Hello general populace! Well, because I like being peculiar this one-shot will be just that.

Topic 6: Stars

Rating: K

Genre: Adventure maybe, Sci-Fi, a bit of Action but not much. (I have found NEW GENRES!)

Characters: Yeah, no. Again, I'm not telling you. FIO.

Pairings: Nope

Summary: While Danny's fighting ghosts, who's taking care of those super-smart aliens who're going to attack Planet Earth eventually?

Crossover Alert: I borrowed Wade from Kim Possible. But he just runs the tech stuff, like he does for KP.

Extra Disclaimer: Daniella Violet Moon does not own Kim Possible, the bat Stellaluna, the story and movie by the same name, or Titanic, the movie or the ship. I used a lot of other stuff here, didn't I?

Up on the roofs of a town not to far from your own, a stranger lurked beneath the stars, clad in shimmering black. She reached into a pocket attached to her dull silver utility belt and pulled out... a compact cosmetic mirror. She shifted the visor that hid her eyes from view of others so that it sat correctly on the rest of her mask then adjusted the angle so that she could see the creature that she had heard creeping up behind her. The reflection revealed a grotesque beast, or as she would have put it herself, "A big, ugly fly-octopus-monster-thingy." She watched it come closer and closer until it was finally in her range. At that moment she bent her knees and launched into a perfect backwards somersault, whacking it right between its large red eyes. Its tentacles sagged as it dropped to the ground. The stranger reached down and removed several easy-to-find-in-the-next-sector-over short range plasma guns from the unconscious form. A bounty hunter then, or possibly treasure seeker. Worst case scenario: he was a slaver. Whatever his reason for his presence on Earth, he didn't have the documents or the cloaking devices to prove any legal activities. She reached up to her visor and placed one gloved finger on a crescent-shaped button in the same shade as her belt. There was a muted beep as the system registered the correct fingerprint through the glove, before a bright white beam shot from directly above her visor, engulfing the creature and lifting it a few inches off the ground. She glanced down at the keypad-and-screen communicator strapped on her arm. She keyed in a familiar command and the creature vanished.

Smiling behind her mask, she pressed the green call button. A slightly chubby African-American boy in a blue T-shirt appeared on the communicator screen (affectionately called the Com-Luna-cator). "So," he stated, "you got it?"

"Yeah!" she cried. "And the transporter-thing worked great too."

"That's awesome, Stell. Now you better get home before your friends miss you."

She giggled. "Aye aye, Captain Wade!"

"See ya later, Stell." The screen went black. Stellaluna, the self-chosen name of this stranger, pushed the shooting star key on the Com-Luna-cator and "Cheshire Cat-ed" as she had dubbed it, leaving no sign of her presence except for a faint sparkle or two.

In her bedroom, Stellaluna appeared in a silent cloud of glitter. She pushed the button concealed within the silver crossed-star-and-moon logo on her chest. Her uniform faded away, leaving an average girl behind. She straightened her white shirt, fixed her lip gloss and shook out her helmet hair before heading out her bedroom door and down to the movie marathon that she'd probably missed half of. "Hey guys," she said as she sat down on a fluffy pink beanbag. "What did I miss?" The Latina girl on the couch behind her answered, "You missed the bit at the front of the boat. Sorry sweetie."

The two guys in red and white jackets didn't even look up from the screen. "Shush you two!" instructed Dash.

"Yeah, it's just starting to get good!" Kwan continued.

"Aren't you, like, already over an hour into the movie or something?" she asked.

"Well, yeah..." the two replied reluctantly.

"Never mind them, Star," Paulina commanded. "Boys are incapable of understanding real romance at their age." Star rolled her eyes as soon as Lina wasn't looking. And all of you are in-ca-pa-ble of noticing that I've been fighting aliens for the past hour, she thought. She ignored the movie and looked out the window, up to the stars. She picked out the one that she knew was the Sector 28463 Detainment Centre, which would be processing a new detainee at about that time.

When she first had taken the assignment, she'd promised not to tell anyone about her being Stellaluna. She'd dropped a few subtle hints to her friends, but they'd never picked up on the clues. Sometimes you had to be as subtle as a brick wall to get through to them. If they heard about Stellaluna from someone else, they'd write her off as a ghost hunter. Alien fighters got no credit in a ghost-infested town. The stars through the window twinkled their agreement.

Hands up. Who thought I was writing a story about Sam? I actually thought about that... but Star needs a reason as to why she's such a ditzy blonde! It's a cover! Fight super intelligent aliens with people who don't really take anything seriously! Out-dumb them!

I'd like to thank my mum for creating Stell. I wanted to use Star for this story (titled Stars) and had written something late at night that was almost offensive to her intelligence. I asked Mum what she would do with a ditzy blonde cheerleader in a story called Stars. She asked why she was such a ditzy blonde and before my eyes created an extra-terrestrial-butt-kicking superhero out of the sidekick of the series. :O

You rock, Mum.

Pairings:

DoraxOC

VladxDani (fatherxdaughter)

PaulinaxDanny (one-sided)

DanixSam (one-sided)

DVM out!