Character(s): Jiraiya and Tsunade
"Don't be Cruel"
Jiraiya sat down in the chair across from the most powerful woman in Konohagure Village. His eyes darted around, trying to focus on anything in the big room other than said hokage. He noticed two very clumsily hidden sake bottles, the usual stacks of copious amounts of paperwork still needing to be done, and then he spotted one of his famous novels, in fact, the newest one in the series.
Tsunade then cleared her throat, getting the perverted sanin's attention. The middle aged man looked up from his findings. "Yes, Lady Hokage?" he cheekily said, a mischievous glimmer in his eyes. Tsunade glared at him and a vein was starting to pop out on her forehead.
"Jiraiya, your sudden formalities will not help you now. Do you know why you're here?" she uttered in a quiet but harsh tone, obviously trying to keep her short temper at bay.
Jiraiya sheepishly smiled and replied with a question, "Does that mean you've accepted?"
Tsunade stiffened up at this. "No, I have not! That distasteful request you have given me, I, Senju Tsunade, reject!" She then stood up, grabbed the little adult book off her desk, and went around to stand right in front of the perverted man. While shoving the book back into Jiraiya's hands, she hurriedly scolded, "You do not ask proper things like that inside of discernible writings such as this! Really, have you no shame?"
The fifth Hokage then shuffled as one can in her high-heeled sandals to the door, and suddenly stopped. She sighed and put her hand to her forehead, rubbing it wearily. She turned back to the sanin and formally stated, "Let Shizune know I'm taking a break. Good day Jiraiya." She turned her heeled sandals, opened the office door, and walked out.
Jiraiya then blinked. He had not a chance to say anything to her throughout all her ramblings. His eyes saddened, a frown etched on his usual carefree face. He started to flip through his masterpiece. "She shouldn't be so cruel to me. And all that work too, all for noth-" He stopped at the page that had the request to Tsunade on it. There was a small folded piece of paper stuffed into the crease of the pages.
He pulled it out and unfolded it. Sprawled onto the note was, Dangos for dessert, 6:30. I might reconsider your offer there.-Hazel Eyes.
Jiraiya glanced at the clock nearest him on the wall, 6:25. He grinned a smile so big and genuine that the new kid Sai would be envious of. He dropped the novel on the floor as he teleported, rushing to catch up with the insanely strong woman.
5 minutes later, Tonton waddled her way into the hokage's office, trying to find her owner, she noticed a small book by the guest chair. She snorted loudly and Shizune suddenly appeared. She looked confused at the state of the empty room, but then she saw the small pig prodding the book with her snout. She picked up the novel, scrunching up her nose once she noticed it was one of Jiraiya's. She identified a note with Lady Tsunade's calligraphy acting like a bookmark for the little book. Curiosity took over and Shizune opened the perverted fiction. She smiled once she read the little note and saw what was written on that particular page.
The man looked into the beautiful hazel eyes of the woman, the love of his life, and asked the daring question, "Senju Tsunade, will you marry me?"
Shizune rolled her eyes and shut the tiny book. "Tonton, I knew Jiraiya was cheesy with his perverted writing, but I never would've thought his proposal would be so corny!" She laughed to herself, and placed the book Icha Icha Forever back on the desk with overloads of undone paperwork.
This chapter is a little old. It's also very short. The next one I will try to have longer, perhaps two pages. I'm keeping chapters in order of the songs, so shuffling will be done if I make later chapters first. I hope you enjoyed the chapter. :) Feel free to criticize!