Edited:3/12/2012
Predatory eyes surveyed their surroundings to make sure no one would interrupt their game. Yes this was step one in the week of hell. Picking out the first target who would suffer from this inane idiocy, a lithe body crept (Crashed around like an elephant) up on the chosen victim.
The monk didn't even turn around and say anything no he just stayed bent over picking up wood. For the most part trying to avoid the Taijiyas boomerang. Yes this was perfect. Now to implement Plan Pinch... okay it needed a better name but still. Whistling a merry tune the little miko stepped in front of the purple clad being and grinned.
"Good evening Lady Kagome." He smiled down at the suspiciously perky girl, still unaware as to the hell he'd be going through."How may I help you."
Blinking and pouting she crossed her arms under her breasts, using cause and effect to gain his attention. "I was only wondering if I could help you since it's going to be cold tonight." She shrugged causing her breasts to look as though they would be pushed out of the thin top she she noticed him watching her she blinked innocently as though unaware of her actions and resisted the urge to roll her eyes. "I thought we'd be able to collect more wood and faster if we worked together."
"Ah, Lady Kagome, it warms my heart to see you take pity on a poor soul such as myself." Miroku for the most part was trying hard not to do anything to get the girl to slap him, so he decided on closing his eyes and giving her a strained smile. "Please Do as you like I will not stop you." He nodded and waited for her to get to work before doing his own portion of the job.
All there was in their area was silence until something startled him so bad he dropped all the wood he had gathered. Standing quickly he looked at the miko who frowned at him. The self same miko who was standing behind him with wood in both arms.
"Is something wrong Miroku?" She asked worry seeping into her voice.
"Um... I... Uh... N.. No Lady Kagome. I just thought I heard something is all." Pushing it off he went back to work. It didn't happen again so he shrugged it off. As they made their way back to camp.
Once there they noticed the loud arguement between Shippo and Inuyasha. Deciding on setting the wood of to the side they made their way to the fire and placed the wood out beside it. Kagome bent to drop the wood quickly before Miroku and stayed behind him until he bent over again.
Slowly but surely her hand moved from her side until.
"Lady Kagome!" Miroku spun around and saw the wide grin on her face. "You just... Why would you... What?" Miroku was dumb founded.
"Thank you Miroku for providing my entertainment for the night." She Grinned cheekily."Yes I pinched your butt. And I must say," She crept closer,"I now know why you grope women whenever you get the chance." She then spun and walked away as if nothing had ever happened.
Miroku decided then and there never to grope a woman again. For the rest of the week he stayed away from Kagome. That... that had been creepy.