NEWS
It has come to our knowledge that Eddy Skipper McGee has won the Hunger Games. To wherever Eddy may be now, we offer him our congratulations.
Here are the top ten results:
1st- Eddy (winner)
2nd- Nazz (suicide)
3rd- Edd (suicide)
4th- Jimmy (stabbed)
5th- May (lobotomization; mercy killing)
6th- Kuku (Rolf's cousin- suicide)
7th- Rolf (impaled)
8th- Carol (Eddy's old girlfriend- lobotomization; mercy killing)
9th- Ed (lobotomization; mercy killing)
10th- Sarah (suicide)