(A/N: Here's a little songfic I wrote upon going a little ways into South Dakota. I hope you enjoy it!)
It was summer in the city of Petropolis. Not much is happening here, because T.U.F.F. and D.O.O.M. took a vacation together, which is not exactly a good thing. Since they aren't in Petropolis, we have to go find them. It shouldn't be too hard to find them, as they are all in a big car, probably fighting about something. Also, I believe they planned on vacationing in Minnesota. If I'm right, they should be in Ortonville, Minnesota, which is very close to the South Dakota border. Now let's go!
We join the heroes and villains (who were, to my surprise, NOT fighting) on their way to... South Dakota? I thought they were staying in Minnesota! That's where they said they were going. Let's find out what they're doing here.
"Ooooh! South Dakota! You know what's in South Dakota, don't you?" Snaptrap asked everyone upon seeing the "Welcome to South Dakota" sign.
"Yeah, Mount Rushmore is in this state." Francisco said.
"I hope you weren't planning on seeing it, because it's on the other side of the state, and we're not going that far into it." said Kitty, who was driving the car.
"Yeah, we're just stopping at a restaurant here for lunch, and we're going straight back to Minnesota." the Chief said.
However, D.O.O.M. obviously didn't hear, because they were getting ready to sing a song.
D.O.O.M.: We'll be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore when we come.
Kitty: (spoken) No, we won't.
D.O.O.M.: We'll be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore when we come.
Kitty & Dudley: (spoken) No, we won't!
D.O.O.M.: We'll be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore
We'll be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore
We'll be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore when we come!
All T.U.F.F. Agents: (spoken) NO, WE WON'T!
"Why not?" Snaptrap asked.
"If the four of you want to see Mount Rushmore, you should've gone on vacation by yourselves! If you want to go and see it that badly, then you can get your stuff out of the trunk and hitch-hike to Rapid City!" Kitty yelled, ready to bite their heads off if they kept this up.
"Are you really going to m-m-make them hitch-hike?" Keswick asked.
"NOOO!" Larry cried, "Anything but that!"
"We'll be quiet!" Ollie said.
"If you say anything else about Mount Rushmore, then you're outta here!" Dudley told them.
For the rest of the trip, Snaptrap and his men kept their mouths shut, too afraid to say anything (because they were about to sing the song again). As soon as the trip was over, D.O.O.M. took another vacation (by themselves) to South Dakota so they would be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore when they came.
The End
D.O.O.M.: We'll be comin' 'round Mount Rushmore when we come...
Me: (to D.O.O.M.) AWW, SHADDAP! (to readers) Please review, but NO flaming!