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A/N: So... This is kind of a filler chapter... These are just a few stories I wanted to use, but didn't know where else to fit them in... So... I hope it's not too jumbled and actually makes sense... lol
During dinner, my parents were starting to argue. My 15 year old brother, not wanting a fight, puts his hands out and goes "Everybody stop what you're doing right now and look at my succulent thighs". Naturally, they immediately stopped arguing. MLIA
Today, My girlfriend told me she loved me. I tried to be romantic and tell her "I've loved you for 10 months- Known it for 8- and been able to love you completely as mine for 6 months." We where 5 centimeters away from kissing when I realized my roommate was watching us with a bowl of popcorn leaning into us and whispering to himself- "here it comes..." MLIA
Today, I told my sister that her son, my nephew, is cute. She quickly responded with "thanks, I made him." Best. Answer. Ever. MLIA
The club was on edge as they sat in their dressing room. They just saw Vocal Adrenaline perform and they were good. No one wanted to say it, but they were scared.
Brittany and Santana sat in the corner, Brittany resting her head on Santana's shoulder. Artie sat next to Tina, rubbing her shaking hand with his thumb. Mercedes, Matt, and Mike take up the couch, Mercedes constantly checking the time on her phone, Matt and Mike playing some bizarre version of rack, paper, scissors. Quinn stands next to the couch, rubbing her belly. Kurt sits with his head in his hands, Puck next to him rubbing his back to calm him down. Finn watches Rachel from his seat as she paces.
Finally Rachel can't be quiet any longer.
"Guys, we can do this! We are way better than them and have a million more times heart! We will totally beat the-"
"Rachel, shut up. You know we don't have this!" Santana interrupted the small brunette.
"She's just trying to help!" Finn leapt into Rachel's defense.
After that the room exploded with noise. Almost everyone was trying to top one another. It was utter chaos. Only Quinn, Tina, and Artie really stayed out of it. The three looked at one another not really knowing what to do. They knew they needed to stop it before someone threw a punch. Artie said the first thing that came into his head…
"Everybody STOP what you're doing and look at my succulent thighs!"
The rest of New Directions froze and then in unison looked at the boy in the wheelchair, unsure of what just happened.
There was a long pause before Mike broke into a fit of laughter at the absurd sentence. Soon the rest followed, the petty argument from before were forgotten.
Tina leaned over to her boyfriend, "Succulent thighs?" she questioned, still somewhat giggling.
"I don't know. It was the first thing that popped into my head." Tina gave him an odd look, "Well, it worked."
After Artie's much needed interjection New Directions seemed to calm down quite a bit and just in time because their performance time was quickly approaching.
"Alright guys everyone get to where they need to be. You are on in five." Mr. Schuester announced as he walked into the room. "Go kick butt!"
Everyone quickly left the room except Puck, who was getting his tie retied the correct way by Kurt, Finn, and Rachel, both of whom were oblivious to the other two boys.
"Come on, Finn. We gotta go."
"Rachel wait. I have to tell you something first…" Rachel looked at him expectantly, Puck and Kurt glanced at each other and sat down to watch. "Rachel. I've only known you since the beginning of this year, but since I first met you, I felt like we just had this connection. You really seem to understand me. I know that you just got out of your relationship with… him… But, I just need you to know that I love you."
Rachel's mind was racing. Finn loved her, really loved her. She leaned up towards him, only a few centimeters away from his lips when…
"Here it comes!" Puck said as he nudged Kurt in the ribs. Then both of the boys started to chant, "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
If looks could kill Finn and Rachel would have been charged for murdering the two boys. Before either of them could yell at them Mr. Schuester walked back in telling them to hurry to their spots.
The next few hours were a blur for New Directions. The performance, Quinn giving birth, and sadly not placing at regionals. The group was sad they didn't place, but it didn't hit them quite yet because of the joy of Quinn's baby.
After the ceremony the rest of New Directions that wasn't at the hospital joined their other half, hoping to see the newborn. A few at a time were allowed into Quinn's room.
Quinn and Puck sat in their staring at the beautiful thing they had created. The next group of their friends started to walk in.
"She's so cute." Tina said, as Puck handed Beth to her.
"Thanks, I made her." Quinn said with a small smile.
"Hey, I helped!" Puck joked, trying not to think of how he would have to give her up for her own good.