Vaccine
Keika: Hai hai~ this time, I'm the one writing the chapter~ (Just 'because Hotaru ran out of ideas. Tee-hee.) So it won't be as good. Just saying. But either way, I hope you'll enjoy!
Hotaru: Brain dead, officially brain dead. You can thank Keika for this one. Although this is very short… I wonder why I didn't just add it to the last chapter, oh well.
Chapter 6 (Day 3)
"Shizuo!" A large, burly Russian man called out with a grin on his face. "You finished cross-dressing, yes? Cross-dressing tiring! Sushi give energy. Eat sushi!"
A vein pop. "I'm not cross-dressing, Simon," Shizuo growled, the corners of his smile twitching.
Simon's smile disappeared, and instead it was replaced with a curious stare. "Shizuo a girl?" His grin returned. "Sushi make you manlier! Unlike Izaya! Izaya very girly!"
Kanra, who was approaching Russian Sushi, blushed when she heard Simon's remark. Shizuo turned to where Simon was looking.
"Ah, Iz—Kanra," he said. Then he blinked, and turned to glare at Simon again. "And I'm not a girl." But he added in his head bitterly, 'Only during mornings,'
Simon's smile ceased to waver. "Sushi good. Sushi very good for dates! Shizuo is on date with Izaya! Eat sushi!" he exclaimed happily. People around them turned around to stare, but sighed with what sounded like relief and continued walking when they saw a raven haired female instead of a male. The said informant was, for once (miraculously), rendered speechless.
Shizuo's face was bright and his eyes widened a little as he stuttered. "N—no! I'm not on a date!"
Kanra recovered from the shock, and flashed a smirk at Simon. "Simon, tomorrow? We'll come by both lunch AND dinner—just as long as you keep our little secret, ne~?"
"WHAT little secret?"
Unaffected by Kanra's tone of voice and Shizuo's yelling, he gave a thumbs-up sign to Kanra, smile still apparent on his face. "Ok!"
Kanra returned the smile as she dragged Shizuo off. "Glad to know we came to an agreement~" she said.
Never in his life had Shizuo been more clueless and humiliated about a situation… actually, he had been. He just refused to remember those moments at the time.
Keika: Aren't you guys just PROUD of my little work?
Hotaru: No~ No we're not~
Keika: sulks in corner
Izaya: I'm glad to know that Simon is giving us a little…boostin our relationship, thou—
Shizuo: punches a hole through the wall
Keika: E…heheh… PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW SO THAT MY LIFE WILL SOMEHOW BE SPARED AND I WON'T HAVE TO THROW ANOTHER SHEEP!
Shizuo: throws vending machine at Keika
Keika: dodges…Oh it's on!throws sheep
Hotaru/Izaya: …Well anyway, please leave a review! Thank you, fellow humans~!