N.O: Hello and welcome to chappy five! It's a little short... ("=_=) But I have school and such plus another fanfic I have to work on too...
Sev: But at least you'll learn some awesome things this chappy! (^W^)
Aki: NorwegianOtaku does not own Ouran High School Host Club! Bisco Hatori owns it!
Sev: However NorwegianOtaku does own her awesome Oc's such as me and Aki! /(^O^)/
N.O: Enjoy! (O^O)
Chapter Five: Sparkly idiot king!
Aki P.O.V
On our way to the Host club five of the six girls that showed Sev-Chan around the school disappeared in different ways.
Kobayashi-San was the first to go, her older brother found her and said that on this occasion it was best to go study and after some arguing she apologized to Sev-Chan and went with her brother to go study.
Second were the Kato twins, they were called by their mother who told them that they had a very important party or something to go to, after that it was only me, Sev, Nakano, Kimura and Kawaguchi.
After walking for a while Kawaguchi stated that she didn't feel very well and Kimura went with her to one of the school nurses.
Now it was only Sev-Chan, Nakano-San and I left.
A cell-phone rang loud and clear "Excuse me" Nakano said and pulled out her cell-phone "Moshi Moshi! Honto? O-Okay I'll be right there! See you!" she said "I'm really sorry Sev-San Ohba-Senpai! I've got to go!" she said and ran in the opposite direction.
Sev and I looked after her "Well… This is weird… They all just suddenly had to go" I said "Yeah it is weird all right… I guess it's just us two now! Let's go!" Sev said and started walking towards a hall to the left.
"Uh Sev… That's the wrong way" I said causing Sev to stop mid-step and quickly change direction towards the hall to the right "I knew that" She said with her arms crossed, I chuckled and walked after her "Wait for me Sev-Chan!" I said.
Nakano Makato P.O.V
When I could no longer see Severin and Ohba-Senpai I grabbed my phone and dialed Kimura's number
"Moshi Moshi" I heard her voice say "Their on their way Kimura-San!" I said "Good job… Operation Norwegian Host is in process" She said, I could hear her smirk and quite frankly… I was smirking too.
Sev P.O.V
Aki stopped in front of two light pink-peach like double-doors "Here it is… Music Room three… otherwise known as the room used by the Host club…" He said "Cool…Except for all the pink in this school… it's too much pink here…" I said "Yeah…" Aki said and nodded. We stood in front of the doors for about a minute without saying anything
I sweatdropped "Are we going inside or what?" I asked him and pointed at the door "All right! Let's do this! I expect my worst nightmare!" He said and opened the door.
Rose petals flew out of the door towards us "Welcome" The Host club said.
"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" Aki and I shouted, Aki being as lucky as he is actually managed to swallow a pedal and… began to choke on it
"Aki!" I said baffled he only made choking noises in respond, I hit him hard on the back "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM! NOR BREATHE THEM STUPID!" I shouted and hit him again but this time in his stomach, He coughed and spat out the rose pedal.
Well I was panicking! I couldn't remember the Heimlich maneuver at that time! Jeez…
"Du e så dum altså…" I said in my mother language just because… Norwegian is awesome.
"Are you okay?" I heard someone that certainly wasn't Aki, said.
Two boys; Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin were standing right behind me and leaned over Aki.
Aki nodded and coughed a couple of times "I don't think the rose petals are such a good idea boss! This could have ended really bad" One of the twins said.
The short blond boy with light brown eyes; Honey walked up to me "Hey! You're that new student from Norway riiight?" He said with a smile.
So. Cute. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Act. Like. A. Girl!
I was going to say "Yeah! I am! Nice to meet you!" In a probably really girly maner but that glasses guy talked before I could, Luckily.
"So you're Severin Hvidsten correct?" He said his glasses gleamed evilly.
Yes I am you creepy glasses wearing demon…
"Yup! The one and only!" I said grinning. The tall sparkling blonde Tamaki Souh immediately ran over to me and grabbed one of my hands.
"So tragic!" He said with a dramatic pose, still holding my hand "Eh?" I said.
"A young poor man like you had to work so hard to come here and get some proper education so you could get money for you family! Such a tear-jerking story indeed! Not to mention the problems with the European Union!" He said.
Wow… He is really stupid…
He was about to say something more when I cut him off "Actually…" I began and took my hand out of his.
"Norway is in real terms the most expensive country in the world" I said, Tamaki stumbled backwards with a surprised sound.
"Also education in Norway is free even college and university and we can chose to study in whatever country we want as long as our grades are good enough" I said, an (Anime) arrow struck through Tamaki and he made a pained sound.
"And Norway is one of very few European countries not to be a member of the European Union, after twice rejecting membership after having a referendum in 1972 and 1994" I said, smirking on the inside.
Another arrow struck through him.
"Norway is one of the world's richest countries per capita and Norwegian kroners are worth more than Japanese yen," I said enjoying the fact that he felt bad for being such an ignorant jerk.
Another arrow.
"Norway is a constitutional monarchy," I said.
"Guhe" Tamaki made a sound that sounded kind of like that as another arrow struck through him.
I stuck out my pointing finger for the last fact "Oh and for the obvious fact The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded in Oslo, Norway's capital, every year" I said, Tamaki fell backwards.
Take that Tamaki Souh! You sparkly idiot king! HA!
"Oooooh Buuuurn" The Hitachiin twins and Aki said at the same time.
I could see Kyouya was smirking and writing something in a little black book.
Kyouya P.O.V
Well well well… This is going to be useful indeed…
I looked at Severine and pushed up my glasses.
You're not tricking me with that disguise… I have experience in this… I know that you are indeed a girl…
'Moshi Moshi' is something you say in Japan when you answer the phone and means 'I'm going to say' or more literally 'Say say'
'Honto?' is Japanese for 'Really?'
'Du e så dum altså'/'Du er så dum altså' is Norwegian for 'You're so stupid' or 'You're really stupid' or 'You are really so stupid' or 'You are so really stupid'
'Du' means 'You'
'Er' means 'is/are'
Så = So
Dum = Stupid
'Altså' means 'Really' in this sentence but it has many other meanings too!
Aki: TT_TT Ow... My throat hurts...
N.O: I'm sleepy T_T
Sev: I'm awesome! I totally crushed that stupid rich idiot king!
N.O: I hope you have learned loads about Norway and learned some Norwegian today!
Aki: If you want to know more about Norway you should go to .org it's full of facts!
Sev: Review on this awesome chappy and N.O will start working on the next one! Or her homework...
N.O: If you want to hear some awesome Norwegian versions of Disney songs go to Youtube and search for example; The Gospel Truth Norwegian, Part of your world Norwegian, Colors of the wind Norwegian, A dream is a wish your heart makes Norwegian and Sing sweet nightingale Norwegian. They are great!
Aki: Bye bye!