So guys...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOO sorry that I didn't update sooner. I would tell you that I had a lot of thing to do, but I'm assuming you hear that too much, so I will come up with something.

I was braving the jungles of the Amazon, searching for the rights to Tangled. I slowly pulled back a curtain of vines...when Tarzan swung out of nowhere, followed by Rapunzel, who was swinging on her hair, also joined by Spiderman, who stopped in front of me. I felt Pascal's tongue in my ear and they stole my laptop and bashed it against a rock. Completely mangled, I recovered the laptop, and in it's terribly hopeless form, I opened it...and the only file missing was my Fan Fiction file...

So yeah, this is a filler chapter and is really short. I don't own Tangled.

Earwax walked up behind her. I started climbing faster, in case this jerk tried to pull any thing funny. He crouched next to her slouched, quivering form, obviously trying to take advantage of her. But I seriously doubt that's gonna happen.

"Ya know, I couldn't help but noticing, that you're…a little at war with yourself." Earwax stood back up and crossed his arms.

"What?" Rapunzel asked. I reached the last rock and was climbing up Earwax's shoulder.

"I'm only picking up bits and pieces; overprotective mother, forbidden road trip, this is serious stuff. But let me ease your conscience."

I'll ease your conscience you little son of a…half troll. I climbed up his back.

"This is part of growing up. A little rebellion, that's good. Healthy, even!" He smiled. I got onto his shoulder only to get swiped back down by his hand. This was a really rough day for me. I've gotten more bruises today than in my entire life combined!

"You think?" Rapunzel sniffled and wiped her eyes.

I sprinted past her foot and to the rock where her frying pan was. I paused to catch my breath.

"I know. Listen, does your mother deserve this? No." I knew she deserved this with a passion. "Will this break her heart and crush her soul? Of course!" I was silently becoming this guy's friend, but friend was a long way off for him.

"But you just gotta do it!" He said.

I picked my jaw off the ground and realized that me and Earwax were the same! I've been trying to tell Rapunzel this for eleven years and she never listened to me! HE managed to get the point across in a few sentences! You know, besides the whole, 'you're mother will get a broken heart' stuff. I would NEVER, I mean EVER say that to Rapunzel/

"Break her heart?" She gasped. Uh oh, here come the waterworks. I wish him all the luck in the world to try and reason with Rapunzel now that she was close to crying.

"In half." He said indifferently, scooping up a berry. And…there goes all my respect for him.

"Crush her soul?" Rapunzel whispered, grabbing her hair. I wanted to rush over and comfort her, but she was a long way away.

He squished the berry. "Like a grape."

"She would be heart-broken, you right!" She realized. Earwax lifted her up by her elbows.

"I am, aren't I? Oh, bother." He feigned disappointment. I could see through that thing in a second!

"That's it. I'm calling off the deal." He walked past her, his indifferent eyes scanning the terrain for something.

"What?" Rapunzel lowered her arms and followed him.

"That's right, but don't thank me." He said. I climbed onto the rock, but he grabbed me tightly and I let out an embarrassing squeak of surprise. "Let's just get up and get you home." He dumped me on Rapunzel's shoulder "Here's your pan and your frog."

I'm going to kill him.

"I get back my satchel—" He started.

Not likely, you jerk.

"You get back a mother-daughter relationship built on mutual trust and voila, we part ways as unlikely friends."

I looked at Rapunzel with one eyebrow raised and she looked back at me. "No!" She protested, pushing him away from her. I noticed that he had one arm wrapped around her shoulders and I felt my anger come to a boil. "I am seeing. Those lanterns!"

"Oh, come on! What do I have to do to get you out of here?" He gestured behind him and I felt Rapunzel's body tensed from under my feet. When I looked up, Rapunzel had her frying pan shoved in Earwax's face.

"I will use this." She spat out. But her moment was interrupted by a rustling in the bushes. She gasped and jumped onto Earwax's back. I closed my eyes.

"Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?" She froze and the rustling suddenly stopped.

I peeked out behind Rapunzel's shoulder. It was a furry creature. Seriously?

"Stay calm. It can probably smell fear."

She cautiously climbed down.

"Sorry! I guess I'm just a bit…jumpy!" She said sheepishly. I gave her a look, but unfortunately, she didn't see it.

"Best if we avoid ruffians and thugs, though?" He straightened his vest and peered in our direction. I didn't like where this conversation was going.

"Yeah." Rapunzel agreed with him. "That'd probably be best." She lowered the frying pan, also putting down her defenses. I started furiously squeaking in her ear.

Earwax stared off, probably thinking which must have been hard with that small brain. Rapunzel quickly clenched my body in her hand and I immediately shut up. The second I did, she let go.

"Are you hungry? I know a great place to eat!" He said with false enthusiasm.

"Ummm….where?" She asked. I rolled my eyes at him.

"Oh, don't you worry! You'll know it when you smell it!" He grabbed Rapunzel's frying pan and started leading us into the unknown.