circle. She climbed the ceiling until she was behind a rafter and just a shadow. I stared at her with a quizzical look on my face. She gestured for me to wake him up.
I climbed up to his shoulder with a glare and a growl. I stared at him and slapped his face. I darted back to his shoulder and blended in with his clothes. Nothing.
I went up to him, turned and slapped him with my tail. With no response, I poked his face.
I realized the answer was in front of me. I assualted his ear with my tongue.
The flavor of his ear was interesting. He had only a little ear wax and I sucked that up. His earwax was bitter and oh, I'm falling to the ground.
I caught myself on a loop of Rapunzel's hair and hung there.
The man was awake and trying to break free. "Is this-hair?" He asked.
Yay. He won the prize.
I heard a shuffle and realized Rapunzel was watching.
"Struggling..." She paused. She was preparing herself. "Struggling is pointless." She said this in a stronger tone.
A few thumps entered my ears and I knew Rapunzel was on the ground. I entered the hair to burrow to her shoulder.
The outside conversation was muffled, but by the time I got to her shoulder, nothing major had happened.
"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say-" Oh god, he was trying to seduce Rapunzel. "-hi."
He looked like an idiot with a grin on his face and an eyebrow high up his forehead. "How ya doing? The name's Flynn Rider."
I pinched Rapunzel's neck. "Don't fall for his charm."
She glanced at me, then back at Earwax Rider. "How's your day going, uh?" He was hopelessly trying.
Rapunzel scoffed, hoisting her pan higher. She pointed it at him. "Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?" She said his name with much disdain.
"Listen Blondie-" He started talking.
"Rapunzel!" Rapunzel and I said this at the same time.
He paused. "Gesundheit."
What?
"I was in a situation, gallavanting through the forest." Oh my, he had hand motions, too. "I came across your tower and-" He froze. "Oh no, where is my satchel?"
Haha, the man-purse! In the chamber pot! I broke down laughing in my hammock.
Rapunzel crossed her arms. "I've hidden it. Somewhere, you'll never find it."
He looked around before he zeroed in on the chamber pot. Uh, oh.
"It's in that pot, isn't it?"
She laughed. She pointed to the kitchen and when he looked, she whacked him in the head with the frying pan.
Hard.