Yay! More one-shot mania! This time we have...
Topic 89: Pretending
Rating: K
Characters: Vlad Masters/Plasmius, Maddie (Vlad's "sister's cat")
Genre: Gosh, I hope it's Humour
Pairing: None, cause that would be disturbing.
Summary: Vlad pretends that Maddie, his cat, understands him.
Vlad sighed. He leaned back in his favourite chair and stroked his cat, Maddie. It had been a difficult day for him. Daniel had defeated him in combat yet again. "The boy is strong, Maddie," he said to the napping feline, "imagine what he could do with some real training." Maddie rolled her bright green eyes in a catlike yet clear expression of, "Whatever, dude." She jumped down off his lap and ran over to the chair opposite. Vlad took this, incorrectly may I add, as a sign that Maddie wanted to hear all about his problems. He looked at the ceiling and began.
"I really don't see why he's so darned stubborn. I mean, really, how many people could train him in his powers? And if he would only come to me, he could be safe from ghost hunters and he wouldn't have to fight ghosts. He could focus on his grades. He could become great. When Maddie joins me, the woman, not you, we could be the greatest family ever to have walked or dominated the Earth."
This was not the first time Maddie had heard this speech, or one like it. She knew the best way to shut him up. She hopped off the chair, turned around and stalked towards the door. She meowed before exiting with the slinky grace only a cat can achieve. Vlad groaned.
"What am I doing with my life?" Maddie's head reappeared in the door frame. Vlad could almost see the remark on her face. "Right, talking to my cat."
He swore he heard a female voice mutter, "He's such a frrrrruitloop..."
Vlad fails at life sometimes, doesn't he? Well, another fun one to write! This one felt a bit odd, though. Whatever. 5th one-shot! Woo hoo!
Pairings:
DoraxOC
VladxDani (fatherxdaughter)
PaulinaxDanny (one-sided)
DVM out!