Chapter Three

A/n: Not much longer now. Poor Tim again, he never stood a chance. Next chapter we will get why Dick is really doing this, beside for the laughs. AND WHY IS IT A PAIN TO DO LINE BREAKS! ARG!

It had been going on for to long now. Tim thought. He had been avoiding Dick for almost two weeks, but that haven't stopped the text messages, the begging to go out to bars with him, and the phone calls were Dick had handed out his number. Those things were manageable in comparison to what Dick had now doing. For the past few morning, Tim had woken to find Dick standing at the foot of his bed, like a crazy ex.

It had to stop. Tim was losing his mind and it was all over something so simple. He was beginning to think that it was worth losing his virginity, just to get Dick off his back about it.

OH MY GOD! I COULD LIE! The thought had never crossed his mind. It was something so simple, why haven't he though of it before. Yes...I will lie to Dick. He will never know.

Tim felt a presence next to him, and he turned to see Batman. "I took care of the mugging. You seem preoccupied." Tim looked over the side of the building to see the mugger sprawled out on the payment like he had been hit by a semi-truck. Which, in a way, he had.

"Sorry, I-"

"Don't care. Get a handle on it." Batman was always short.

Great. Just great. Tonight is not going well. "Can I ask an question?"

"Is it about Crime fighting in Gotham?"

Tim fought just dropping it. But he found he couldn't."No."

"Then it can wait. And I don't care." And with that, Batman left him alone on the roof top.

So much for the joke that the roof tops of Gotham are where heart to hearts happen. Tim thought as he went to follow him.

Tim had let Dick take him out to lunch again, after all, what harm could it do. He was feeling confident. He had won this challenge with not as much as a scratch on him.

"So. You said you have news."

"Yes. And since you have wanted to hear it so bad, here it is. I'm no longer a virgin." Tim took at bite out of his food with a grin on his face, "So there."

Dick let out a laugh, "Well?"

"Well, what?"

"Go on." Dick waved his hand as if to lead Tim on.

Tim had planned his response for this one. "I don't have to. A Gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell."

Dick raised an eyebrow. "Tim, your hand doesn't count."

"It wasn't with my hand. That isn't sex Dick."

"Oh, really, I wasn't sure, because I am talking to a virgin and all." If there was one thing the bat family could do better than crime fighting, it was sarcasm.

"I am not a virgin."

"Really, you said you were going to die a virgin, and now you aren't one. What happened?" Dick was punching a hole in Tim's lie. He had to cover it up.

"I can change my mind."

"Like a teenage girl."

"I am not like a teenage girl."

"You are right, you are like a pregnant teenage girl. Extra hormones."

Tim knew Dick was trying to get under his skin. He was going to get the upper hand. "I have had sex."

Dick said two words that Tim realized he had run into a problem."Prove it."

"What?"

"Prove it. Prove you had sex."

"I didn't film it you sicko."

"That isn't what I mean. Who did you do it with, can I ask her about it?"

"I'm not telling you who I slept with."

"Because there isn't a girl. Just your hand. So which one was it that you spent time with last night, your left or your right?"

"You are sick."

"You keep taking me out to lunch. What does that say about you?"

"Well, I'm not paying for your food, so I don't see how this is me taking you out to lunch. And if you want proof, I can get proof."

"Really?" Dick looked excited.

"I'm not filming myself having sex, you pervert."

Dick didn't seemed phased, "You don't have to. You just have to bring me your mystery woman's panties. And don't think you can get away with just buying a pair."

Well fuck. Tim thought as he jammed more food in his mouth to keep from screaming.