Disclaimer: Yet again, I own nothing… sad, sad day.

Sorry this is a shorter chapter, but it's summer and it's pretty out so I want to swim, so stop bugging me! lol, jk! :-P


A few days a go, I fell asleep at my friend's birthday party in the floor. I woke up with 1 and a half blue legs, a purple heart on my thigh that said I LOVE Logan(My boyfriend)half a marker mustache, and marker on my chest. My friend proceeds to say avatar transformation 50% complete. Can you say heavy sleeper? MLIA

I'm spending the night at my friend's house and she has passed out. She talks in her sleep. She just said, in a voice that sounded completely awake, "No Darth Vader, I am YOUR father." I love my friend. MLIA

"That was awesome! We should do that more often!" Mercedes exclaimed when all the girls (and Kurt) were back in the house and settled on the couches and chairs.

"What? Attack unsuspecting people or shoot people with nerf guns?" Quinn joked with the larger black girl.

"Both!"

After a few more minutes of discussion of the ambush they decided to put on some movies and have their girl talk. They learned a lot about each other that without this little bonding experiment would have gone unknown, like:

-Santana and Puck never actually had sex

-This was Rachel's first ever slumber party

-Kurt had an older brother that lived in New York and he planned to move in with him after graduation

-Tina and Mike are cousins

The girls became closer as the night went on, Santana even admitted to not wanting to kill Rachel… as much.

After many hours of talking everyone but Kurt, Santana, and Quinn started to drift off. That's when Santana got the brilliant idea of making Rachel's first slumber party a memorable one. She decided that the perfect way to do that was by doing the "classic," as she said, slumber party pranks. It didn't take much convincing to get Kurt and Quinn to help.

The trio started off by putting not one or two, but all of her bras in the freezer. After that little adventure things started to get a little crueler, like how the duct taped her to the floor. But the best thing they did was what they wrote all over her. But they made sure to use washable markers because they didn't want to hear Rachel complain if it wouldn't come off.

Kurt took over writing on her legs as the girls did the arms and torso. When they were finished she had song lyrics from Wicked all over her legs, a heart surrounding her and Jesse's initials, a curly mustache, random doodles, and across her back was decorated by: Kurt, Quinn, and Santana.

Overall it took a little over a half hour to write all over Rachel. The trio was amazed that she didn't wake up, although one time she did stir, but that was because they were laughing at what Brittany was saying in her sleep.

They weren't sure what she was dreaming about but the girl said, in a voice that seemed more awake than she sounded when she was conscious, "No Darth Vader, I am YOUR father!" The blond then proceeded to have a five minute long conversation with herself ending with her telling "Darthy," as she nicknamed him, that killing people is wrong and he should go apologize for all the mean things he did.

The trio decided, no matter Rachel's reaction to their harmless pranks, that they should have a slumber party again.


I reworte this ending a few times, but each way seemed rushed... oh well. It's two and I'm tired... lol