WARNING: teasing the audience ;)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters nor the Naruto Series nor do I own any of these songs or the rights to them

Sorry for this chapter being nearly double what I usually write! I thought you guys wouldn't mind the extra bit of delicious man. Anyway ENJOY! :3

Toxic
Chapter 3
xLioness

Kakashi decided it was a good idea to help Naruto get Sasuke back to the Uchiha manor. A fear that they would rip each other's throats out. Mostly Naruto, Sasuke thought it was funny.

"Alright boys, here we are." The Jounin turned around to face the two. "Are you two going to behave?"

"Hn." In typical Uchiha style.

"No." Also typical of Naruto.

"Good! That's exactly what I like to hear. Time for me to leave and attend to my lover." Kakashi began walking away while reading his typical pervert book series.

"Let's get your inside." A sudden change in attitude with Naruto, going into an almost motherly like mode.

A couple of hours later

Sasuke must have been on some serious pain meds. Some of the things he was doing were not very typical.

"What does Tsunade have you taking and how much of it?" Naruto walked into the living room unzipping his jacket revealing a black V-neck tee-shirt. Sasuke was mesmerized by the motion and was just blatantly staring at his chest.

"Um...Hello?" Naruto snapped his fingers in front of Sasuke's face.

"Hu?"

"This is a lost cause. You need a shower, new change of clothes and some food. What do you want to do first?"

"Uh…" He paused for a moment and shut his eyes. Slowly he began to sway to the side and hit the couch pillow before slowly getting back up.

"Oh my god. Bath it is because clearly you can't even sit up. Come on Sasuke." Naruto put an arm around the boy and lifted him up.

"Bathtimeee~" Clearly too much pain medication does the heart good for Sasuke.

Walking up the stairs was a complete nightmare. Deciding to use the bigger bathroom, genius. If only Naruto knew what he was up against.

"Okay, I've got the bath running and the soap. Do you think you can undress yourself?" Seeing that would have been too much for the blonde.

"Yes." Somewhere off in the distance someone was squealing because Sasuke was actually smiling. Before Naruto turned around to look away he had already begun taking his shirt off, quite quickly and began to slowly take his pants off.

Naruto quickly turned around after seeing this turning a bright red.

What the hell is wrong with me? It's not like we haven't been to the bathhouse together before…this isn't anything new.

"Okay~~ I'm ready!" After hearing Sasuke climb into the bath he deemed it safe to turn around. Naruto didn't want to get his shirt wet so he presumed to take it off. A curious little raven watched in awe. Naruto blamed the drugs.

"Sweet little Naruto, you shouldn't be blaming the drugs on everything…" Kyuubi began to snicker softly.

Naruto mentally kicked the Kyuubi's ass so as to not cause any problems.

"Sasuke, what the hell are you doing?"

"Look I'm Santa!" Sasuke sat there with bubbles all over his face, grinning.

"…" Naruto took a deep breath, trying his best to hold back a laugh.

"Naruto~" Sasuke lazily brushed all the bubbles off of his face. "It's bath time. Get in here."

"I'm not getting in there with you, it's not big enough."

"Yes it is!"

"No, it's not. I'm here to just make sure you don't make a mess of yourself."

"…You sure you're not here for the show?" Sasuke looked at him with a sly look on his face, slowly standing up showing a beautifully cut chest with the shimmer of bubbles and water.

"Sasuke! What the hell?" Naruto quickly turned around in hopes he would just sit not.

Not on Sasuke's watch.

"Naruto!"

"Don't touch me!" Naruto was pathetically attempting to ignore Sasuke.

"Hey Dobe."

"What?" Being the idiot blonde he is, he turned around smack right in front of Sasuke's face, only a few inches away. He quickly felt his face get hot, and other parts of him.

"You can't just get in my face like that! Who the hell do you think you are?" Naruto turned Sasuke around and walked him back to the bath. "Just take your damn bath, I'll be outside waiting.

"What if I drown?"

"Then you drown." Naruto stepped out and sat down against the door.

Who the hell does his think he is getting all up in my face like that? And did that turn me on? Seriously? No, I like GIRLS, girl, girls and girls.

Mentally arguing with himself preoccupied himself long enough for Sasuke to finish up…and walk out in just a towel.

Naruto just sighed and got up.

"Let's get you some clothes." Walking to Sasuke's room was a difficult challenge considering neither of them is wearing a shirt and it was almost too much for the boy to handle.

"Kakashi brought back some clothes that he thought would fit you, here." Passing Sasuke a pair of black sweats and some underwear seemed like enough for the boy.

What I would do for a piece of that…wait…what?

Naruto turned around while he got dressed then they walked downstairs again and back onto the couch.

Someone knocked on the door. Naruto opened it up.

"Hi Kakashi-sensei, and Iruka-sensei?"

"Hi Naruto! Just thought we'd drop by and check up on you two, make sure everyone is alive and everything!" Iruka walked in with a bag in his hand. "Oh and we brought dinner for you two."

"You're so sexy when you're motherly." Kakashi 'whispered' into Iruka's ears as they both walked in.

"Everything okay in here?" The silver-haired man asked looking around for Sasuke.

"He's crazy I tell you, whatever Tsunade gave him never needs to be given to him again, ever." Naruto replied as Sasuke wobbled over to where they all were.

All Sasuke could do was smile at Naruto, but soon the drugs would wear off.