Vaccine

Hotaru: Be ready for another story after this one is finished :D. I would post the new story… but then I will never finish this one. SO, get ready! By the way, this is sort of a filler chapter… Gah, I officially hate writing filler chapters.

Keika: Just saying, I absolutely LOVED the second story~ *hearts* But alas, this story must be finished… TENSION UP.

Chapter 5 (Day 3)

"How far are you along?"

"…I'm working on it…" Shinra grounded out as he added in a drop of a purple liquid into a bubbling green solution of…stuff. Really, no words could describe the peculiar substance in the test tube.

Izaya's smirk widened and he said merrily, "You have four days left Shinra~."

"Yes yes, I almost got it." He added in two drops of a yellow liquid and the liquid started fizzing violently. Anyone with eyes could see that it really shouldn't be trusted.

"You don't sound like it."

"I almost got it…" But alas, fate seemed to be against Shinra today, as Celty entered the room that next minute…and everything Shinra had spent his time on went crashing to the floor. "CELTYYYYYY~!"

Izaya stared down at mess on the floor before starting out of the room, "four days Shinra." He smirked. "Good luck~."


"Ah? Who the hell—"

Shizuko stopped herself suddenly, recognizing the head of yellow hair. She gulped and looked away, trying to look as natural as possible.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" The blonde turned around. "You look famil—"

"Hmm…blonde hair…golden eyes…cigarette…sunglasses…hmmm…" A woman dressed completely in black stepped out of a van, putting a hand in her chin in thought.

"…Shizuo…?" This time, a man in a blue slouchy beanie questioned unsure.

Shizuko slowly turned around and plastered on a pissed off expression, "…Who are you?" She had opted to go with the "I don't know you, who the hell are you, don't bother me" act.

The woman eyes lit up and she suddenly jumped in front Shizuko, "You even sound like him! You really are Shizu-chan!"

"I don't know you, don't bother me."

"And the bartender clothes too!"

"Shut the hell up."

Stars appeared in her eyes as she continued with her hardcore fangirling, "GENDERBENDING IN REAL LIFE! WHO'S THE GENIUS WHO DID THIS!"

Shizuko stared at squealing and cheering girl in front of her, appalled at how dedicated she was in believing that she had been genderbent, even though it was true.

"Shizu-chan looks very good as a guy or a girl!"

Shizuko froze.

The blonde male shook his head as he pulled on her arm, "Erika…I think we should leave…" He glanced at Shizuko nervously.

"…Ah? What did you say…?" She grounded out slowly, a vein throbbing in her forehead.

"Whoa! Calm down Shizuo! But…I still don't get…" The one with the beanie gestured vaguely.

"Vaccine shot. Vaccine. Liquid. Mad scientist—"

"Ah! Shizu-chan took a gender-bending potion for Iza-chan~!"

Everyone froze at that statement.

Shizuko glared intensely, "Whatever. The hell. Make you. Think that…?"

Erika continued on, ignoring the impending danger, "Because you two love each other of course~!"

"…10 seconds…"

A sign was bent.

"Let's go Erika!"

"But Yumacchi!"

"Now!"


Kanra hummed as she entered her bathroom, clad in a pair of short shorts with a red belt, V-neck shirt trimmed with red and knee high loose boots. She smirked into the mirror and started attaching the hair extensions.

She paused in the middle of putting on the last extension and sighed, "Why am I even dressing up…?" She smirked, clipped on the last piece and flipped her hair over her shoulder and laughed. "Hm~ But if I do say so myself, I look pretty damn good as a girl."

Hotaru: Next part of filler chapter for another time. I feel too tired to continue but I felt like I needed to get something out soon. So here it is. Lol


Keika: squeals OK OK OK SO IN THE NEXT CHAPTER SHIZU-CHAN—

Hotaru/Izaya: clamps hand over mouthSSH! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YET!

Shizuo: …What? What the hell happens to me?

Keika: muffled squealing

Hotaru: Uh… Nothing!laughs nervously

Shizuo: Suspicious…glares and growls

Izaya: Really, Shizu-chan~ There's nothing happening~

Hotaru: Probably.

Keika: frees herselfOk, so I WON'T tell what will happen… BUT EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW!

Keika/Hotaru: LEAVE A REVIEW SO THAT WE WILL HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO POST THE NEXT CHAPTER… HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO SHIZU-CHAN~

Izaya: …So they say.smirks

Shizuo: …I'll kill you all.

Izaya: Aw, but you'll miss me~

Keika/Hotaru: …Save it for later chapters.