I'm on a roll here and purposely keeping chapters short so bear with me.

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Sesshoumaru did not know what to expect when he entered his camp. He expected to see Jaken Tied up in some manner and AhUn of doing whatever it was he did on a daily basis. He did not expect to find his brothers wench in the midst of his subjects and humming to a very much asleep Rin.

His eyes narrowed at this. Not only was she in his camp but she was behaving as though she was an alpha of his pack, mothering to a pup that wasn't even her own. Moving silently He approached her expecting Rins scent to be that of a dirty child and surprised when he found no such trace of the day on the girl. No she was drenched in this onnas scent and that wasn't acceptable.

"Ningen." He stated standing as close to her as he dared get for not wanting such a creature to realized he was upset. "Why are you not with the Hanyou." He questioned monotonously.

"Holy shit Sesshoumaru!" She started and grabbed her ugly green shirt. "You scared the hell outta me." She hissed through her teeth as she tried to slow her heart.

"This Sesshoumaru does not repeat himself." He glared at her with a force that could have melted the polar ice caps.

"And this Kagome does not answer ton people who do not ASK questions." She frowned. "Come to think of it I've never heard you ask anyone any damn thing." She tilted her head to study the demon.

"You try my patience, onna." By this point she was pinned to a tree, Rin laying on the ground where she had once been.

"Wait!" She hissed out meeting his icy gaze all the while grasping at the hand around her throat. "I'm lost." She said simply, hoping it would make him understand.

Seemingly appeased he dropped her and waited for elaboration. Kagome knowing he would listen to her so she look a moment to gulp air into her lungs greedily.

Standing shakily she made her way back over to Rin who, amazingly, hadn't woken up from all the commotion. Sitting down with the little girls head in her lap she ran her finger through her hair.

"I had an argument with Inuyasha over something really stupid and when he continued to mistreat me I made him do something that was mean and wrong." She stopped and looked over to where the demon sat against a tree one leg outstretched, the other bent and his lone arm draped over it. "When I tried to apologize he refused to listen so I just told everyone I was going for a bath and left. Truth is I didn't plan on bathing I just wanted to get away. I figured if I went far enough they'd realize I didn't come back and go looking for me. Obviously I was mistaken." She felt the her eyes beginning to sting signaling the tears to come and she held them back.

Sesshoumaru took this time to study the girl. He could never figure out why she stayed with his half brother. Maybe now he'd be able to see it, what enticed people to befriend her. He took in her heart shaped face and porcelain skin. The way her wavy hair framed her face. Her straight nose and rosy lips. The one thing that captivated him was her expressive eyes. He could see the hurt that swam there, the betrayal. He could see how deeply she was hurting and how badly she wanted release from the pain. The pain that was caused by the deep loyalty she felt to those who were good to her.

She is like any bitch this Sesshoumaru has ever met. His brows made a minuscule movement, almost as if he was frowning. If She continues hurting she will do something she will regret. Something that will destroy her question herself.

Kagome quickly wiped away the tears as she looked at the demon lord with a shaky smile. Taking a breath she bowed as much as she could with the child in her lap."Gomen nasai, Sesshoumaru-sama."

The honorific did not escape his notice and his eyebrow shot up into his hairline. She only shook her head in response and went back to playing with Rins hair.

Surveying the camp he realized that Jaken was actually where he expected him to be it was his new appearance that caused him to smirk at the unconscious captive of the two ningen girls.

"I do not believe that the kappa makes a very good Geisha, Miko." He stated simply causing the girls face to screw up as she observed her handiwork.

"Personally I think would have helped if I had a nice wig." She shrugged and giggled as she studied the even uglier toad like being who was strung to a wide tree. "Although it does make him even uglier." She fought back peels of laughter, to no avail.

"Hn." Was his response as he read the saying on her shirt.

Kagome yawned and stood up to unroll her sleeping bag and slip Rin into it.

"Hope you don't mind but I don't really have anywhere else to go." She pleaded after she approached him.

Taking a step back she was surprised by his next actions. Once he'd disappeared into the surrounding forr\est she touched her cheek then ran her hand over the Kanji on her shirt. Making her way over to her sleeping bag she slid in with her face to the fire causing the words emblazoned across the front shimmer. That wasn't what she'd been thinking about when she'd put on her "Kiss Me I'm Irish" shirt after bathing but it would do.

The girl smiled as she slipped into the world of dreams.

...TBC...

Oh man Geisha. I really was gonna put him in something else but the green geisha stuck in my head like no other. And her shirt was enough to make laugh. Hopefully you all can figure out what themes I'm going for from Kagomes actions. Don't worry, April fools Chaps will be up soon along with a few Easter ones. If you have an I idea just send it to me. I don't mind dedicating chapters.