Chapter 8: I want my real Lloyd
Scarlet and the ninja stood in front of the two Lloyds, one evil and one good. "Okay…I'm confused which one is it?" Jay asked.
"I don't know, Zane?" Kai turned to the nindroid.
"I cannot figure out which is the real Lloyd either."
Cole cocked his head to the side. "They look the same."
Everyone turned to Scarlet obviously wanting her to make the decision. "Don't look at me, I can't tell them apart either!"
"Scarlet," one of the Lloyds stepped forward. "C'mon, you know me."
The other stepped forward too. "Scarlet, don't listen to him."
"Uh…" she scratched her head in confusion. "Lloyd?"
"Yes?" they both answered in union, confusing her even more.
She looked back and forth between the two. "Guys?" she turned to the other ninja. "What should I do?"
"I say we beat 'em both down until one of them admits to being the evil clone." Kai cracked his knuckles.
Both of the Lloyds gulped at that idea. "No, Kai," Scarlet said sternly.
"Then what do we do?" Cole asked.
"I suggest we test them both with questions that only the real Lloyd would know." Zane said.
Everyone nodded and Scarlet stepped closer to both Lloyds. "What friend of yours has a weird last name?" she asked.
"Brad Doodlebomb," they both answered.
"Shit…" she mumbled. "Who was your worst enemy back when you were at Darkly's?"
"Sheen," they both said.
She cursed once again. "What's your favorite brand of hard candy?"
"Jolly Ranchers," again they answered in union. (A/N: Aren't jolly Ranchers the best?)
"What's your favorite video game?" Jay cut in.
"GTA: San Andreas,"
"What's the fastest time you've ever made it through the training course?" Kai asked.
"Thirty seconds,"
"What do you think of my chili?" Cole asked.
"It smells worse than the breath The Devourer,"
Everyone looked to Zane who was searching for something to ask. "What happened when you watched 'The Exorcism' against my orders?"
Both Lloyd looked at each other and then looked down at the ground, sighing. "I…Wet the bed for the next two weeks…"
If it weren't for the circumstances, Scarlet and the others would've burst out laughing. When they ran out of questions to ask everyone looked to Scarlet. "What's everyone looking at me for?"
One of the Lloyds walked in front of her and brushed his lips against her, grabbing her waist. Soon it was a full kiss on the lips and the other Lloyd folded his arms and tapped his foot impatiently. "Quit hogging mygirlfriend!" he finally burst out and pulled her away. "Close your eyes." The three words were music to her ears as he kissed her plainly on the lips.
"Ah, the sweet feelings of an amateur kiss…" Scarlet thought; kissing him back, they pulled apart and she turned to the other Lloyd. "You're just a cheap copy of my Lloyd!" she yelled, punching him harshly in the face. He flew backward into a wall and faded into black smoke. The others cheered and Scarlet smirked. "So I'm your girlfriend, huh?" she referred to his earlier outburst.
"Quiet you," he growled as his cheeks turned pink. "How'd you know I was the real Lloyd?"
She threw her arm around his shoulder. "It was easy to tell, you're an amateur kisser." She joked.
As the six ninja began to walk away, Lloyd stopped, making everyone else do the same. "You guys can go on ahead," The Green Ninja said, waving them off. Just as they began to walk away, he grabbed Scarlet's arm. "Hey, we were supposed to go out, remember?"
She smiled. "Yeah…"
He smiled back but frowned as he looked down at his ninja suit. "I'm not exactly dressed for a restaurant…"
She looked over to the spot where Evil Lloyd had disintegrated, there was a hundred dollar bill lying where he used to be. She picked it up and waved it in front of the real Lloyd's face. "Dude, screw the restaurant, we've got one hundred bucks, let's hit the arcade instead!" she pointed to a hot dog stand. "We can get a hot dog on the way."
Later at the Bounty…
"I can't believe you beat me at Pac Man," Lloyd whined as they stopped in front of Scarlet's bedroom door. "I mean, it's bad enough to get beat by a girl, but a girl in a dress…" he chuckled. "Man…It's a damn shame…"
"Says the guy who wet his bed for two weeks straight," Scarlet took advantage of his little secret.
"Hey, have you seen that movie? It literally drags the piss out of you."
She laughed a bit. "Well, I'll watch it with you next time; it won't be so scary then."
"Yeah, sure," he nodded and then silence fell.
Without warning, Scarlet threw her arms around Lloyd's neck and pulled his lips into hers. "Night," she winked, turning around and walking into her room.
He stood alone in the dark hallway. "Yeah…Night…" he finally responded, slowly walking away.
When he got into his room, he pumped his fist and jumped up and down squealing like a girl. He stopped and cleared his throat, keeping himself grounded. "Yes…" he whispered, changing into his pajamas.
A/N: Hey guys, sorry if this story wasn't all that great to you, I got a bit lazy since I just came back from school a little while ago, but don't fret the next chapter will be awesome, I swear. Now…I've got some retarded History homework to do. BYE! Punkrockgirl555 out!