Descendant Friendly (Part Three)- Life Return!
There is only one returner of the fear...
Far away from Pinkie Pie in Applejack's bedroom, Applejack's corpse was being tucked in a bed by Fluttershy.
"Please go to bed now, it's time to hush and be quiet Applejack..." put Fluttershy Applejack to bed for good in the kindest way possible. "Alright, now it's time for that change of mine..."
"I'm very sorry for being the place where Applejack stupidly killed herself..." faked tears Rarity like a giant cat that had a car run into him when he fell into the road after overdosing on Viagra. "Can you ever forgive her?"
"I do..." knew Fluttershy what would happen if the actions were the same and she and Applejack were reversed. "And for that, I forgive you for what she did and her."
"Excellent!" Rarity placed the past ahead of her actions, for she was only pretending to be forgiven. "Now, it's time to put our blood, sweat, and tears that are in the form of our clothing in the past..."
"No need to cover it up they say!" Fluttershy agreed. She liked endorsing advice as she got ready to unbutton her shirt, but was stopped as was Rarity stopped her by wrapping her hooves around her chest.
"Why don't you allow me to unbutton it for you?" Rarity was ready to execute her plan, not to continue any more needless yap.
"Uh...Rarity, I appreciate you treasuring this moment..." Fluttershy felt that this Rarity of a friend wasn't being a comfortable jewel.
"Don't worry," Rarity comforted her as she unbuttoned her police shirt with her telekinetic magic, "I'm not going to garot your vital chicken organs!"
"Um...I know you're not a neckhunter Rarity," Fluttershy nervously complimented Rarity as Rarity premeditated murder by secretly taking her police gun out of her shirt pocket. "You would never think about choking my chicken!"
"I'd never suffocate you..." Rarity pointed the gun at Fluttershy's heart and shot her. "WITH LOVE THAT IS! I'd do it any other way any day!"
Fluttershy stumbled back like she had just been shot in the heart a different way, like an heir's arrow that Cupid gave him in exchange for making his father highly allergic to boisonberries as she fumbled dangerously close to the window.
"No...I trusted you!" Fluttershy shouted out of fear and love. "Why are you being so cowardly to me?"
"You were the one who got scared..." Rarity taunted Fluttershy for quivering at her potential death. "A traitorous coward doesn't deserve to be strangled...he deserves a far more shameful death!"
Rarity stuck to her word as she shot Fluttershy in the heart again, and she fell out the window knowing that she would die a horrible death from knowing that her friend killed her.
"I failed my mission..." said Fluttershy, who laid on the grass fields coughing up blood as a mist rolled by. "Sorry guys...I couldn't make everypony delicious, I failed to fulfill my purpose in life. I am a bun in the oven that has exploded before it could come out...I'm all over the place..."
"I SEE YOU ON LYING ON THE FLOOR ALL BY YOURSELF, AND I'M LIKE OH YEAH!" Rarity was very pleased with herself when she looked out the broken window and saw the lonely Fluttershy. However, the mist slowly dissipated and she saw the things that Fluttershy worked for...seven cows surrounding her in a circle.
"So you sold your fellow officers out to cows?!" Rarity guffawed. "Looks like I won this battle before it even started Fluttershy!"
"No Rarity...we win." Fluttershy gave Rarity a foreboding glare. "Even though I lost, I will still fulfill the true dream of all living things, TO BECOME ONE! Goodbye..."
Fluttershy ate as much grass as she could off the ground, and then laid her arms and legs out. The cows used their razor-sharp teeth to tear her limb from limb and eat her, shaving off all the years of her existence until she was nothing but hair.
"...At least that was ironic." Rarity felt weak. "Because it looks like the consumer became the manager of the farmer's market."
Unfortunately, Rarity was right. As the cows boasted their sharp teeth at her, she knew they could easily kill her. They were no joke, as they were tough customers in every sense.
"Okay, heh heh..." Rarity laughed sheepishly, backing away from the window. "Well, it's in a policewoman's policy to search for clues in a place of suspicious activity, so I'll just be going..."
Rarity tried to run out of the bedroom, but the door shut on its own as the cows began to moo. Rarity didn't know, but upon hearing that ill-begotten sound that rang deeply into the ears like the voice of a man who was new to singing, her life would be changed forever...
"Come on you stupid thing!" Rarity used her magic to try to pull and turn the knob. "Start! Start! Start stopping being annoying, and open, damn it!"
Her efforts were futile, opening the stubborn knob was not an action as simple as pulling a lever. Things only got worse as Rarity heard the cows chanting from outside.
"PARTING...PARTING...IS ONLY KNOWN IN PARTS...PARTING...PARTING...IS ONLY KNOWN IN PARTS." is what they spoke as creeping creatures creeped out of the ground in an undead form...zombie ponies! Rarity relaxed her body against the door in disturbing terror.
"No...it can't be...there is a zombie apocalypse!" Rarity felt everything becoming twisted as zombies with flesh that was undecayed and perfect appeared from every spot on the ground and surrounded the mansion. "Fluttershy wasn't lying...she was the one keeping the zombies from killing us! It's my fault that what little left of my life is doomed!"
Meanwhile, downstairs during Pinkie's investigation...
Pinkie Pie was investigating downstairs in the meantime, but was getting nowhere. She had searched the dining room, all across the main hall, and everywhere Rarity had been, but had found nothing.
"It's hopeless, I've searched every which way but up in this place, but I'm not progressing forward at all!" Pinkie Pie was feeling exhausted. "Maybe if I had some brain food, I could knock a sense of sense into my skull!"
Pinkie Pie realized that she was still holding the Rainbow Dash sandwich she had bitten into earlier in her hooves, and decided to finish it.
"Wow, this is good!" Pinkie introduced Rainbow Dash to her mouth. "Rainbow Dash didn't use to have great taste, but she's pretty insightful now!"
After Pinkie ate all of the sandwich though, she came to a horrifying realization...
"Wait a second..." Pinkie realized that that bread had more life in it than normal. "Rainbow Dash didn't taste that great...so why did her sandwich taste delicious?"
Pinkie Pie had thoroughly licked Rainbow Dash in the many successful pranks she pulled on her, and knew what Rainbow Dash tasted like. At last, she finally remembered what Fluttershy said earlier, and knew what was wrong.
"No...she really did it..." Pinkie recalled Fluttershy's comment about making Rainbow Dash into a yummy sandwich. "She actually killed Rainbow Dash and made her delicious! AND I ATE HER! I'M A CANNIBAL, I ATE MY OWN FRIEND!"
As Pinkie Pie cursed herself, the front door burst open and the zombies from outside entered the mansion!
Back at Applejack's bedroom...
Rarity was still lying at the door, wiping the sweat from her face as pony zombies tried to climb the walls.
"Calm down..." Rarity tried to alleviate her fears as pegasus zombies tried to fly up to the bedroom, but failed as their zombie wings took control of them and caused them to fly against the outside wall. "As long as they're so far below me in every sense of the saying, there's no way they'll ever get to where I am..."
Rarity was right, and the zombies failed to get to where she was, so they went home. The home that is the mansion, as zombie Changelings arose from the grave and transformed themselves into living pegasi and unicorns that could control their actions! The living unicorns teleported the rest of the zombies to the bedroom, and the living pegasi flew through the window.
"NO! NO! NO!" Rarity shrieked as the Changelings turned back into Changelings and surrounded her.
Downstairs...
"I'm sorry Rainbow Dash..." Pinkie apologized as the zombies grabbed her and prepared to sink their teeth into her. "I should've been more empathetic...now I'm toast."
Upstairs...
"I'm sorry history..." Rarity apologized to the new generation of mindless creatures that would miss a mind like hers very much, as the zombies prepared to eat her and tear her to shreds until there was nothing left. "My dynasty is merely going to be something to be dined upon..."
As Upstairs Downstairs ended, and the zombies sunk their teeth into both of the horses simultaneously...they were...DISGUSTED.
"MEAT...IT'S MEAT!" they hurled with vomit. "SHE'S NOT A VEGETABLE, SHE WAS ONCE ONE OF OUR OWN!"
In fear, all of the zombies on the first floor ran out of the mansion, and all of the zombies on the second floor jumped out of the window, landing headfirst on their wings and horns. The cows looked on the situation with disgruntlement, as the zombies were out of there faster than oars on an emotionally distant sea sponge who didn't want to eat any more food at a lunar eclipse celebration.
"Zombies...dislike...MEAT?!" the two both came to the same conclusion, as they finally realized the reason why Fluttershy was trying to make them taste delicious earlier...delectable meat is the most rotten vegetable!
"So Fluttershy wasn't playing around...she really was just trying to protect us..." Pinkie began to cry. "SHE DID ALL THAT FOR RAINBOW DASH AND I ACCUSED HER OF BEING A LIAR! I'M THE WORST FRIEND EVER!"
"So Fluttershy was just fooling around..." Rarity gloated at the cows. "Aiding the enemy while also working for another enemy, who in their right mind would ever do that?"
The cows looked angry and hurt as Rarity insulted their leader.
"It looks like we're not vegetables after all!" Rarity laughed and continued to taunt the cows who had learned that they were actually carnivorous. "We're far better than your average meal! So how are you going to eat us now, you pathetic excuses for serial killers?!"
The cows got in a circle and began a new chant.
"NEW SHOW...NEW SHOW...ENTER CREATURE COMFORTS..." they hummed as electricity started to gather from the bedroom's electrical outlets, and the dining room downstairs was becoming decorated with paintings representing new life. "NEW SHOW...NEW SHOW...SHOW THEM DISCOMFORT."
"What...you have another thing to show me?!" Rarity felt like she was in a disturbing sitcom as she ran to the door and tried to disturb whatever presence was keeping the door shut. "Open you waste of shit! This room is an idiot box made of walls and a floor, LET ME OUT!"
After many attempts to open the door it finally flew open, but just as a bat flew and hit Rarity in the face, knocking her unconscious.
Meanwhile again...
Meanwhile again was the repeating of Pinkie's transitory presence. She had cried so much that there was water all over the lobby's floor, and she was praising the fact that she was mortal.
"RAINBOW DASH IS CRYING!" Pinkie Pie blamed herself as she saw what she had done. "CRYING OUT FROM ME TO BE SET FREE FROM FATE'S CRUEL HOOVES!"
Just then, the zombie chicken from earlier walked in the main room from the dining room, holding a paintbrush and notepad. He had shown that he was actually an ambitious artist, as he had drawn portraits of eggs in the dining room. However, he soon slipped on the water, and broke his right leg.
"YOU!" Pinkie shouted when she noticed that her water broke the chicken. "YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU HADN'T TURNED DASH'S WINGS INTO ZOMBIES, LESS THINGS WOULD'VE HAPPENED AND WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS AT ALL!"
"DOO DOO!" the chicken replied as he got the paintbrush and paper and started to paint something.
"W-what are you doing?" Pinkie didn't realize that the chicken was going to follow up his insult of her analysis by drawing a motivational portrait.
"DOODLE DONE!" the chicken proudly showed Pinkie his painting of her hugging Big Macintosh, which Pinkie Pie liked very much.
"Aww..." Pinkie said sweetly. "That is so...AAAAAHHHHH!"
Pinkie had to compliment the lovely painting with her scream of terror, as she was abruptly pulled away from the floor by an unseen force. The force threw her up the stairs which turned into a slide that sent her under the second floor window, which turned out to be a secret passage leading on Big Macintosh!
"WOW!" Big Macintosh exclaimed as Pinkie landed on him in an uncomfortable position right in the secret room. "Don't hit yourself on the way to me!"
In the northeastern room...
In the northeastern room, the unconscious Rarity awakened to where she had been taken to.
"Oh..." Rarity's head was in pain as what was inside it moved her to stand up. "My head is in pain...it's like the ceiling fell on me in my sleep..."
Rarity looked around her and was surprised to see that the room had no ceiling...it was a small compressed room that was covered in debris and was topless in a way that you could view the sky and the room if you fell from above. There was also a bat dressed in a baseball player's uniform lying on the floor like it had fallen down after getting a bad pitch through the sky.
"Wait a minute..." Rarity picked up the bat by the tail and remembered exactly what kind of bat hit her. "You chuck of deciduous wood! You're the one who hit me on the way out through that door!"
"Ah, you have good memory and seek vengeance..." the bat awakened and began to speak. "Unfortunately, your days are numbered, just like that mountain Chrysalis ordered to be towed!"
The bat bit Rarity's right arm and flew from the imprisonment of her hooves as she grabbed her arm in pain. As he flew all the way up to the where the room should have ended from the start, he revealed his true form, a vampiric pig!
"You're a pig that can...talk?!" Rarity couldn't believe it as she gazed up. "I thought creatures like you couldn't exist until the day that pigs could fly!"
"And I am the living proof of that day!" the pig scoffed at her as he pulled an electric cigarette and a lighter of his vampiric robe. "The day Chrysalis destined for you to die!"
"How do you know who Chrysalis is?!" Rarity shouted. "Why would a pig like her have associations with a swine like you?!"
"Why don't you ask your rainbow friend who she killed?!" the pig replied. "I'll send you straight to rest to meet her!"
"Oh yeah, with vhwat?!" Rarity covered her mouth in shock of realizing that she was developing an accent...a distinct accent. The one that made her discover that the only vat that she would be drinking from soon would be the one that only makes flames grow stronger.
"Vat's right!" the pig had her licked. "I bit you so that you would turn into a vampire! Now, you will be vulnerable to all sorts of things..."
"Vhwell I guess we're not evenly matched anymore..." Rarity knew she was far more vulnerable than a lot of other ponies knew.
"Far from it..." the pig grinned menacingly at Rarity as he lit the electric cigarette on fire with the lighter. "Smoking isn't just a hobby for me..."
"It vhwould be more than a hobby for me if jobs allowed it..." the reason Rarity didn't smoke was because her work was at home. And there was no place like work, and her family lives there!
"Well I have a job that allows it, assassination!" the pig revealed his true career as well. "The smoking is not for me, IT'S FOR YOU!"
Suddenly, as the pig waved his electrical cigarette in the air, beams of electricity started to come from the parts of the walls just slightly above the floor. Rarity gasped as she looked around her environment again. There was something she didn't notice earlier because of all the debris...where the room should have ended at the lowest point were electrical outlets! In fear, Rarity ran for the door.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Rarity tried to open the door, but once again, it was futile because it was locked.
"It's too late...you're a vampire and you'll die by the most basic weakness all vampires have..." the pig dropped the electric cigarette and lit the electricity emanating from the outlets on fire. "DEATH!"
Rarity showed her fangs to the door by trying to claw at it with her hooves to no avail. The electrical fire was made out of electricity so that it wouldn't give off smoke and hurt the pig, but it still had the element of fire in it!
"AAAAAHHHHH!" Rarity screamed as she was electrocuted alive and got some burns. "There must be some bing that I van search for to fly out of bere faster than a fly! But vwhat?"
Rarity looked up at the vampire pig and saw him laughing at the very fact that she would be burned alive in the most painful way possible, with burns slowly developing on the fire replacing her skin. She used her vampire brain to suck up the knowledge that the reason the pig wasn't in a precarious position despite being a vampire too was because he wasn't in the fire!
"Vhwa vhwa vhwa..." chortled Rarity as she surrounded herself with a magical blue aura using her horn, and levitated up to where the pig was using her vampire strength. "Vampires can fly, but vampire unicorns can float AND fly! Should've thought about that Sherlock!"
The pig continued to jig at her and jogged his fist into Rarity's stomach. Rarity clutched herself in pain as the pig drop kicked her through the roof and into the kitchen adjacent from the electric torture room.
"Hey, what's on the floor, Dr. Watson?" the pig inspected Rarity's injured body. "I'm starving waiting for that GRILLED MEAT!"
This time, the pig grabbed a torch out of his vampire cloak, and threw it through the hole in the roof. It landed on Rarity, burning her alive once again with its power.
"AAAAAHHHHH! My life is flashing before my eyes!" Rarity was in tremendous pain with the light shown in her face from the torch flashlight.
"Vat's it!" Rarity stood up and broke the barrel of the flashlight by stepping on it. "I'm tired of being stepped on and pushed over like vat! Vat pig will pay!"
Rarity looked around the room for something to fight back with, and saw the perfect thing...the refrigerator.
"Heh heh...Fluttershy said there was a shotgun in there..." Rarity rushed to the fridge with menacing intent. "Vhwo knows vhwatother heavy-duty weapons are in there?"
"Hiding in an arsenal will not save you!" the pig took a cane out of his cloak. He then pulled a sword out of it, brandishing a silver sword brandished and arsoned not with fire, but with electricity.
"There's nowhere to hide, and there's nowhere fun to run!" the pig declared like a complacent hero who lost the buttons to his shirt at the cornerstone of a warrior's grave. "It's time for you to be well done!"
The pig flew through the hole in the roof and saw Rarity brandishing a grin, as she had brandished a shield for herself. The fridge, which she was suplexing against her chest using her vampire strength.
"Fool! You think that will save you from a fate no more timely than overcooked eggs?!" the pig shouted as the tip of the sword gained an electrical charge. "I know everything about this room and about that fridge, lest you forget that I am mad but mad northeast!"
The pig's sword borrowed the electrical power from the room's electrical outlets, and he swung the sword at the defenceless Rarity's shield in an attempt to end this unfair fencing match. Unfortunately for him, this was all part of Rarity's plan. To hold the fridge, she had to unplug it, and when the pig tried to attack, she plugged it back in with her telekinetic magic! To his shock, the pig's sword bounced off the shield he tried to cut through, as Rarity's fridge had absorbed the electrical magic of the household outlets!
"HA HA HA HA!" Rarity got the first laugh this exchange. "I didn't forget, I just didn't find it necessary to take note of. Unlike you, I don't try to write Hamlet with my strategies, I TRY TO MAKE OMELETS!"
With that, Rarity threw the refrigerator at the vampiric pig, flying him back and crushing him against the wall. The refrigerator fell off against the wall, and landed on the floor. The door fell open, revealing all sorts of weapons, power tools, knives, and kitchen supplies.
"Heh heh...I thought with all those weapons in there, the fridge vwhould be an even more dangerous weapon than all the weapons put together..." Rarity was clever once again. "Vhwo knew that you were really a worthless tool..."
As the vampiric Rarity turned her back and walked to the door that led out of the northeast room, she failed to realize that she was walking away from the truth... She didn't notice that there was no blood on the wall from where the pig was squished, but she probably should have noticed that green Changeling goo had made its way into the fridge, and got inside...a miniature-sized ChrysaliS' Descendant'S Super Speedy Sausage Suckage Sev-6000! Rarity turned around out of curiosity and saw that she had to question her reason.
"VHWOO KNEW?!" the goo shouted from inside the machine as the machine came out of the fridge. "NO...VHWOO DO!"
"You..." Rarity was incredulous, as she now saw that the pig warrior was now a giant string of sausages! "IT VHWAS YOU! HAM LET THE DOGS OUT!"
"AND DOGS ARE WOLFING YOU DOWN, BECAUSE THEY GOT YOUR TONGUE!" the sausage pig smiled with an evil smile that he donned himself with inside of him.
Rarity tried to run, but the sausages were wrapped around her chest and suspended her hooves like they were gelatin. She tried to bite through the sausages with her vampire fangs, but was aghast at what was inside the sausage...blood. Liquid-like, moist, frightenly blood-red blood splashed all over the helpless vampire's face. She was disgusted when some of it even got in her mouth.
"All my blood was drained in the process of my vampiric mutation, that's why I always keep it in that sausage grinder..." the pig remembered what he had to go through in the laboratory. "Unlike you, That was the sacrifice that was made so me and all of Equestria's residents could become Changelings..."
"You're a monster..." Rarity spoke the truth to the monstrous demon. "HOW IS THIS ALL POSSIBLE?!"
"Very well then..." the pig offered the truth in response to the truth. "I'll explain it to you before I kill you..."
"Long ago...the royal palace of Equestria had fallen. Si-seven years ago, Chrysalis was defeated by six heroes who called themselves...The Police. The price paid in exchange for Chrysalis' defeat was dreadful though...many residents of Equestria were turned into monsters...by the hooves of the lone survivor of the castle falling, one of the six heroes who was acting as a double agent...Chrysalis."
"TO-TO-TO-TOO TWO OF THEM?!" Rarity was as shocked as a board game company that was puzzled when they learned that they owned a monopoly on too many things. "But there is only one Chrysalis!"
"No...we are all Chrysalis...EVERY CREATURE MUST BE CHRYSALIS..." the pig flashed back to life before Chrysalis. "You may already know that the gracious alicorn princess who created this universe...was not Celestia. That was Chrysalis, who was once in the form of a celestial being. Before life existed in Equestria, she created trees, and she poured all of her spirit into creating a tree that would give birth to all of the ponies and farm animals in Equestria. To make the tree grow every creature on its branches, she poured all of her blood into the tree's bark, in the form of a mysterious goo. The spirit tree came to life and created all of the ponies and farm animals into flesh and blood as planned, all at the sacrifice of Chrysalis' blood and good spirit."
Unfortunately...
"Unfortunately, but that sad fact was about to get sadder because Chrysalis' evil spirit took over and turned her into an evil insect monster! She came to earth and started killing all of the ponies, her beautiful creations, the FRIENDS WHO WOULD ONE DAY BE HER DESCENDANTS! And she did not stop there, she used her evil magic to turn all the farm animals into monsters, bloodless fiends who were forced to bury all of the dead ponies in the ground, so that vegetables would be grown in place of living creatures..."
"That is so sad..." Rarity sniffled, crying over the fact that it would be impossible for her to exist in a world that had a start like this. "WAIT A MINUTE, THEN WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?! PONIES HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE AS LONG AS TIME HAS BEEN RECORDED!"
"There's more to a tragic story than a sad ending...the rest is history." the pig backed up his statement about how an apocalypse at the beginning of time was historically accurate. "Vegetables weren't the only food that was grown, so were trees that produced fruit! Both the fruit and vegetable combined were so aromatic, delicious, and sinewy, they woke up the zombies from their graves just so they could have a taste! It cured the rotten flesh on the pony zombies and restored them to their original form, because it technically came from them! Fully rejuvenated, the once-pony zombies teamed up with the farm animals to exterminate one bad insect...Chrysalis was killed by her own creations. In exchange for the help, the ponies gave the farm animal monsters ownership of the fields of vegetation, where they could eat as much vegetation as they wanted to restore the blood in their bloodstream and turn back into normal animals. Only one more thing had to be done to resolve the problem though...the ponies and animals were still Chrysalis' children...if they were ever to obtain a spirit of pure evil, they would turn into Chrysalis and repeat the tragedy! So Equestria was founded on love and peace and remained that way, making it the perfect place for two true celestial beings, Celestia and Luna, to govern over."
"But wait...I've seen pure evil." Rarity remembered all her encounters with the rockiest and most chaotic of foes. "...It was all just Chrysalis taking different forms?!"
The pig began to laugh very menacingly...in a pernicious, wicked, and somewhat deranged way.
"VHWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" he couldn't contain the laughter in his meat stick anymore. "NOW YOU KNOW! I AM CHRYSALIS! ALL OF THIS WAS STAGED, CAREFULLY AND YET SIMPLY ELABORATED! CHRYSALIS WAS AN ALL-KNOWING DEITY WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE, FOOL! SHE KNEW THAT SHE WOULD TURN EVIL WHEN SHE GAVE HER GOOD SPIRIT TO CREATE THE WORLD, SHE KNEW THAT HER CREATIONS WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE AND DESTROY HER, SHE KNEW THAT SHE COULDN'T STOP SIX HEROES NO MATTER WHAT FORM SHE TOOK, BUT SHE DID IT ANYWAYS TO GIVE YOU A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY! SHE LOST TO YOU ON PURPOSE TWICE IN HER PURE FORM, ALL SO THIS COULD ALL BE PLANNED SEVEN YEARS LATER!"
"S...sick...you si-SEVEN YEARS?!" Rarity shouted at the top of her aching chest. "We've been outside this disgrace of a mansion for SEVEN YEARS?!"
"Not outside...INSIDE." the pig replied. "Just before the landslide destroyed the palace and knocked you into a coma, the double agent transformed into Chrysalis and flew you and your friends to the middle of nowhere. There, she had the help from a beautiful pony to build a secret laboratory under a mansion on a farm. They kept you all alive, and used science to mutate all the farm animals back to their bloodless fiend forms. You were completely fooled into thinking that you were just outside the landslide...but really, you were just slowly sliding away from the truth..."
"I've certainly not slid away from the truth that you talk too much..." Rarity meant this in every sense of the matter. "And I'm certainly glad that the truth hurts, because I'd be lying to myself if I said I had to stand here forever and listen to you! I'll escape from this hellhole of condemned property if it hurts me!"
Rarity sunk her vampire fangs into the sausage and sucked the blood out, tolerating the disgusting taste all the way, but as the pig shriveled into a husk of sausage skin, he laughed being undeterred.
"Drink me all you want!" the arid pig taunted. "The blood isn't even mine, I just borrowed it from the laboratory! As long as I'm a vampire and I have Chrysalis' goo, I won't die! The only way to be rid of me for good is to alter my goo into a form that's not of a pig!"
"...For such a happy assassin, you'd be a terrible jigsaw puzzle designer!" Rarity felt this was getting way too easy, like doing yoga that hurt the feelings of a dojo master, as those moves sure can drag on. "You're giving me all the answers, all I have to do now is search the fridge for something!"
"No, DON'T!" the pig shouted desperately as Rarity went to the fridge, opened it, and found something interesting. "NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE! NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE!"
Rarity stopped as she was picking up a saucepan that she thought would get the sausage cooked by beating it.
"...You're suicidal aren't you?!" Rarity almost gave herself a heart attack at the shock of this stupidity. "Don't worry, I feel sorry for you. I won't bake on you, I'll just hash you like the scent of brown coffee being prepared for a candy salesman!"
Rarity opened up the coffee machine, emptied the blood from her fangs in the water reservoir, and put a dry filter filled with grinded coffee inside the part where the water goes.
"NNNNNOOOOO!" the pig screamed as Rarity carried the skin that was him and dumped it into the filter.
"You could've been as dangerous as a meat-cleaving hammer..." Rarity shut the lid of the machine. "Turns out you're just a meat-collecting sausage fest!"
Rarity turned on the on button, and off to work was the machine. The pig broke fast, as he was made into something different than him, coffee. Rarity had finally finished dealing with him, and raced down the hall to get back to the northwestern room.
"Those cows better start coughing up details!" Rarity proclaimed. "I'm the reason Fluttershy is now gone, but that doesn't mean it's a lost cause! There's a chance she wasn't purely evil!"
"But it's impossible for me not to be purely evil..." Rarity's friend said as she opened the northwestern door. It was Applejack, and she turned into Chrysalis! Rarity stopped dead in her tracks.
"I knew it..." Rarity gave Applejack a glare. "It wasn't Fluttershy...you were the double agent!"
"You knew all along...that's why you killed me first, and all while pretending to be completely helpless..." Applejack/Chrysalis liked Rarity's version of the tale. "Fluttershy was working for me while trying to help you, but she was not a double agent...I was the true double agent, working for EVERYONE."
"The pig told me all about the plan..." Rarity explained. "But there was one crucial thing he left out of his story...motive. What is your ultimate goal?"
"I think if I had to choose...it would be to make everyone just like me..." Chrysalis was a narcissistic and misanthropodic insect. "But it is too late for that...FOR YOU!"
Just then, the ceiling collapsed, as a tornado fell through the roof! It was a tornado of milk, and it was making the room become sliced like Switzerland air!
"No...I'll make you...rest for this Chrysalis...I...promise..." Rarity made her important promise as she was starting to fall asleep...
The plan of the villain is creating her bliss
This plan makes Chrysalis seem amiss
Without her descendants, she would be lonely
She is her own ancestor, but if only...
The Ending of Part Three.
The two are in two, but there is only one...