Title: Those Crazy Cheerios

Author: QuickFan09

Summary: Brittany is a genius, Santana is a raging lesbian, and Quinn is borderline psychotic. Now what does Sue Sylvester have to due with this?

Ratings: PG-13 for language

Spoilers: Let's just say up until the season two finale to be safe. Takes place somewhere between the Super bowl episode and Nationals.

Disclaimer: Owning Glee was on my To-Do list but I never got around to it so don't sue me.

AN: Okay so this isn't the longest chapter in the world, but it kind of gets the ball moving. Just a forewarning, because I'm trying to use information from different episodes in Season 2 the time line is probably going to get a little messed up in the next chapters.

"Come on Artie, what did you find out?" Rachel asked anxiously.

"Well, as Mike and Tina were talking to Brittany, I was rolling down the other side of the hallway and noticed something."

"And that something was?" Lauren said, annoyed.

"Yeah man just tell us, you don't have to drag this out for dramatic effect or whatever." Puck added.

"Okay, Okay" The bespectacled boy replied. "After Brittany walked away from Mike and Tina she was shuffling her papers and, like, mumbling to herself while trying to write stuff down. She walked past Kurt and everyone who was with Santana and that's when something happened." He paused.

"Oh for God's sake what was it?" Rachel exclaimed.

"She stopped, like completely. She just watched Santana for like thirty seconds."

"Creepy" Sam said.

"Wait, I think I remember that happening too." Kurt intoned. "After Santana harassed Lauren, Sam and I, Lauren continued to tell her how helpless she was and it was like she wasn't even there." He thought for a moment.

"Yeah I remember that too" Sam added. "Instead of getting upset or leering, Santana was just staring down the hallway. She must have been looking at Brittany and we didn't notice."

"So all we have to do to make them stop acting so crazy is?" Tina asked.

"It's obvious isn't it?" Rachel said "We have to get them together! We all know that they've been a little bit more then friendly. Maybe all they need is each other."

"I don't see how that makes any sense." Kurt said flatly.

"Okay, well, when people feel a sense of love they get a flood of hormones which make them feel happier" Rachel said smiling "That must be it, the flow of emotions from a state of love must over power whatever it is that makes them go all haywire."

"But how are we suppose to get them together?" Mercedes asked.

"Hey kids! I'm subbing this week and I thought I come and say hi to my favorite singing teens!" Holly Holiday said as she strutted into the room. Everyone looked to the doorway with startled expressions. "Whoa, don't everyone get excited at once. What am I, interrupting a secret meeting or something?" She smiled.

"Sorry Miss H we were all just so shocked to see you" Mercedes said hastily.

"Well I was hoping Mr. Schue would be here to but I guess I'll have to find him in the teacher's room. So how's everyone doing?"

"We're good." Kurt answered. "What class are you teaching?"

"Sex Ed. Should be fun, huh? I can't wait, I've got a whole lesson planned out that will make watching Veggietales extremely hilarious."

Miss Holiday continued talking but none of the kids heard her. They were all silently communicating about whether they should ask for her help or not. Once they reached a decision Rachel cleared her throat.

"Um, Miss Holiday, we've got a little... dilemma, and we think you're the perfect person to help us. What do you say?"

Miss Holiday smiled "I thought you'd never ask".

~Glee~

"What did she mean by 'I thought you'd never ask'? Did she know we were going to ask her to help us?" Mercedes asked Tina as they left the choir room.

Rachel was the last to leave. She was smiling to herself because it looked like they were actually getting somewhere, at least with Santana and Brittany. She was thinking about Quinn and if there was anything that seemed to indicate how they could help her too when she noticed someone at the end of the hallway. It was Finn and he looked really upset.

"Hey Finn, why the long face? Aren't you happy that we're finally getting somewhere with all of this?" she asked gently.

"Rachel my face isn't long, I'm just really tall." He said glumly "And I've been thinking about Quinn. If love is what's going to fix this then why does she have a problem in the first place? I'm her boyfriend, doesn't she love me?"

"Well Finn, just because the answer is love for Santana and Brittany doesn't mean it is for her too" She put a comforting hand on his shoulder. "I'm sure Quinn loves you"

"How?" He said fiercely "How are you sure that she loves me? She cheated on me once before remember? And I've been thinking." He rubbed the back of his head. "She wasn't like this when she was pregnant and you know she loved that baby."

Rachel thought for a moment. Finn made a good point, but how was she suppose to tell him that Quinn might not love him? Apparently her silence said enough because with a quick 'I've gotta go' he walked off. She watched him punch a locker before he rounded the corner and frowned.

I told you this story was going to get cheesy :) But to quote the Beatles, Love is all you need. Even if you're insane. Also what do you think of Holly coming back? I figured she helped in the show, why not help here too right?