Thanks to Vilannh for the TB fun fact about the Tabasco bottle on Eric's desk at Fangtasia ;)

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Rated M for Adult Situations

What's with the Tabasco Sauce?

GPOV

"Hi, honey!" Sookie says as she enters Eric's office at Fangtasia.

"Min älskade." He replies looking up from his computer screen "What do you have there?" He asks.

"Oh just some stuff, Pam and I got for you." She says walking over to his closet. "We thought after that little number you wore last night, you needed a new look." She says as she starts to look through the outfits.

"Why am I suddenly terrified?" he asks sarcastically. She laughs.

"Don't worry, honey. No Polo's or pressed khaki's this time." She continues her rummaging.

"Good most of those outfits in there were Pam's idea of a joke anyway." He says turning back to his work.

Sookie then goes through the office picking up and dusting.

"Sookie, what are you doing?" He asks.

"Cleaning, what does it look like? She replies.

"You don't need to do that. Ginger will take care of it." He says.

"I don't mind Honey. I'm bored this gives me something to do." She says continuing her task.

"I have something you can 'do'." He says wagging his eyebrows. She rolls her eyes.

"Okay totally walked into that one, but really sweetie you need new material." She jibes walking over to his desk.

"Aright, why don't you come sit in my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up." He says with that sexy grin of his. She laughs while shaking her head and does just that. As they begin to kiss, Pam walks into the office.

"Ugh… can't you two keep your mouths off of each other for one night. This is a place of business. Have you not heard of the sexual harassment laws? I am simply disconcert." Pam snarks.

"The door was closed, Pam." Eric replies dryly.

"And locked." Sookie seconds.

"Was it?" Pam deadpans with a smirk while pocketing the key to the office. "You are needed to enthrall the vermin, Master." She finishes. Eric sighs and Sookie reluctantly lets him go.

"Whatever you two do in here, absolutely no re-decorating." He says as he goes out into the club.

EPOV

I walk back into my office after an hour of enthrallment to find the wife putting away her purchases. I look around the office and see that everything is in order, with some additions. There was a tiger stripped fleece throw on the back of the leather sofa. I smiled at that. When I sat at my desk I notice that there is a picture in a frame of us at Rhodes taken during our Pledging. My smile widens at the memory of the instant the picture was taken. My desk is uncluttered and then I see that something is missing...

"Sookie?" I call out to her.

"Yes, honey?" she replies.

"Where is my Tabasco sauce? I ask.

"I threw it out. Why on earth do you have it there anyway?" She says looking at me confused. I do not respond and look to the computer. I hear her sigh as she walks over to a bag and pulls it out. Out of the corner of my eye I can see her look between me and the bottle. Then a minute later I see her movements and look at her full on to find her dabbing the Tabasco sauce on all of her pulse points and between her breasts.

"Sookie, what are you doing?" I ask her amused.

"Bloody Mary?" she quips. I roar out in laughter.

A/N: I couldn't sleep this was begging to be written... I hope ya'll like this one ) -Viktoria