Disclaimer: No. I still do not own MLIA or Glee. But my plan it under way and soon MARK SALLING SHALL BE MINE! I mean... I'm not planning on kidnapping him and keeping him in my closet...
Disclaimer (part two):I also don't own Grand Theft Auto.

Today, everyone at my friend's house was taking turns playing Grand Theft Auto. Having never played before, I didn't actually know what the point was, so they coached me through how to hijack a car, letting me jack a bus to learn. With that bus I proceeded to have the most entertaining 5 minutes of my life smashing into every being on that road and laughing maniacally as people screamed and vehicles burst into flames. My friends now refuse to let me play GTA because I scare them... They are 18 year old boys; I'm a 17 year old girl. MLIA

"Thank you for the slushie Noah." Kurt said as he sipped at his drink.

"No problem. Hey, I was gonna invite the guys from Glee over today to play video games, you wanna come?"

"Uh... I don't really know how to play them, but sure."

Puck was appalled. "How do you not know how to play video games?"

"Well. I never had any myself, I was never friends with any boys, and most of the girls I was friends with didn't play them..." Kurt replied a little embarrassed.

"You have no choice anymore. You're coming and we are teaching you how to play... something, anything. Not know how to play video games... I just... Wow."

[After School At Puck's House]

All the boys from Glee were amazed that Kurt had never once played a video game. Theboys decided that they would all bring over a game and teach Kurt how to play. Since it was Puck's house they let Puck choose the first game, which of course was Grand Theft Auto. Who wouldn't want to play a game that involved stealing cars?

The boys tried to coach Kurt through the beginning, but after about ten minutes Kurt Only allowed one person to talk because them all talking at once was getting him nowhere in the game. After another few minutes with only Puck coaching him Kurt finally managed to hijack a bus.

By this point Kurt was really into the game and started crashing into everything he saw, people, cars, everything. The other boys watched on in a little bit of worry as Kurt laughed manically as the people screamed and the cars burst into flame. After only five minutes Puck thought it best that he take the controller away from Kurt.

"Hey! That was fun! Give it back!" the flamboyant boy protested.

"Kurt. I don't think you should play GTA anymore. You're a little... um..." Puck trailed off not know wait to say.

"Scary."

"Terrifying."

"Worrying."

"Alarming."

"Frightening."

"Maybe you should stick to less violent games... How about some Madden?" Puck suggested trying to get the boys mind off of his brief laps of sanity.

"Um. Sure. And... I'm sorry about... you know..."

"It's cool... I just don't think you should play GTA anymore..." Puck said with the other boys nodding in agreement.