Disclaimer: I still own nothing. If I did Kurt and Puck would be together, just sayin'

A/N: I am SOO sorry I haven't updated in forever. I have finals and honestly I was being a lazy bum.

Today, my best guy friend walked into school and he looked very depressed. When I asked him what was wrong, he proceeded to tell me how he had gotten pulled over for going 57mph in a 55 zone, and that he had gotten a ticket. I asked in total disbelief, "You got a ticket for going 57 in a 55?" His reply? "No, I got the ticket because I called the cop a douche bag." I love my friends. MLIA

When I was younger, one of the cool kids in the class got a black eye. How? He hit himself with a spoon. HisLIA

Today, I was sitting in my geometry class next to my guy friend. He looked in his bookbag and yelled "UGH it broke!" acting all upset. I asked what broke. He looked at me with a serious expression and replied "My poptart." MLIA

"Hey, Puck. Are you okay? Are you still upset about Beth? It is okay if you are upset. That was your daughter. Do you want to talk about it?" Kurt bombarded Puck with his concern upon seeing the other boys face.

"No, it's not that. I mean… I am angry, but I promised myself and Quinn that I would be okay with whatever Quinn chose and she wanted to give her away, which is probably for the best."

"Then what's wrong?"

With a dramatic sigh Puck started, "I was on my way to school and I got a pulled over for going 37 in a 35 zone and the douche bag cop gave me a ticket."

"You really got a ticket for going two over the speed limit? That is kind of stupid."

"No, I got a ticket for calling the cop a douche bag for pulling me over." Kurt looked up a Puck in disbelief. "Well, he was a douche bag."

"You really called a cop a douche bag." Puck nodded. "You are terrible." Kurt said with a smile before leading Puck to their class.

"Why are you dragging me to class? I'm already having a bad morning and this will just make it worse." Puck pouted.

"Because I am your friend and as your friend it is my duty to make sure that you attend the classes. At least the ones that I have with you. Plus, it's fun torturing you." Kurt stated as he took out his book. "Now sit down and at least pretend to listen."

Puck whispered a quick fine and started to rummage through his backpack. A minute later Puck erupted.

"UGH! It broke! Man…"

Kurt looked at his friend with a confused face before responding, "Um… What broke?"

Puck looked over at Kurt with one of the most serious expressions Kurt has ever seen and said, "My pop-tart."

Unable to contain his amusement Kurt burst into laughter.

"It's not funny! Today sucks."

"Aww, poor baby. If it makes you feel any better, you're cute when you pout."

By the time lunch rolled around Puck's day had not gotten much better. All he wanted to do was to go home and play some video games to take his mind off of this day. At lunch he decided to sit with the glee kids, but that was a bad idea as everyone wanted to know what was wrong and would not let it go. He knew he should have sat with the football players, but he just had to sit by Kurt, damn crush…

"Puck, dude, just tell us what's wrong." Artie said for the tenth time.

"Nothing is wrong." Puck said gesturing with the spoon he was holding and hitting himself in the eye. "Really? That just happened?" Puck said to the spoon. "How bad does it look?"

"It's going to bruise, but there is no cut or anything." Rachel stated once she examined her friends eye.

"That's it. I'm going home. I'll see you all tomorrow." With that Puck got up and left the rest of the glee club sitting there staring after him.

Sorry it could be longer and I'm sorry again for the wait. I will try to get the next chapter up soon before the lazy takes hold of me again.