"I thought you said we were only going a mile!" Yki complained after a few minutes. "And were here." Cascade said. Yki looked up to see a cute little hotel in front of her. "Were staying here for the night?" "Yes, and tomorrow we should be at the base." "Where in the world are we?" "A bit outside the fire country." "That fast?" "I used a jutsu. Just stay quiet and don't try to run away." Cascade said, taking the binds off her. "Where's Deidara?" "That fool should be in an about an hour." "And what about Tobi?' "That fool I myself am not even sure of." And with that, Cascade grabbed Yki by her hand and pulled her inside. "I would like one room with three beds." Cascade told the woman at the counter, he nearly jumped at his site. She had hearts in her eyes and was stuttering the whole time. Once in the room, Cascade bound Yki up once more. The two of them sat on opposite sides, waiting for Deidara to enter.

Cascade began the countdown inside his head, and somewhere along it, he began to say it outloud without realizing it. Yki had a questioning look. "5...4...3...2...1..." And with that, Deidara burst through the door, looking like he had just gone through hell. He had leaves and twigs sticking out of his usually perfect hair, and his cheeks were flaming. Yki blushed a little at the sight, because it was kind of adorable, and she had some weird urge to hug him. Which WAS weird. Cause he's such a freak. She was so wrapped up in her own thoughts that she didn't realize he began speaking, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, YOU PRISSY BLONDE?" He screamed at Cascade. Cascade fakely stuck a finger in his ear, moved his hand slightly and stared at the finger once he pulled it out. "Geez, yell louder next time. I don't think they could hear you at the base." "FUCK YOU, YOU OVER-DRESSED, MANYLY FUCKNUT OF A WOM-." Deidara's mouth was zipped shut once again, and Cascade was glaring a warning glare. He slowly unzipped Deidara's mouth, but Yki was confused. Manly? Why would that be an insult?...

"Look, you pompous, kiss-ass, cock-sucker," Cascade started while still glaring, "Keep your fucking mouth shut." Deidara snickered, "Or WHAT?"

"You don't. Wanna. Know."

Yki interjected, "Excuse me, but it IS getting late, and well...a girl's gotta eat~. So..."

The two blondes snapped out of their dream state for a minute, to lend their glares to Yki. She shivered under their stare. "Or...y'know, I could starve and die before we get there...that's cool too." Deidara let out an exhausperated sigh, "Bro, let's continue this later. The princess demands pampering." "Agreed." Cascade nodded. Yki blushed. Who said anything about being a princess...?

Cascade goes downstairs to pick up some ramen, leaving Yki alone with Deidara. He practically falls onto the bed next to her, lying in the middle of it while she sat on the edge. Yki blushes even more and tries to look away, but Deidara grabs her chin again,

This time not as rough as before. Now, its gentle. "I can totally see you blushing." "No you can't." Yki laughingly replied, trying to laugh it off. "Hmm." Deidara said, smirking and letting her chin go. "So...where's Tobi?" She asked. "Like I give a shit where he is, after throwing you like that. You could've died, un!" "Right, and you need to

Hold me hostage for Naruto."

"And it would've been a shame to see such a pretty face die so soon." This made Yki turn red. Deidara sat up on the bed, and before he did what she thought he was going to do(give her a kiss, you smut loving person) Cascade walked in with about 10 bowls of Ramen. Deidara pulled away before his lips touched her's and helped Cascade get everything settled. Yki suddenly realized something. How was she going to eat all tied up?

Yki sighed. Was she really about to do what she thought she was going to do? Well, if it means escaping…

(This part isn't even smut and I had trouble writing this. LMFAO) Yki laid herself down on the bed, making sure she was in a position that showed some cleavage.

"Hey, Deidara, Cascade?" She said, making sure she had their attention.

They both turned to her, and already Deidara's eyes popped.

"Do you think you could loosen these bonds a little bit? They are soooooooooo tight." She made sure to pull her skirt up just a bit while saying that last line.

Cascade could see Deidara's boner. It was kind of pathetic.

"Dei, do you not see what she's doing? Think with your brain, not your dick dude!"

Yki responded by puckering her lips at him.

Cascade was about to make her bonds tighter, but then decided to do something entertaining instead.

"Well, since this room has a bathroom and a T.V., there's no reason for you to leave. Not like either one of us would let you. And since you'll be constantly supervised by at least one of us, there's zero chance of you escaping. So why don't we let you be free for tonight?"

"Really?" She said.

"Yes. On one condition."

Yki paused and stared at him. "What?"

"You have to kiss either me or Deidara for at least ten seconds."

"WHAT!" Yki and Deidara said at the same time.