a/n:hopefully you guys review please and find it funny
i walk up in the midle of the nite and i turned my hed to see that big daddy wasnt there so i grabed a flash light and i heard a anoyying theme song so i walked in the living room, and i saw jacob kissing some cartoon character.
Who the heck is this
jacob responed saying "ummmm just my best friend".
who and ehy were you smouching with her aye
He said "Ummmm her name is dore and her show is dora the explore and sense you didnt give daddy sugar i called dora and she said she would give me some love".
um why is she cartoon and i do love you
"umm because she is cartoon and good night"
omg I will just give her a piece of my mind
"oh no you wont"
i slowly walked to dora and i tilted her head and i sucked bloood form her neck and went to bed
jacob ran to the bedroom cring
I woke up the next morning feeling normal
do-do-do-do-dora doo-do-do-do-dora dora dora dora the explore!
oh god not agian