Ah… So here we are, and that means we're now done with the fist, first question. Now, the next one:
Question number two: What about his clothes?. His belongings?.
a). A red brown vest, a white shirt, and a kind of dark thing shirt which I don't know what it's called between the white shirt and the vest , a blue tie of a choker… and things like that. Things would make your chevalier looks like a true fat gentleman from the outside but not the inside for he wears lingerie.
Maybe you would catch a women sweater and a tight low show up belly button jeans, or a sailor suit in his wardrobes which is quite usually and those clothes are so so small for the form of him, then don't worry. It is a normal thing!. Duh, he wears sexy Triumph, and yes this type of chevalier loves women clothes, so is he gay?. Yes, kind of!.
Also don't panic and think you're going to faint when seeing his bulging belly button or seeing some other part for zhe guy would transform into woman form. Therefore, before you wanna "bleep" her, just remember the woman is a dude!.
Oh… his belonging is a small handbag which he hides in a place you wouldn't want to know. And in that you would find many types of lipstick, face-powder, cold-cream, tweezers and his great treasureee… behold the mascara!.
b). Ohhh this type may be considered as son of Satan. All the things he wears are in all dark colors. Black coat, black pants, dark tie, dark green "the thing I don't know what it's called"…. Humm, I wonder if he wears dark underwear too?.
Saya, does he wear black boxers or he wears the "I love Snicker" one with chocolate bars under his pants which Kai said you bought two for him and the cello guy?.
"What? Kai, you liar. I bought them for Ha…. Hey, get your hands off him!. All of you back off!. He is mine!. The chocolate bar is mine!. *grabs her sword*. Kyyyaaaa…"
His belonging is a large cello coffin case and please don't call the cops, it just has a cello inside NOT a corpse!. Don't think it inconvenience, but think like this:
You're tired for all the walking and want a big nap in a dark warm sound-proof place, so what are you waiting for?. Get in the case and your chevalier will carry you. Well, good luck with the get out though. Or, when you somehow accidently meet your lover, and your life mate is with you at a moment... get in his case before she/he crawls your eyes out of their sockets. Again, good luck when you try to get out!. The case is sound-proof. One more thing, before you get in the case, your nose better be stuffy.
c). All blinking white!. Remember don't having a stroll in the middle of the night, with his white suit you would scream out "Ghost!", then shit in your underclothes. And your Casper is not totally friendly, he may leaves you lay in the middle of the rails or comes and bite your neck then blames the mosquitoes are the ones leave a big teeth mark on it because you don't have short dark hair and trachoma eyes.
He may dresses in a dark suit sometimes, tries to disguise himself as someone we know, or rather someone SHE knows. BUT the guy never has his luck, for he always forgets that he has blond hair, and MUCH way shorter than someone SHE knows. Your chevalier will need a lots advice from "The master of disguise", he obviously didn't watch all the film carefully.
His belonging?. Sticky glue thing to keep his hair shine and neat, high heels shoes, some wigs, some skins… You should ask him if the skin is real or not, for it stinks!.
d)." Ao dai and a pair of skinny trousers?. For real?. And what with the cosplay clothes with mask and long black cloak?. Darling, you're killing fashion with your taste of clothing. And what did I said about cloak, a lot of heroes died because of it!. *Tear his coat*. NO CLOAK!".
"Chariot, my clothes!. Help!".
Excuse je, lady who looks a lot like Hetty in "NCIS Los Angeles", but could you get out please?. You're not in "The Incredibles"!. Can't you see he's just trying transform from Nerd Ken to Supermad?. It's not his fault for being insane. So…. SECURITY!.
You're chevalier belonging?. Err… Do you have belonging?.
Yes… some chopsticks to hold my hair?.
e). General clothes and dark black suit. Hee… Black in Black, but not "Men in Black". What a trend of fashion!. You should watch "Rush Hour 2" and learn Carter about suit. Oh wait!. I see, you're trying blend in with the night so you could creep peeking on your Queen. Way to go, man!.
"Actually, I want to blend in so I can get away from a certain someone".
"Ouch, look who being dramatic Queen".
Ohhhh, so let's me guess… your belonging is sunglasses?.
"Exactly".
f). Vest and short?. Seriously, I know you chevaliers don't know much about fashion but please don't kill it!. Ekkk… I mean, your clothes look very nice!.
*sweat drops* His belongings: some cooking knives in many shapes and forms, a cooker, a cutting board, tomatoes, cabbages, rice, some fishes, coffee beans, tea, milk, water and tans of carrots?…. Well, strange that he can carry a lot of thing in his tiny pant pockets. Maybe he is related with Doraemon.
g). A purple ruffle girly shirt, a pair of cowboy boot sand a pair of tight skinny which is some what transparent ballet pink pants. A pants that even a person likes man's thing would blushes if he/she takes a look at it.
Talk about the level of being stingy, your chevalier will save a lot of money for you when all his life he has only one clothes to wear and that is the one above. When you want to get his clothes wash, don't be afraid. Give him some man clothes and he would wear it to cover his thing until his clothes are dried. Just remember do not take so much time to wash it, he can stand the man clothes in just 1 minute.
An important note: If there is a handsome man in your house, then do NOT ever wash his clothes and give him other thing to cover, even though it is a dress for he would prefer to be naked and you couldn't do anything to make him cover that.
"I'm not stingy!. Beside you love when I show up my ass, Chariot".
Shut it!. I'm not gay. Van Argeno, yes!. But I'm his brother and I am not gay!. Sure I love eating cucumber but I AM NOT GAY!.
OK click the button and give us your answer, please. And when you're giving us a review, please tell us you're male or female. *Remember someone*. On second thought, please tell us your gender that bases on your below, so we don't have to monsieur/mademoiselle all the times. Ummm, maybe it's Ok if you don't want to tell your gender though, we'll just call you m/m…. Sound like m&m chocolate, huh?.
"Chocolate!".
"No, Bluefish!. It's could be a TRAP!".
Ohhh, monsieur Darnit the skeleton and his chubby dinosaur ass friend. *Reach into my pant pocket*.
"Ewww Darnit, he's touching it!".
No!. I'm looking for some candies, moron!.
"Candies!. Take cover!... Err Bluefish, why are you hiding behind my back?".
Oh, how clever a dinosaur is hiding behind a skeleton….. Boo, morons!. I'm just giving you some sweet candies to eat!. NOT steel candies!.