It was Beastpaw's first patrol as an apprentice of Shadowclan. He padded alongside his mentor, Russetfur, while GIR, renamed Greenpaw, bounced along behind them with his mentor, Tawnypelt, the only one willing to put up with his strange commentary and actions.
"Are we goin' to get waffles?" Greenpaw asked. Beastpaw turned to a confused Tawnypelt and shrugged, suggesting that he didn't understand Greenpaw's behavior either. He suddenly scented a strong smell of fluffy Earth monkeys ahead, but they didn't smell like Shadowclan. It smelled awful!
"What in the name of Irk-I mean, Starclan, is THAT?" Beastpaw gagged, turning up his nose.
"That is Thunderclan, the most timid, kittypet filled Clan of all. Ugh! They make me nearly want to cough up my mouse! Bleck!" Russetfur spat, angling her unpurposed anger towards the other side of the border.
Beastpaw reeled back at the scent, and then realized that some of it smelled familiar…
"I got it, I got it!"
"Don't cross the Shadowclan border, Nightpaw!"
The voices startled Beastpaw out of his thinking and he angled his ears towards the voices, which, strangely, also seemed familiar.
The patrol raced towards the voices and burst through the bushes to see a black tom apprentice with brown eyes pinning a blackbird down on the Shadowclan side of the border.
"Hey! You there! Why have you stolen prey from Shadowclan?" Russetfur snarled, fur bristling.
"Huh?" the black one mewed, suddenly noticing the patrol there. He lifted his head and as Beastpaw stared into those bold, brown eyes, he finally realized why the scent and voice of this fluffy Earth monkey seemed so familiar.
"Dib?" he exclaimed.
"You know him?" Russetfur asked, looking down at him with questioning eyes.
"Umm…yeah! I-I saw him once while I was still in the woods. Uh huh!" Beastpaw stammered.
Dib just stared at Beastpaw with wide eyes. "Zim?"
"I do not go by that name anymore. I go by Beastpaw."
"And I, Nightpaw."
Beastpaw's eyes widened, realizing that Dib-ahem, Nightpaw-had joined this wretched Thunderclan along with Gaz, the black fluffy Earth monkey with purple stripe and ears standing on the Thunderclan side of the border.
"Anyways, why have you stolen Shadowclan prey?" Russetfur asked again.
"Oh! This is the Shadowclan side?" Nightpaw gasped and raced back over the border, leaving the dead bird for Russetfur to grab.
"Ugh, doesn't Thunderclan teach it's apprentices to smell? Well I guess not!" Russetfur spat.
Nightpaw crouched down instinctively and flattened his ears. "I'm sorry!" he whimpered.
"You should be! Come on, Beastpaw." Russetfur flicked her tail in the direction of the camp.
"I'll be there is a sec, Russetfur!" Beastpaw called back. He padded over to Nightpaw and stared menacingly at him.
"I don't know how you got here, Dib-beast, but I will exterminate you for the sake of the NEW mission!" he whispered.
"What new mission?" Nightpaw snarled back.
"To take over this pathetic set of Clans, except Shadowclan, for they will help me, and rule them without mercy! Muahahaha!" Beastpaw laughed his little annoying laugh and disappeared into the bushes after Russetfur.
"Bye, muffin man!" Greenpaw called.
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Eaglestar: Neither Invader Zim or Warriors belong to Eaglestarisawesome5. Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Warriors Belongs to Erin Hunter.
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Greenpaw: WHEEEEEEE I GOT A FREE REPLICA OF THE MEGADOOMER!
OMG EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Eaglestar: *gasp* It's got chicken legs! 8O
Greenpaw: You said it, girl!