CHAPTER 2 OF RETURN OF THE JET
Back to the gold
INTRO THEME SONG
Opens with a look of the economic area where everyone is except the losers who are in losers class which has one seat and a lot of holes. Mike and Zoey are making out while Rachelle is glaring at her with daggers thinking of how to eliminate her.
CONFESSIONALS
Rachelle: I know that Mike is dating Zoey but he hasn't even looked at me once I think its because of Anna Marie so I need both of them gone then I can set up Michelle (Mike and Rachelle) ohh just hearing that makes me happy and I also stole a couple of his shirts." Sniffs them and then that one intern that's almost in every season that wiped the lipstick off of the Camera after Dakota kissed it in the intro song took the shirts away from her with a lot of kicking and crying.
Mike: I do not know why but for some reason I am becoming girl candy and in fact after the show was over I was watching Celebrity Manhunt that I was well the most attractive male on the show that season and they had a test group to show which of my personality were the most wanted in romances." he sighs
Zoey: I do not know what the problem is with Rachelle I am sure she stole some shirts from Mike earlier and then tried to plant them on me. Well I think I will try to get rid of her you know Vets vs Noobs."
Anna Marie: Red is my first target"
CONFESSIONALS OVER
"Hey Losers time for the next challenge we will be falling I mean stopping in Jamaica soon so get ready." Said Chris who was wearing a bead hat with his face on it. After that people went back to getting ready.
FLASH
We are looking at Team Spartans who are right now lying on the ground in a lot of pain I hoped. After eliminating Cameron they were lacking in brain power. Lightening is sleeping with his but in air talking about the super bowl. Jo is working out with Brick and the rest are sleeping for along time.
CONFESSIONALS
Jo: Okay so well I was almost eliminated last time so I am going to have to win this time so I will make sure that I am not distracted by Dusk." sighs in love
Dusk: So I think with Zoey on are team I still need Mike to distract Team Mike and I will distract the rest. This will be the easiest mil ever!
Dawn: I fear my brother is taking this game a bit to seriously well I hope he doesn't get eliminated so soon.
CONFESSIONALS OVER
"Okay we are back in Greece for the Olympic Games we will have 7 challenges and two people from Team Mike and Team Spartans will have to go twice now for the first game who wants to go?" Said Chris.
"I will!" Yelled Dusk and Jo the first people and then Nicholas yelled.
"Me too!" He said and then he flexed towards Katie who just giggled and Dusk ripped off his shirt and said.
"Lets go!" All of the girls except Zoey and Dakota who were making out with their boy friends and Dawn was looking into her hands in being annoying stared.
"Okay the first event will be gladiator fight and you three will be fighting on those pillars to the death or until someone falls off their pillar they will fight with double ended battle maces made of foam and plastic for safety. Now after that we will have Mike vs Rachelle vs Scott..."
"Wait don't we get a say in this?" Interrupted Mike.
"No and you will be wrestling over this giant pillar and you will lose if you fall down..." Said Chris who was interrupted by Rachelle who was clapping about being with Mike.
"Will we be fighting naked like the ancient Olympians?"
"No we are not unless the girls want to do it?" Zoey flipped him off along with Dakota, Katie, Dawn, and Anna Marie. Jo and Rachelle were already taking off their tops and Staci was just spouting lies. "Okay okay okay okay okay Jo you can't go naked Rachelle you can't either and Staci just shut the hell up! Now let then we have Zoey vs Anna Marie vs Brick and their challenge is the hurtles, Dawn vs Lightening vs Katie in the javelin throwing. Sadie vs Dakota vs B in the Shot put throwing. Jo vs Rachelle vs Sam in sword fighting. Staci vs Nicholas vs B in discus! Now lets go and do these challenges."
They land against a large pillar where everyone gets out on. As Dusk (Still not wearing a shirt), Jo, and Nicholas grabbed their weapons and got on their pillars. As Jo was watching Dusk he is fighting Nicholas because Nicholas is mad because Dusk has Katie head over heels for his abs. Nicholas had a big crush on Katie and would do anything for her. As Dusk and Nicholas Fight Jo snaps out of it and charges when Jo saw him again she continued. As they all three fought Dusk had the disadvantage then suddenly he jumped backwards to a new pillar and said.
"Jo after this do you want to make out?" He asked Jo who was still a bit in love when he said that and she just nodded. As she swooned over him Nicholas pushed Jo off and while she was getting yelled at by her team Nicholas and Dusk fought. It was tough but soon Dusk had Nicholas disarmed and was soon about to take a dip when Nicholas heard Katie say.
"Dusk is SOOOOO hot I wonder if he will make out with me next?" So Nicholas went nuts and when he was knocked off he grabbed Dusk's ankles and got over top of him using him as a shield. As they felled Nicholas won so Chris said.
"Okay so Nicholas WON! Now time for the next part of the challenge Mike, Rachelle, and Scotty get on the pillar and the score is 1 point for Team Mike is super super super super hot and zip for the rest NOW GO!" Chris watched as the kids started to wrestle as Mike and Scott wrestled Mike lost his shirt and beat him up as Vito. When Scott was out Rachelle ran up to Mike and said.
"Vito baby want to make out?" She asked Vito who was wondering what to do now and then said.
"Give me some sugar!" He said and then they started to make out which made Zoey and Anna Marie angry.
CONFESSIONALS
Mike: Freaking Vito why the hell did you kiss Rachelle she is crazy like Sierra in the beginning of season 3." He hits himself in the face several times.
Rachelle: I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever x infinity every wash my lips again the making out was amazing EAHHHHHH!"
Anna Marie: Okay so after Red is gone I am getting rid of Rachelle that stuck up bitch Vito is my man and My man ALONE!" She crushes a can of hair spray which causes a small explosion.
Zoey: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... 1 2 3 4... okay I am better I am just pissed that Mike kissed Rachelle but its not his fault it was Rachelle and Vito. I am destroying Rachelle and I know something to do..." She said in lotus position and then starts to tap her chin.
CONFESSIONALS OVER
Mike and Rachelle are still making out but now they hear Mike gasp and then pushes Rachelle off of the edge because he hates her.
"What just happened?" Asked Mike and Rachelle said.
"You were making out with your love and girlfriend!" She said with a glare and tries to kiss him again when Zoey walks up slaps Rachelle to the ground grabs Mike by the ear.
"Mike I think you should keep your shirt on from now on!" Said Zoey who gave Mike his shirt and when he put it on she kissed him and Mike said.
"Way better than Rachelle..." He was cut off by Zoey who then started to make out with him and then Chris yelled.
"Hello! I have a challenge going on right now Zoey, Anna Marie and Brick your in the hurtles let go!" Chris walked towards the left.
FLASH
As they zoom in on the cast they are watching as Zoey, Anna Marie, and Brick are getting ready to do the hurtles and then Chris said.
"Okay now we are having each team pick a member to throw water balloons at their enemy now Team Mike let me guess Rachelle, Team Moon?"
"I will do it!" Yelled Mike who was already getting up and then whispered into Zoey's ear his plan.
"I am going to make sure we win SHA BAM!" Yelled Lightening who immediately jumped down and Chris said.
"Okay time to go now when I fire my gun you run okay and!" BAM! the gun goes and they all run Brick in the lead till he get hit with a water balloon from Mike and Zoey is catching up while Rachelle and Anna Marie are looking at Mike who has his shirt off. As Zoey slowly passes Brick she gets hit by a balloon and then she continues to run and due to the water her Bra look is kinda showing so when she crosses the finish line she covers her chest. As Mike puts a towel over Zoey she drops the buckets of water balloons all over Rachelle and Anna Marie.
FLASHES THREW SCENCES OF THE NEXT CHALLENGES PICS OF MIKE AND ZOEY MAKING OUT OR DUSK DISTRACTING THE LADYS TILL THE FINAL SCORE
"Team Mike has 2 points Team Spartan has 2 and Team Moon has 3 but now we need a member from both Team Mike and Team Spartan to come up and fight to the death gladiator style!" Yelled Chris and Nicholas and Jo were to fight till one person pins thee other.
They both are wearing Spartan out fits and people are just watching as their wooden swords collided with their shields and other swords. As they kept on battling Dusk decided to let Nicholas win. He ripped off his shirt and called to Jo asking if she wanted a kiss. Pow Jo was out and finally it was just Nicholas standing over top of Jo with his foot on her back and finally Chris called out.
"Nicholas WINS! Now team Moon you have a choice to either eliminate a person of your choice or steal another player or stay in First CLASS your choice what do you choose?"
"First Class CHRIS!" We all yelled. After that they saw the first class room had private bedrooms in a couple spots.
CONFESSIOANLS
Zoey: I think my plan might work out a bit easier with first class seats... and by seats I mean beds." She winks at the screen and then it fizzes out.
Rachelle: I can't believe this that Red is in First class with Mike alone though I loved that making out scene earlier." She sighs and then fizzes out.
Anna Marie: I agree with Rachelle I am mad that Red is probably selling herself to Mike right now gosh I will be happy when Reds gone!" She crushes a picture of Zoey and then it fizzes out.
Mike: So I think Zoey wants to go more further in our relationship and I mean a bit freaking out I mean shes like my first serious girlfriend EVER!" SIGHS LOUDLY LIKE THIS! fizzes out.
Dusk: This is easy I will destroy the Spartans next they are the biggest competition they are the strongest and the fastest." He then walks away.
CONFESSIONALS OVER
"This is the time for voting now at the end one of you losers will take the cannon shot to the pit of fire just kidding your going to playa da loser. Now time to vote!" Said Chris and then the rest of the losers voted and Chris said.
"Okay one vote for Brick and 4 votes for Jo... sorry Jo your team decided now time for your exiting song now sing!"
(I forgot to do this for Cam sorry...)
It is time for my departure from this fucking sick game to see Cam an I hope some of you die in your sleep and I hope that another time I will get my kiss from DUSK!" She sang and got shot
FLASH
It ends with Mike and Zoey making out on a bed and Mike asks Zoey.
"Are you sure your ready?" Asked Mike and then Zoey just nods and the Camera gets foggy!... they played BINGO... jk... or am I... I am... they really just did it LEMON