A/N: Hello every one this story is not meant to be taken seriously. It will evolve into a crack fic so please don't flame. I'm new at this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight in any way... yet Muahahaha!
dad please /chap .#2
"why won't you let me see jacob you mom can see each other but i can't see jacob oh wow. "
"Because he is too old for you and dogs stink sorry nessie".
Me/Nessie "oh wow dad he is not too old for me i am a vampire and he is a wolf and he does not stink he smells like axe and i like that smell".
Edward/dad "bella can you come here please".
Me/Nessie "why do you always get mom involed like wow, what you cant take like a man".
Edward/dad " i am not a man I am a Vampire man duh".
Bella/mom "yes edward and what are you guys going on about now".
Edward/dad " Nessie is going on saying that she should see jacob after i said no".
Bella/Mom " okay i would like to hear nessie's part of the story now".
me/Nessie "umm... i just want to see jacob i miss him and he was the best thing that ever happend to me in my life".
Bella/mom "give me one reason why i should let you see jacob".
Me/nessie "because... remeeber when you dad got married".
Bella/mom "yes the most wonderful thing in my life".
Me/Nessie "well dad inprinted on you and you got married to him because you always wanted to be his side and i always want to be near jacob now because he inprinted on me and i really like him plus i want too spend the rest of my life with him and nobody stoped you and dad from being together.
bella/mom " ya and jacob is'nt with the bad wofles any more so i geuss you can go and see him now but no funky things".
me/nessie YES thanks mom i love you but what about dad".
bella/mom " i will give him a belola made present."
edward/dad " wow you let her go so fast".
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