Disclaimer: I own nothing except a few Glee CDs

Another two-in-one! WOW!

Today my best friend and I decided to become a couple for 30 minutes, just to get everyone to shut up about it. When time was up, everyone gathered around to watch me give him an extremely convincing breakup speech, while crying and holding his hand. He then proceeded to fake a heart-attack, scream at the top of his lungs begging me to stay with him and then ran away into the distance telling us he no longer had a reason to exist. This is a pretty normal day for us. MLIA

A few days ago, I was in the lunch line with a few friends. Two of my friends are "going out" and were holding hands. The lunch lady saw this and said "Aww, love birds". So I walked in between them, put my arm around both of them and the lunch lady then said: "Ohh threesome". MLIA

"I love the girl, I really do, but if she says that we would make a good couple one more time I might slap her. She knows your gay!" Mercedes fumed to Kurt after the thirteenth time that day Brittany mentioned them dating.

"I think I might have confused her when I had my brief identity crisis…"

"She is never going to stop until one of us gets a boyfriend or we date. So one of us needs to get a boyfriend."

"And by one of us you mean you, unless you are hiding a gay man. And if you are I don't know if I'll be responsible for what I do to you."

"Well, then, help me find a man. I'm sick of her telling us, 'Aww, you two are so cute together! You should date! We could double!' It was cute at first, but now-"

"Let me guess, Brittany still won't let it go?" Tina asked, joining the two in the music room.

"Yeah." Kurt and Mercedes answered in unison.

"Why don't you just fake date for a day or something then stage a huge break-up? That way Brittany will know that you two are not meant to be together and she will drop it."

"Tina, you are a genius!" Kurt yelled hugging the Asian. "Mercedes we have some planning to do after Glee."

"So, let me get this straight. Tomorrow, in front of Brittany, you are going to ask me out. And then sometimes throughout the day, again when Brittany's around, we will have a huge fight and break-up." Mercedes asked making sure she had the plan down.

"Yes."

"Sounds good to me."

Mercedes stood next to Brittany, making small talk, as she waited for Kurt to ask her out. She was starting to regret agreeing to this because she had feeling for the boy before and didn't want those to resurface, but also, she was wondering how everyone would react. Only Tina, and most likely Artie, knew about there plan. Thank God it was Friday and it would give the population of McKinley High time to recover.

"Hey Brittany, Hey Mercedes." Kurt said, trying to sound a little shy, "Can I talk to you?"

"Sure, do you want to go somewhere private?"

"No. It's okay. Brittany can stay. I was just wondering if… um… if you would like to be my… um…" Then Kurt, trying to put out all the stops, mumbled the last part of his sentence.

"What was that?"

Kurt cleared his throat. "Would you like to be my girlfriend?" Kurt finally asked as he produced a single red rose. If Mercedes didn't know he was gay and this was all just some plan she would have believed that the smaller boy was really asking her out.

"Um… yea." Mercedes answered, trying to sound as convincing as Kurt had been.

"I knew you two should date!" Brittany exclaimed excitedly.

Word got around the school fast that they were dating. Many thought it was just a joke or a stupid rumor. Some were shocked because they thought Kurt was gay. Some even thought that they were already dating. The Glee club members were asking questions throughout the day.

First there was Rachel's, "Are you trying to hide who you really are again, Kurt? You can meet with my Dad's if you want." Kurt just walked away from the drama queen before he spilled the secret, knowing she would tell.

Then there was Mike, Matt, and Santana just wondering what was going on. Mercedes tried beating around the bush and managed to until the cheerleader left, before she told Mike and Matt. Mainly because she didn't want Matt to get the idea that she was off the market.

Finn just congratulated both of them, but the most interesting reaction of all was Puck's.

"Dating?" Puck asked as her walked up to the two.

"Yes. Got a problem with it?" Kurt asked boldly.

"Besides the fact that you are gayer than a rainbow," He said this as he pointed at Kurt, then switched his gaze to Mercedes, "and you have a major crush on Matt. I don't think so."

"I'm obviously not gay. I dated Brittany and I'm dating Mercedes."

"Dating a girl doesn't make you any straighter, trust me." He said, giving Kurt's shoulder a light squeeze, before he walked away.

"Well, that was… odd." Kurt commented still looking after the long gone jock.

"Yeah it was… Well, I have to go to class. See you at lunch."

"Everyone is staring."

"Of course they are staring Kurt. We are fabulous. Come on, lets get lunch." Mercedes said as she grabbed Kurt's hand and dragged him toward the lunch line.

As the two walked it seemed that all eyes were on them, at least to Kurt. But, when he looked around only one or two seemed to be looking there way. They two got their lunches and were about to pay when the lunch lady saw that they were holding hands.

"Aww. Young love. How cute. It's nice to see an interracial coup-" The lunch lady was saying until Puck came along behind them wrapping his arms around the so called couple. "Oh, a threesome. Well, to each there own."

"Oh, no. It's not… it's just me and-" Kurt tried to explain to the lady.

"You know us crazy kids! But, really I'm only in it for this hot piece of ass." Puck jokingly said as he pulled Kurt closer.

Kurt, not wanting to be embarrassed any further, paid for his and Mercedes food and left. Puck and Mercedes, who was trying not to laugh, followed. When they got to their seats Kurt rounded on Puck.

"What the hell was that?" Kurt whisper-yelled.

"It was just a joke. Chill out."

"You have to admit it was kind of funny." Mercedes said as she finally let her laughter out.

"Hey, tonight we are having another game night, you comin'?" Puck asked before the smaller boy could continue with his tantrum.

"Fine."

"You ready for the break-up?" Kurt asked Mercedes as they walked towards the music room, for once thankful for all the extra rehearsals they were having for regionals so that they only had to do this in front of the club.

"Yeah. Oh, I told Schue about this and he just laughed and said okay, I mean he already knew I had to miss for my dentist appointment, so he didn't care."

"Alright, let's go." Kurt entered the room first, checked to make sure Brittany was in the room, and texted Mercedes telling her to go.

"Where the hell have you been?" Mercedes screamed at Kurt.

"Where have I been? Last time I saw you, you were all over that one guy with that tacky, over-the-top graphic shirt!" Kurt yelled back just as loud.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and watched the two scream at each other. The argument continued on for another five minutes before Mercedes ended the screaming with, "I wish I had never said yes to dating you!"

"Is that how you really feel?" Kurt asked softly.

"Yes."

"Well, then I guess we should break-up."

"I guess so." Mercedes said, making her voice crack on the last word. She then ran out of the room.

The music room held many different emotions at this point. Rachel felt bad for the two, even though she suspected it was fake. Finn was confused. Santana didn't really care. Artie and Tina were trying to hide the fact that they wanted to laugh. Brittany felt like it was her fault. Mike and Matt quickly left the room so they could laugh, even though they said they were going to check on Mercedes. And Puck was slightly amused, but you couldn't tell by looking at his face.

"Nice break-up, Kurt." He said, trying to look like he was comforting the boy.

"Shut up, Puck."

"Kurt I am so sorry I pushed you two into dating! It's all my fault!" Brittany said as she hugged Kurt.

"It's not your fault. We were just not meant to date. We are just better off as friends." He said trying to calm her down.

"But, what if you can't be friends after this?"

"I promise you by Monday we will be back to the way we were."

"Really?"

"Promise."

Wow... I really got into this one... This is so much longer than the others... I don't if that means its good or just that there is even more crap... ANYWAY, reviews are welcome. :D