Ok. So thanks to everyone that reviewed. I am too lazy to name you all but you know who you are and you guys rock! So yeh. This chapter will probably be a bit of a Tasha Bash but yeh more jokes, pranks and fluff and whatever. SO here goes. Um 3 more chapters were put up today. Read them first!
I woke up that morning in an extravagantly good mood. It was quickly diminished by the sight I walked over too. Tasha wearing a particularly skimpy night dress sleeping very close to Dimitri. Dimitri was on the very edge of the side of the bed opposite Tasha. Obviously trying to get away from her. He was shirtless but that was all I could see. I tried to sneak past so as not tho wake anyone up, but being a light sleeper Dimitri opened his eyes and smiled up at me. My grimace softened into a smile. He pushed himself up till he was standing. He stepped over Tasha and too me. He folded me into his arms and kissed my forehead.
'What are you up too?'
'Just getting some breakfast' I said quietly into his chest. I felt him smile into my head and took my hand in his and we walked to the small kitchen. I rummaged through the pantry until I found what I was looking for. I held them up to Dimitri and grinned.
'DOUGHNUTS!' I grinned at my childishness and I did something I would do for no one else, not even Lissa. I gave him one. He kissed me full on the lips and smiled.
'Thank you Roza.' Gradually everyone else woke up. Soon we were all sitting in a circle ready to play another round of truth or dare. Dimitri started.
'Eddie. Truth or dare?' Eddie looked thoughtful for a moment before answering.
'Dare.' Dimitri frowned. Obviously not planning on this. I have to say he looked awfully cute.
'Go down to the dining hall and sing the llama song really loud then steal any greens off peoples plates and gorge on them like an animal.' It was pretty good I guess. It was always fun to hear the llama song.
Soon we were all down in the dining room. But before Eddie could start we were approached by two people I really hated. Jesse and Ralf.
'Rose I didn't appreciate what you did yesterday, but I will forgive you. For a favour.' He gave me an exaggerated wink and licked his lips, but before I could throw punches someone stepped in. That someone was my father.
'Prostitution is illegal boys.' He said in a very lawyerish voice. He then smiled an incredibly scary smile. They quickly scampered off and Eddie began his performance.
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
True to his word he then proceeded to steal everyone's greens. He threw them on the floor and started eating like an animal. More correctly, started eating like a llama. We all cacked up laughing and ran back to Adrian's room.
'Rose. Dare.' I grinned at that. 'I want you to go to Kirova's office crying. When she asks what's wrong ask about her love life. Than accuse her of being in love with Belikov. When she denies it go all weird. Talk about hot cross buns and walk out of the room.'
And so I advanced towards the old bitch's office. I teared up my eyes and stormed in. She had visitors but I didn't care. Nothing would get in the way of completing the dare. I started bawling and sniffling. She got up and pretended to be concerned, though I could see the anger brimming in her eyes.
'Rose, darling, what's wrong?' Rose darling… wow.
'Everything!' I wailed loudly. Suddenly my face brightened. 'How's your love life?' she appeared taken aback by this and stuttered a couple of words that I couldn't understand. 'OMG! You are in love with Belikov! You are! OMG! OMG! We should have a slumber party and braid each other's hair and paint our nails and tell ghost stories!' Now she was furious.
'1. You have no right to ask about my love life. 2. I am not in love with Belikov…' That was all I needed.
'Hot cross buns and Easter eggs. Bunnies flowers and Hot cross buns…' On it went. I glanced over at the visitors who I now realised was my parents. Shit. I looked up at the ceiling still singing and left the room. When I got back I related the story.
'Tasha. Truth or dare.' She looked at Dimitri in a way which could have been described as loving… I called it oogy.
'Dare.' I grinned mirthlessly. Suddenly she looked really scared.
Hey guys. I know it's a cliff hanger and that sucks but… honestly, I cannot think of a brutally evil dare… catch my drift. Press the sexy blue review button and I love you forever! Better yet… Dimitri love you forever…