Disclaimer: I own nothing except a few CDs and DVDs.

A/N: Sorry I was studying abroad this summer and then I had to adjust to my new classes! I am the worst! I don't deserve such amazing people to read this!

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend had a picture of us together as his background on his Ipod. I have Yoda as my background. MLIA.

Last week, my friend was complaining that he couldn't find one of his textbooks. It's the end of the year, so everyone is supposed to be turning them in. A few days later, he said he found it. He was looking inside the ceiling in one of the English classes when, to his surprise, it fell out. I'm not even going to ask. MLIA.

today my friend informed me the only reason he doesn't have a girlfriend is because i fufill all his desires and needs except for his physical ones. we're both guys and i have a girlfriend. im terrified. MLIA

"Hey M, I have some bad news…" Matt shifted from foot to foot, watching Mercedes empty her locker.

"Are you officially leaving me for Kurt? I knew that thing in the glee room wasn't nothing!" Mercedes giggled.

"No, this is serious." Mercedes looked over at Matt, wondering what it could be. "I'm… I'm moving to Seattle. My mom got a really good job offer and she couldn't turn it down."

"Oh… So, I guess this means we are over." Mercedes said with a slightly shaky voice.

"Yeah, but, I still have a few weeks. We aren't leaving until the middle of summer and since we only have a few days of school left we can spend basically everyday together and then by the time I have to leave you will be sick of me." Matt tried to break the serious mood.

"Shut up. Don't be funny right now." Mercedes tried to hide her smile. Matt kissed her on the cheek as the bell rang.

Matt pulled out his phone and took a picture of the beautiful girl in front of him.

"What are you doing?"

"I wanted to update my background picture of you. I liked the last one, but it was from right when we started dating so I thought I would get a new one and you look so cute when you laugh."

"You are too much, Matthew Rutherford. I can't believe I'm the background to your phone. I feel like a terrible girlfriend, now!"

"Why?"

Mercedes pulled out her phone and showed Matt the picture that was set as her background. Matt laughed as he saw a picture of Yoda.

"Yoda! I love it. You are such a closet dork!"

"Get out of here. Go to class."

"Did you tell her?" Mike asked as soon as Matt entered the classroom.

"Yes. We didn't really talk about it, but I think she likes my idea of hanging out basically every day until I leave and then we would officially break up."

"That's good." Mike looked through his backpack and pulled out his chemistry book. "Did you ever find your book for this class? We turn them in today."

"Oh, crap. I can't even remember when I last had it."

"I remember a little after Christmas we were trying to play that prank on Karofsky, but that's the last time I remember seeing it."

It suddenly clicked for Matt. He knew where his book was. Mike watched as Matt got up from his seat and walk to the back of the room. As he stood on a chair the teacher asked what he was doing; he simply replied that he was getting his book. The entire class looked at him like he had lost his mind, but Matt continued his search and moved a tile out of the way. After a minute of searching in the ceiling he pulled out his book and went back to his seat. The whole class sat in complete confusion as the teacher shook her head and continued on with her attendance.

Mike leaned over to his friend, "how did you know it would be there?"

"We used my book to hold the string in place, remember. We just forgot about it after the prank."

"Things like this are why I'm going to miss you. You just… You are the reason I don't have a girlfriend. You fulfill all of my desires, well, except the physical ones. I love you man!" Mike hugged his friend, not allowing him to get out of it until he let go.

"As honored as I am that is a little weird, bro. we need to find you a girlfriend or boyfriend. Hummel's still free."

"As much as I like the kid I don't want Puck to kill me."

Matt was shocked. "You know?"

"I'm not blind."