The Split by Bandgeek252
Draco
Waking up next to your other self is pretty awkward as Hermione found out the next morning. Before pulling herself out of her slumber she had realized her arm was around her other self snuggled together like two old lovers. She removed her arm quietly as she tried not to scream out the EWWW that was dying on her lips. Hermione went to shower up in the girls bathroom while the rest of her dorm slept.
The hot water felt wonderful letting the heat wash away all the madness that seemed to reign over her life since yesterday. I guess this is what I get for trying to be an over-achiever. Oh God! Snape is going to kill me when he realizes I used the school labs without his permission. Forget Mya causing chaos, Snape is going to kill me before it becomes an issue.
Suddenly she felt a small soft arm wrap around her waist as Hermione turned she saw a naked Mya cuddling up to her.
"Hey Hermione. I thought you could use some company after yesterday. With you being upset and all." Mya said with a bright smile on her face.
"How did you know I was upset?" She questioned herself.
"Um, I'm you. I may be a different aspect of your personality, but I'm still you. I know everything about you. And I do mean everything. Every crush, every embarrassing moment, everything!" Mya smirked in an almost Slytherin fashion.
"Could you please refrain from embarrassing ourselves. I mean once we are reunited I will still have to see Ron and I could just die after what you did to him yesterday."
"Why? In fact I probably did you a favor Hermione. You were never going to seriously date Ron. You're not in love with him and you know it! Come on I thought we were smart. We know that Ron would infuriate us to the Nth degree and we would have to torture and kill him which would sadly land us in Azkaban which would be not only be a crappy way to go, but would also be a perfectly horrid waste of our intelligence." Mya finished grabbing a bar of soap and began to lather herself vigorously. Hermione grabbed her shampoo trying to ignore the truth in her other self's words, but couldn't.
"You're right I don't love him, but he is my best friend besides Harry and did you ever think that it might be a bit awkward for him. What if he develops feelings over that kiss?" She asked.
Mya just smiled. "That's why I told him immediately that it wouldn't work. Not only that but I only kissed him on the lips closed mouth. If I was more attracted to him I would have taken it farther, but since I'm not that is all he got. And if he does then that doesn't mean I have to reciprocate. Besides I know who you really love!" Mya said with a waggle of her eyebrows. Hermione's chocolate brown eyes grew big. No one knew her secret. Well no one but herself.
"Please don't tell anyone! He doesn't look at me like that. I only have this one year to complete. If he knew... oh Gods it would be awful. He hates me!" Hermione pleaded with her other self.
"I promise not to tell him or any other person." Mya held up her hand in honest promise.
"Good! Now let's finish up and get going. I don't want to draw too much attention at breakfast." Hermione rinsed her hair while Mya appeared to be more interested in examining her own breasts. "Must you do that?" Hermione asked.
"Well to be honest you have great breasts and you should show them off more often. You're 17 not 30 and even if you were 30 you should still show them off. The Gods granted you perky good sized breasts and you're wasting them away underneath all those robes."Mya exclaimed fondling her own breasts feeling their B cup size in her hands. To this Hermione could do nothing but blush.
"Have you looked outside recently. It's freezing cold out there. I don't want half my chest hanging out to be frozen to death. It's just not practical."
"That is where we differ Hermione. You're always practical while I am your more willful side. One you should let out more often." Mya smirked as she finished her own wash and walked into their dorm room to get dressed and prepare for the day. Hermione knew it was going to be a long one.
Sitting prettily on their shared bed the curtains were drawn to allow the duo an ounce of privacy as they quickly changed into similar jeans and jumper before putting on their robes over it before heading down to breakfast. Mya took a quick look to see if her reserved counterpart was looking and when the coast was clear she shortened the high neck line of the jump into a pretty v-neck that showed the upper curves of her breasts. She then shorten the jumper so it showed a casual amount of mid-drift. Mya took one last look in mirror before heading down the stairs thoroughly satisfied.
Hermione stood at the bottom of the stairs carefully checking to make sure that most of the Gryffindors were either still asleep or in the Great Hall eating breakfast. The last thing Hermione wanted to do was answer a bunch of questions about how this magical mishap could happen to one of the brightest in the school. When she noticed her other half walking down the stairs. Hermione's eyes grew wide at the sight of herself scandalously dressed showing off far too much skin.
"What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?" she questioned her other self in a harsh biting whisper. To this Mya just shrugged.
"What? Like anyone's going to notice. I will have my robes on while at school. No one will be able to see anything. Just this once Hermione, I'd like to show you what sexy would look like on you. Where is your inquisitive mind? This is an opportunity of a lifetime. To see yourself as others see you and to see what things lurk underneath our horrid hair besides our large brains." Mya skillfully argued. She knew exactly how to hit Hermione's soft spots, because she had the same.
"Oh alright," Hermione gave up. "Just keep your robe on." Mya just nodded and continued to head down to breakfast.
Avoiding all her Chatty Cathy roommates the two Hermiones made their way down to the Great Hall for an early breakfast. Most of the students they passed on the way down were shocked to say the least, but understanding Dumbledore's announcement last night at dinner knew it was magic gone wrong and would work itself out eventually. The crowd of students couldn't help but notice the two Hermiones walking into the Great Hall.
Right outside of the Great Hall a sea of whispers and hushed tones waved over the bushy haired duo. Hermione and Mya both held their heads up high as they headed for their usual spot at Gryffindor's table. Hermione could feel her cheeks start fluster under the scrutiny of her classmates while Mya relished it smiling warmly at everyone she passed by. All Hermione wanted to do was eat breakfast, grab her truck, and get on the train with as little notoriety as possible. Of course Mya would not let it go at that.
Mya started filling her plate with fruit and toast as she scanned the Great Hall. You could tell who going away and who was staying just by the looks on their faces. Hermione took a noticeable glance at the Professors table to see who was there. Hermione had been pleasantly pleased to see that Professor Snape was no where in sight. He had been absent for quite a few days. Hermione breathed a sigh of relief. If Snape had been there she was sure he would give her enough detention that she would be still serving some as she graduated. While she had been given extra permission to work in the lab, she had not been given permission to work on that particular potion.
Meanwhile Mya was looking at another individual across the hall. She smiled sweetly and winked at a pair of cool gray eyes and sleek blond hair. At the Slytherin table Draco Malfoy was fairly depressed that he had to stay behind this year. Grumpy he just sat staring into the distance when he noticed a pair of honey brown eyes winking at him. He sat up a little straighter as he realized this girl was totally checking him out. Never to turn down an opportunity make eyes with a girl, Draco returned the wink with a sexy smirk and a waggle of the eyebrows.
Mya knew that Draco would recognize her soon enough so she made quick work of her plan. She continued to eat her breakfast unsuspecting to her tablemates, she licked her lips of the ripe red strawberry she had just taken a bite out of. Draco's eyes widened in amazement. This girl was acting incredibly sexy. She seductively wiped her mouth with her long index finger and put it painfully slowly into her mouth gliding it up and down enjoying the flavor. The cool and collected blond sat there feeling all the blood in his brain rush to his groin. While his other classmates were just finishing their breakfast he could hardly stand with the extremely large raging hard on he was now sporting, he just tried to non nonchalantly return to his breakfast.
Little did Malfoy know that Mya was hardly done yet. She picked up a banana off the fruit plate and began to open it pulling back each side to reveal the phallic instrument of Draco's undoing. His eyes were enraptured as he desired those pretty pink lips to wrapped around something else. Her lips moved up and down the banana for moment before she took a quick sharp bite out of it. Draco dropped a hand down to quickly adjust himself feeling quite aroused he didn't notice the girl next to his seductress until she shreiked.
"Just what the bloody hell do you think you're doing?" Hermione practically screamed jumping to her feet.
"I'm just playing with the ferret. Geez," Mya scoffed jumping to her feet meeting Hermione's eyes. Draco's eyes went wide as he realized that his enchanting seductress was none other than Hermione 'know-it-all' Granger herself. It was then that he remembered what Dumbledore had said last night about Hermione having a double from a potions mix up. That was sure to make his godfather happy when he returned from whatever mission he was on for the Dark Lord.
"That's..." Hermione stopped to find the right words, but there was nothing she could say in front of her tablemates without causing a much bigger scene. "Can't you just behave?" she scolded. Harry and Ron finally decided to join the world sat down next Hermione's seat looking at to two arguing. Neither could tell what was going on, but they were pretty sure that Mya was winning. Mya seemed to have Hermione's ability to win every argument.
"Good morning Harry, Ron." Mya smiled sweetly as she continued her breakfast.
"Good morning Hermione," they both chimed in.
"That's Mya, I'm Hermione," Hermione stated crossly.
"Oh sorry Hermione." Harry apologized. "It's still a bit difficult to tell the difference when I can't see your bracelet."
"Please," Hermione continued with Mya, "just behave this holiday. Please," she pleaded with herself hoping there were a few sensibilities still within her.
"Oh come on. That was just a bit of harmless fun. He'll probably need to find some lotion real quick, but outside of that he's unharmed." Mya teased.
Harry and Ron were intrigued by what craziness Mya had gotten into. "What happened?" Ron asked curious.
"Nothing," Mya and Hermione said at the same time. The boys knew better than to argue so they returned to their breakfast.
"Oh come on," Mya whispered into Hermione's ear. "You've been dying to make the Ferret squirm since third year when you slapped him one. You can thank me for that one." Mya smirked at her graciously. Hermione simply rolled her eyes in response careful not to say anything too loud. The last thing she wanted was for the boys to see her making obscene gestures at the boy who has been the bane of their existence for their entire Hogwarts education.
Mya and Hermione finished with their meal heading out to gather their trunks. Hermione was determined to get her lascivious counterpart on the train to Headquarters before she caused anymore mayhem.
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