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Sorry about the long wait. School stuff... :-P

Today, my mom told me that when I was 6, I turned down the chance to ride with Prince Charming on his parade float in Disney World. So, basically I will never have a boyfriend if Prince Charming isn't good enough for my high standards. MLIA

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. My dad offered to let me use the truck because it has "great four wheel drive and can run over anything." Thanks dad. MLIA

Yesterday, I found out that my boyfriend of 6 months had been cheating on me. I was really depressed about it, so I texted my bestie to see if she wanted to come over and cheer me up. A couple hours passed when I finally got a text back from her saying to meet her at my ex's house. When I got there I found a bunch of people with megaphones standing on his front lawn. My friend handed me a mic and everyone simultaneously sang "gives you hell" by the All American Rejects. We ended up waking up his whole house, which included all the friends he had over. The look on his face was priceless, and i can safely say I have the bestest best friend ever! MLIA

Rachel couldn't believe she fell for that ass. She knew it was a bad idea, everyone made sure to tell her that, but she did it anyway and now she was covered in poor unborn baby chicks. She wasn't sure how long she had been sitting in the parking lot. All Rachel knew was that her heart was in pieces, she couldn't stop crying, and the smell (and sight) of the eggs were making her a little nauseous. She knew she should move, but just didn't have the strength to do so.

Kurt was on his way to his car ready to head home when he heard this strange squeaking type sound. He tried to ignore it, but curiosity got the best of him and he made his way towards the noise. He just passed Puck's monstrosity of a truck when he saw it, or her rather. He saw a crumpled up version of Rachel, he could tell because of the atrocity of her outfit. As he got closer Kurt could see how truly distraught the diva was. Kurt didn't think he could ever feel anything but annoyance when it came to Rachel Berry, but seeing her curled in a ball, puffy red eyes, tears streaming down her face and soaking her shirt, and covered with eggs… He could help but to hate whomever did this to her. No one, not ever Rachel, deserved this.

"Rachel… Are you okay?" Rachel jumped, not knowing Kurt was there.

"I'm fine. Just go." She tried and failed to say with a steady voice.

"No. Now, you are going to come with me to get cleaned up. Come on."

Rachel looked at the hand Kurt had extended towards her, wondering whether or not this was some joke, wondering if he just wanted to get a photo and then show the entire school. But when she looked into his eyes she could tell that this wasn't some sick joke, and she grabbed his hand.

When they got to Kurt's house Kurt had Rachel wait for him to grab a towel -having used the one from his car for her to sit on because she was not ruining his baby- for her to get most of the egg off her before she entered the house. After she showered Kurt gave her some of his sweats and started to rewash her hair just to make sure that they were no more eggs in her hair.

"So… Who did it?" Kurt asked as he massaged shampoo into her hair.

"Vocal Adrenaline. I can't believe Jesse would do that! I'm never going to find someone ever again. Once when I was little my dads took me to Disney World and I turned down the chance to ride with Prince Charming in the parade. Prince Charming! I mean he's supposed to be perfect and I turned him down! How am I ever going to find someone to fit those standards? They have to be better that Prince-"

"Rachel, honey, calm down. You're becoming hysterical again. You will find someone else. Besides he is a jerk. Although I really didn't think he was capable of this… You know… If you want to borrow my baby for a little spin or want to take a ride with me she has great four wheel drive. Runs over anything. And I know a few people who will help us hide the body and clean the car… Just saying…"

"Thanks for the offer…" She said with a bit of her confidence returning to her voice. "Kurt, why are you helping me? I thought you hated me."

"We may not be great friends or anything, but I don't hate you. And even if I did I couldn't just leave you sitting there. No one deserves that! Well, except Jesse…" He said simply as he rinsed her hair. "There. If there was any left before, it's gone now."

"Thank you, Kurt. For everything."

"No thanks needed. Want to watch Grease?"

"Sure."

"Who turns down Prince Charming?" Rachel just looked at the small boy next to her and started to laugh for the first time in what seemed like ages.

[later in the day]

When Finn got home from Sheets-N-Things he was surprised to find Rachel asleep on the couch. He was just about to wake her up when Kurt walked in the room and motioned for him to follow him.

"What's Rachel doing here?" Finn asked once they were in the kitchen.

Kurt explained everything Jesses and Vocal Adrenaline had done to her. The hatred Finn held for Jesse before was nothing compared to the utter hatred and loathing he felt towards him now. He knew he couldn't personally attack the boy or do something like slash his tires again, but he had to think of something to at least make Rachel feel better.

"We need to do something…" He finally said.

"I was hoping you would say that. Call up everyone in Glee and tell them to meet at Mercedes. She knows they are coming." Kurt said not giving Finn a single clue what they were doing.

"Okay, but… what are we doing?"

[even later in the day]

Two hours ago Kurt told Finn his plan and left to tell everyone else. He had been ordered to get Rachel to "the spot" when told and to not tell Rachel anything. Luckily Rachel only asked when Finn got there and he didn't have to think of a lie. The trouble was keeping Rachel from leaving to go home. She was starting to get suspicious when finally Kurt texted Finn telling him to get to "the spot." It was time.

"Finn Hudson! Where are we going?" Rachel demanded as Finn started the car.

"I can't tell you. It's a surprise." He said simply.

After only a few minutes of driving they turned onto a street had become very familiar with.

"Why are we here? Take me home!" Rachel couldn't fathom why Finn would take her here. Why in all the places in Lima would he take her to Jesse St. James house?

"Trust me." Finn said simply parking directly in front of His house.

As soon as they parked the other Gleeks got out of their cars that were parked in various places on the street and walked over to Finn and Rachel.

"What is going on? You guys aren't going to do something illegal are you? I won't be a part of that!"

"Relax. We just thought you would like to sing Jesse St. Jackass a little song." Matt said with a little smirk on his face.

"What are you talking about?"

"Remember when you sang 'Gives You Hell' to me? Well, we thought you could do the same type of thing for Jesse. Make him realize what he is missing."

"Oh… What songs?" Rachel asked slightly interested, as it did involve singing.

"'Gives You Hell,' of course. 'Why Did I Ever Like You' by P!nk if you know it. Songs like that." Quinn suggested.

"Okay. Um… Is he home? Are we just going to sing from down here?" Rachel asked for once in her life actually nervous.

"Yes to both. You can do this Rachel." Finn said seeing that she was in fact scared.

"Okay…"

Rachel sang like never before and the look on Jesse's face when he looked out his window only to see Rachel and the other Gleeks was priceless. They sang all the songs they thought of that would tell Jesse that he was a jerk before they left without a word to the amazed Jesse.

[on the way to Rachel's house]

"Thank you Finn, Kurt. That was great."

"It was all Finn's idea." Kurt said giving Finn a look that said he should just go with it.

"Oh. Thanks a lot, Finn. Nobodies ever done something like that for me before."

"Your welcome."

I hope this wasn't too terrible... I'm a little out of practice... :-P