Disclaimer: I still own nothing! But, I have a new and improved plan to kidnap... I mean borrow... Mark Salling... :D

So how about that episode! Made me love Burt Hummel even more! Can you say best dad ever!

Today my friend and I spent an hour at target, in front of a security camera pretending to kill each other in various ways. Time well spent. MLIA

Some guys decided to chase me leading into an epic bike chase. I managed to swerve around every moving car. Feeling quite proud of this, I yelled back at the guys that they'd never catch me. Several seconds later, not only did they catch me, but I flipped over a parked car. MLIA

'That wuz gr8! me & mike had to leave the room we were laughin 2 hard!' Matt texted Mercedes in the hallway as Mike and him tried to collect themselves enough to go back into the music room for Glee.

"I can't believe they believed that! Well, I can believe that Brittany believed it, but did you see Finn's face? Oh, man!" Mike said, wiping away the tears of laughter that still remained on his face.

"Finn isn't exactly the sharpest tool either." Matt replied as he read Mercedes reply. "Well, you ready to go back in?"

"Yeah, I'm good. Oh, Puck was wondering if we could pick up snacks for game night. You wanna go right after Glee?"

"Sure. Targets on the way to my house anyway." Said Matt, still texting Mercedes.

The two went back into the music room and assured Brittany (and Finn) that Mercedes was perfectly fine. Practice went fairly normally after the incident. And soon the boys were off to Target with a list of food and drinks that Puck handed them, which contained mostly just food, but also for some reason unknown to Mike (although Matt had an inkling) there was some really healthy food that he only knew existed because of his extremely health conscience mother and tea. But, he quickly forgot about it when Matt's text ringer went off for the tenth time since they got into the car.

"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like the girl, I mean you were texting her all Glee. And when you first saw her and Kurt together you looked like someone just killed your puppy." Matt looked at his best friend like he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

"I don't know what you're talking about… I don't like her. We are just friends… Yup… Just friends…" Matt cursed himself for not being able to lie to Mike.

"Right… I'm going to pretend that you didn't just blatantly lie to me. Anyway, you better ask her out soon because someone is going to snatch her up for real."

"I know. But, what if he says no?" Matt sighed, "It'll just be weird at practice and I don't want her to feel awkward around me or obligated to say yes."

"Matt… Helen Keller could see that you two like each other! Just DO IT!" Mike told his friend as they arrived at their destination.

"I don't know… Are you sure?"

"Why don't you just ask Kurt tonight if he knows who she likes? Or do you want to go middle school and have me do it?" Mike teased his friend as he grabbed a shopping cart.

"I'll do it, asshole."

The two split the list and went their separate ways to get all the supplies for tonight. Half an hour later Matt found Mike making faces into one of the security cameras, with his shopping cart off to the side.

"What are you doing?" He asked, wondering if the boy had finally snapped.

"Making faces. I figured whoever has to watch these taps must get bored so I thought I would entertain them for awhile. Wanna join?" Matt replied by parking his cart next to Mike's and pretended to kill his friend. To which Mike responded by falling down "dead" for a few seconds before dramatically rising from the dead a proceeded to "eat" his friends brains.

The two spent the better part of an hour killing each other over and over before they remembered that they still needed to buy the snacks and stop at Matt's before going to Puck's.

They bought the food and drove as fast as they could to Matt's to grab the games and leave. Unfortunately, Matt's brother, Tyler, and his friends were playing the one Matt really wanted, which resulted in the two arguing and ended, as always (for some unknown reason), ended in them having a bike race.

Mike didn't understand where or when this tradition of theirs had started, but he was extremely familiar with the routine. As always when he was there he stood at the finish so he could determine who won.

Matt and Tyler waited for the signal from Mike before they were off. They both dodged the people and cars as they headed towards the finish. Matt pulled ahead and probably would have won if at that moment Mercedes hadn't texted him. Matt, being completely heels over head for the girl, went to look at the text. When he thought back on the race he had to laugh because what happened next was just too funny.

Matt started to open the text as Mike was shouting at him to watch where he was going and his brother behind him trying to pass him. Matt looked up a split second before he hit the parked car and flipped over it, bike and all. Luckily, Matt landed in a pile of leaves in his neighbor's yard. He was fine other that a few scrapes here and there, but lost the race. Mike couldn't stand he was laughing so hard, Tyler was doing a victory dance, and Matt just continued to lay on the ground in shock.

After a few minutes passed Matt stood up, brushed the leaves off of him, told Tyler he would win next time, and then of course answered Mercedes text message.

"Are you done yet?" He said as he made his way over to his still laughing friend, who, by this point, had tears streaming down his face.

"That. Was. EPIC! I wish I got it on tape."

"Let's just go to Puck's." Matt walked towards the car trying to ignore the random bouts of laughter still coming from Mike.

"I can't wait until the guys hear about this!"

'It's going to be a long night…' Matt thought to himself as his text ringer went off again. 'At least it wasn't in front of Mercedes…'

I'm not sure how I feel about this one... But I needed some Mike and Matt in my world!